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- For - Pickle honorable mention. I enjoyed it. --T3 21:57, 12 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
- For. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia
 22:07, 12 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
- Fur It has lots of cows, the title contains the word "murder", it is an interesting contrastual nonsense against A murder of crows and I love the author. Quick, find me another monkey! Gruntled AKA Reverend Zim_ulator AKA Grunteloons - Exchange ideas 13:42, 13 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
- Formaldehyde. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:45, 13 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
- Ya man. ~
![[thehappyspaceman]](//images.uncyclomedia.co/illogicopedia/en/thumb/1/17/Ths.jpg/20px-Ths.jpg) 16:03, 08/15/2011
- Forks. Lots of them. Also, funny article.--
 (Talkies) (artikles) 08:23, 21 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)
- Yush. - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 16:38, 12 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
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- No. This piece reflects a sociogeopolitical idea that is infested with liberal bias invented by George Soros and the Tides Foundation along with Van Jones, Barack Obama, Taylor Swift, and MoveOn.org. Therefore, this piece is null and void and is not deserving of this little cute thing you call an award. This piece is an effective way of ensuring vegetarianism, homosexuality, South Parking, unorthodox views, eating a bunch of raw sewage, stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula, fattening up on mushrooms, watching World War II documentaries and Full House, causing the murders of many Telletubbies, Melanieism, atheism and obesity, and other such Satanic and unhealthy measures. It is the result of corporate interest, wealth on the part of talking vegetables, and other external forces. Andy Griffith also has stated this is a mess that should never appear on the main page of this here establishment. A reasonable Republican might run in the opposite direction. Good luck finding one.You are the worst person in the world! Time marches on! You sir, are a disgrace for nomming this crap. Resign, sir! Eventually, we will forget it because time marches on! Good night, and good luck.--Colonel Sanders 22:15, 12 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
- I do hope you actually have a reason for voting against, because if not, I do believe you should resign, sir. --T3 22:35, 12 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
- Hey, I'll do the Olbermann stealing here. Wasn't that good enough? It is much longer than most negative votes.--Colonel Sanders 22:45, 12 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
- But seriously, it doesn't have the oomph that a feature needs.--Colonel Sanders 22:48, 12 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
- One of the most interesting 'No' votes I've ever read. It's nearly an article itself. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia 13:49, 13 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
- I actually really liked the beginning and the image caption, and had the rest of the article been that way, then I would have given this a hardy for, however, I felt it got weaker with the story part and ended a little short of what I wanted. Of course, this was made with the Pickle in mind, so. It's a nice little poiker but just fades a little towards the back half, sorry mates. —rms talk 17:34, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
- Narrow Against falls a little short of being feature-worthy and perhaps could do with a little more expansion. No doubt a very good article though, and should it have some additions, this vote will move up a box.--Ben Blade 10:21, 17 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
- No. Meahhh...no...
 Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:38, 1 Farbleum 2012 (UTC)
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