Joe Biden

See this idiot!

“Here's your cyborg.”

~ Joe Biden

Joe Biden, also known as Joeseph Eric Brayden Jayden Biden (Tyrannosaurus freakus) is an idiot sportsball fan with dementia who managed to reach the rank of president. He was born to some idiot and he married Eminem in a white chapel. He completely threw away his love for trump in the process and started a controversy, as well as upsetting countless fans. All he does is sit his lazy butt in a chair in the White Castle magical burger factory and sit behind Obama sometimes when he is compelled to. It is boring but at least when Obama forgets to wash his hair he can smell it. He has an IQ of ≈24 and enjoys doing crap. He also serves hot dogs for Stephen Colbert and his guests. He's a jerk. He cussed someone out for giving him frozen yogurt instead of ice cream in a frozen yogurt store.

Years after he was elected president, he decided to leave his seat as a president and became a citizen of Floptropica. He changed his legal name from Joseph Eric Brayden Jayden Biden to Jhoesiff Ericflop Breighdin Jeighden Bi-gulp. He lives in a 3 story condo with his husband Eminem and 3 dogs, Billy, Cupcakke jr, and Jiafina.

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