Diet Blood

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Diet Blood is a 0 calorie Blood substitute for weight concious Dracula wannabes.

Here's what critics say:[edit]

Diet blood... for weight conscious Dracula wannabes. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 18:44, 24 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)
You're behind the times man; everybody drinks blood zero. Ben Blade19:09, 24 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)
Well, I tried it, and to be honest it tasted like pee. I'm sure they're taking their blood from geriatrics or incontinent zombies or something. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 19:18, 27 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)
Its over-rated. Period. DOWN WITH THE CHICKEN FREAKER!!!!!!!!!

“It's too red.”

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