The Revolutionary War

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The Revolutionary War was the first war in the history of Planet Snubsgloffolophigania to be fought entirely Upside-Down. All the soldiers, on both sides, fought standing on their heads the whole time. This was supposed to be some kind of new innovation, but it did little to improve the aim of their muskets.

Part of the reason for standing on their heads was the lack of shoes at Valley Forge. Also, the British suck. HAHA!

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The Revolutionary War

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