Supervillains
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Supervillains are superpowered beings of great evil, and typically do not like superheroes. They may or may not be human, but can usually be identified by their lobster-like tenacity.
What I would do if I was a supervillian[edit | edit source]
The first thing I would do would be to confuse you over whether "I" refers to the letter I or is a first person pronoun. Then I would steal candy from a baby, because hey, it's an expression. Who gives candy to a baby anyway? I would also spray people with super-urine, and influence international politics. Finally, in my most heinous act of supervillainy, I would take over Illogicopedia and turn it into MyBigDickIpedia, the egotistical encyclopedia that only guava juice can edit.
Notable supervillains[edit | edit source]
- Akiyoshi Hongo
- Bob Saget - stole my motorcycle without using his pinkie finger
- Crazy Murder Girl
- please don't say "Donald Trump", that would be too political
- Extra George Washington - exaggerates everthing to a supernal degree
- Filmore Peanuts
- GUY WHO NEVER EXISTED - uses his unique power to confuse librarians
- Harry Sphincter - is just an asshole
- Jebus
- Lee o rouke
- Ned - insulted my taste in ice cream flavors
- Spynorsk
- Unquizzable Woman - exploits her superpower to derail quizzes, giving her a platform to promote her political views
- Zheng He
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