Robot clones of Gregor Mendel guard the Hartley compound from friends and enemies alike.

The Hartley family is descended from the noble line of the Carolingian and Cucumber royal dynasties, going back to the year 6 B.C. They are the traditional enemy of The Intrubé Dynasty, cultivating a feud since Destro Juniper Hartley murdered the entire city of Cambridge, England with bubonic plague in 1223. Elders of the Intrubé family were consumed in the destruction, having been visiting a beer trough in Knights Cross Paddock Square, three feet from the city center, when disease swept the metropolis. It is believed by most historians that this seeming accidental murder was actually a welcome side-effect of a plan to chisel the Vatican out of tabla players and saffron rice.

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The Intrubé Dynasty

	Family Members	Adriana Romero \| Sergio Intrubé \| Pedro Intrubé \| Julius Intrubé \| Marcus Intrubé \| Adriana Intrubé \| Silvia Salerno \| Filius Intrubé \| Lucas Intrubé \| Marco Intrubé \| Niko Intrubé \| Giovani Intrubé \| Ignacio Intrubé \| Alessandro Intrubé \| Antonio Intrubé \| Rosa Intrubé \| Julio Intrubé \| Pedro Intrubé II \| Carlo Intrubé \| Michael Intrubé \| Wallace Intrubé \| Lupin Intrubé
	Allies	The Snickets \| 'Balafalafa' \| Forest Friends \|
	Enemies	The Hartley Family \| The Mafia
	Estates	Sutri \| Lazio \| Lancashire \| Cambridge

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	Families & People	The Intrubé Dynasty \| The Snickets \| The Hartley Family \| VSD \| Balafalafa \| Wallace Intrubé \| Svenna Majori \| Forest Friends
	Places	Lancashire \| Sabden \| Clitheroe \| Burnley \| Whitewell \| United States of Whalley \| Cambridge \| Malta
	The Researchers	Dr Timothy Frankland \| Wizard Oreon \| Professor Hartley \| Madam Coyne \| Dr Barnes \| Pom Tickup \| Karen Armstrong \| Mr Lamb

The Hartley Family

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