teh Ultimate Admin

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Teh Ultimate Admin is… well, to be frank, she is teh admin, and she is ultimate. Need I say more? Really? C'mon...

So, yeah. Don't mess with this guy. SHE IS TEH ADMIN, AN SHE IS ULTIMATE. IF U RUIN HER SITE SHE MITE BLOCK U, NO MATTR HOW LOTZ DA SOCKPUPPETS U HAS.

You have been warned.

But isn't messing with the ultimate admin the only fun you can actually have on this boring site?[edit]

Look, you're obviously a nice guy, and I'm going to let you finish, but you seriously shouldn't mess with teh Ultimate Admin. Teh Ultimate Admin haz spiez everywhere, watchin ur evry single move. I should know, I almost got pwn't. Teh Ultimate Admin wantd me 2 change mah signature, and I said "NOWAI!" But then, teh Ultimate Admin chang'd mah sig 4 me, which made it all weird an' stuff, an' I didnt liek dat, so I changd it bak. Big mistaek. Here's how it played out:

<Dan> I understand your criticism, T3, but what I was really looking for was people telling me if it should be shorter (e.g. get rid of links for YouTube, dA and other articles). Because as I said, external links in my signature are kind of annoying, because I get that "To prevent spam type the answer to this math problem" thingy. But things are beginning to go too far-- Silent Penguin just changed my sig to try to get rid of the image WITHOUT ME KNOWING ABOUT IT, so y'know, maybe I could replace the image with one that wouldn't give as much of a headache. Are either of the following links good? link1 link2

<T3> Silent Penguin changed your signature because it messes up pages it is on for some people. This isn't a matter of preference; it's a matter of you're screwing up people's pages.
<BenB> Oh shit, Dan's screwing with seppy. Oh man, he doesn't know what's coming...
<Dan> Well, it's not like he's the ultimate admin or something... right? Oh crap.

As soon as I said that, I knew I had made the wrong choice. So I immediately created a new sig.

<Dan> Phew! I made a new sig! And just in time, too. I was afraid for a second there that Seppy was gonna ban me.
<T3> That's good.

So now dat teh Admin wuz on mah wrong side, I had 2 mak amendz. So on teh Ultimate Admins talk page, I said:

<Dan> Hey, Seppy. Listen, I've been such a mean narflbargl to you, and I apologize. But from now on, please don't edit my signature.

<Teh Ultimate Admin> I'm gonna do the girl thing and say this. Do you even know what you are apologising for?

Wow, shez gud. Not only doez she not knoe whut I'm talkin bout, but she gets away with spellin "apologizing" properly. DAT IZ SRSLY BADASS.

Seriously.[edit]

So, as I said, D0N'7 M355 WI7|-| 73|-| 4DMIN 0R 3153 Y0U'11 R3GR37 I7. N07 0N1Y I5 5|-|3 W311-R35P3C73D 4ND 10\/3D BY 07|-|3R I110GIC0P3DI4N5, BU7 5|-|3 I5 1337. 7|-|47 410N3 7|-|R3473N5 M3.

Some others weren't threatened by you-know-who and payed for it.

Take Another n00b, for example. He made a page about you-know-who's second in command, and also vandalized a certain page about a certain encyclopedia. The second in command reported it to teh Ultimate, and bam! Another n00b was block'd. So yeah, IF U GIT IN FEUD WIF TEH ULTIMATE ADMIN, APOLOGIZE IMMEDIATELY AN, NO MATTR WUT, D0 N07 54Y Y0U 4R3 RIG|-|7! F0R 7|-|47, Y0U M4Y G37 PWN'7.

I repeat![edit]

Do not mess with teh Ultimate Admin, for she is 1337 and cool and you don't want to get pwn't, do you? D0 Y0U? D0 U? 3|-|?

PEEPS HOO HAS MESD WIF TEH ULTIMATE ADMIN AN GOTTEN AWAY WIF IT:[edit]

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1337,

AMAZING,

ULTIMATE,

ADMIN.

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