User talk:KJ24

Where's the welcoming community they promised? /me welcomes himself...

Whether it's through compulsory community service for crimes we won't go into or just personal choice, you've just joined illogicopedia. First and foremost, may I take your coat *rifles through the pockets*. This greeting if not nailed to your forehead (or applied forcefully with No More Nails) is most likely from an admin/werewolf/Jonas the Happy Vandal/Sysop which makes it excellent, so RELAX. Now we're all relaxed, I'll quickly get through the bits you need to know (rules and where to go etc, and my bribe of course): If you're actually a vandal then prepare to be squashed by an oversized novelty sandal. If you're a complete beginner to wiki's then you may want to click here. If you're nibbling on any cheese or cookies at the moment, STOP! ...Hammer Time! Those are for Santa - our resident stuttering old perv. Just so you know what we're about (the life drawing class is left of that pop-up) I'd advise clicking here. I have to emphasise the section "In comparison to other wikis", just incase you're a fleeing uncyclopedia/uncycling flea user etc. Any featured work will be rewarded with a gold star (to put on your Christmas tree) whilst any !$"?@#!1*&!! work will be rewarded with a swift slap to the chops. If you turn out to infact be a brilliant user and aren't at this point laughing at the huge crater you've made where the Illogia once stood then you could be elidgible for Writer of the Month (or at least an unofficial Insane/Dedication award). If all else fails drink holy water and watch as a big hole-y forms through your heart. If it all goes horribly wrong and the police find your stash of Nuclear warheads, have broken into your house, and the ghost busters are unavailable then you should probably franticly claw for help in the direction of these guys. If you want to wear a funny wig and sit in a house full of commoners or lards then a political party membership may be for you. I recommend the Strangled Cats party. When we finally figure out you're the user that keeps stealing our pocessions we're going to need to keep in touch with you (so we can get a clear shot at ya :P). So please feel free to leave comments on user's talk pages or our sparkling forum. You can talk to us directly on our IRC chatroom. Now all that's left is the complimentary welcoming mint, and my bribe. £<insert number with more zeroes than Binary Code at the end of it here> please. Make all cheques payable to hell.

Sir KJ24 09:03, 23 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Hey

Hey, calm down, do you think there is a bot to welcome new users? There is not, and someone (XY007) has to check it manually every day. I have been here for over 2 months and never recieved a template (I did get a message from Gruntled)... But here you go.

Welcome to Illogicopedia. I hope you have a good time. Sensible stuff is not allowed, also frog-infested pineapples are not allowed to vote on anything. Remember to write before you think and don't get mad on other people. Don't mess with these people, if you have a problem contact one of them.

Iamawesome  T | C | U  12:21, 23 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Thy weasel is waiting... Sir KJ24 22:44, 23 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Can I do an external link? Anyway you may want to see my edits at Wikipedia.

Leave my nouns in the locker room? Why? Sir KJ24 23:08, 23 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Also I will never join the Strangled Cats party no matter what they say. They strangled all my friends! Sir KJ24 - (chatter) 03:24, 24 Arply 2015 (UTC)

I don't know about anything in the template, I never got one. But if you don't join Strangled Cats then join the Ism Party! XY007 is a member aswell. Also if you have not been autoconfirmed then you can't link to external sites on first edits. The nouns in the locker room is an in-joke, there is no door marked LOLCHEESE. Iamawesome  T | C | U  04:49, 24 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Ah that is all right then. I am XY007's pet cat BTW. Sir KJ24 - (chatter) 04:49, 24 Arply 2015 (UTC)

You've even confused the likes of me. Congratulations

So are you like a sockpuppet of XY007 or something? Or just a close friend/cat of his? Because you sound a bit like him and yet you don't at the same time. ~ Good tidings! ~ 10:17, 24 Arply 2015 (UTC)

He's my pet cat. Sometimes I let him use the computer. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 10:19, 24 Arply 2015 (UTC)

I had a feeling it was you. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 17:27, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Ferrets drink orange juice

I have not been kidnapped by Israeli militant forces. Sir KJ24 - (chatter) 23:07, 28 Arply 2015 (UTC)

No, you were not kidnapped by Israeli militant forces. Rather, you were kidnapped by Palestinian militant forces while being an annoying tourist in the Gaza strip. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 04:40, 29 Arply 2015 (UTC)

OK then. What can my pet cat do to win his freedom? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 04:42, 29 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Your cat can hack into the military servers and broadcast a video message. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 04:44, 29 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Yes. He has sent a message to the servers (even though they had 1024-bit encryption) and it has an image of a cat with the legend, I CAN HAS FREEDOM? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 09:52, 29 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Rhubarb

It only just now entertained me that your signature says 'chatter' instead of 'talk'. Would you like me to blither on about nothing? Because that's how you get me to blither on about nothing. ~ Good tidings! ~ 02:29, 9 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

OK. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 03:04, 9 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

Should I also create a sock? 03:17, 16 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Do you have a pet? Sir KJ24 - (chatter) 03:32, 16 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Interesting, savoury, delicate conversation. Like a fine cheese. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 09:58, 26 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

KJ24 testing phase

1. Please strip and step into the delousing station.
2. Sing your country's national anthem in Braille.
3. Grimace and buy some candy.
4. Smell?
5. You've passed. LOL. No cheese.

(kaizum me) 23:03, 20 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

I am not sure of that. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 10:58, 16 Aym 2016 (UTC)

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