Dying

Noooo! Noooo!

Urgh.

Blurrrgghhh. Cough cough. Tell Martha I love her. And tell my wife I never cheated on her.

Nah! Hahh no....

The treasure is buried.... right....

Cough cough..... Dave, I am not your....

.... ooh, salty!

(Applause)

And the winner of the Academy Award goes to.... man dying in hallway!

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