Noodle of death

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Could this be the God responsible for the Noodle of Death?
This person is a noodle of death. I don't quite know why.

Noodle... of DEATHTHTHTHTHTHTHTH....ahhhh!

This article is a noodle of death. So is the United States Kingdom Chile. That's right, Chile is a noodle of death. Or perhaps Chile is a mass of deadly chili. And what is Argentina? A mass of silvery white money. I am also a noodle of death. It's kind of nice, abeit a bit expensive.

Noodles of death[edit]

Eat a noodle of death and you may think that you are alive, but you are actually dead. How will you known when you're dead? Well, you can touch you elbow for starters. Dead people can also die an infinite number of times, but never the same way.

Not eating noodles of death[edit]

You can not eat a noodle of death by not eating them. In order for you to do this, you must:

  1. Locate the noodle of death
  2. Not eat it.

It's pretty simple really, strange so many people have met their makers at the hands of the Great Death Noodle.

See also[edit]

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