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I GOT A NEW SIGNATURE!!!
OMG LIEK ISN'T IT SO AWESUM!!!!111 ~ Dan the Hedgehog • The Happy Spaceman • TheHappySpaceman • DanTahHedgehog • YouTube • deviantART • TheHappySpaceman.com • info • discussion • contributions • enter the contest NOW!!! • WTF?! Klingon Illogicopedia • Captain Anonymous • THE GRAFFITI WALL (beta version) • IllogiNews: Snakes on a Plane • An Article That Redirects To Itself • UnMD • The most important tutorial ever. 21:13, 29 Aym 2011 (UTC)

You bothered my endless rampage of the RW block log for this.... Lame. And why the flashies?--Colonel Sanders 21:15, 29 Aym 2011 (UTC)

What flashies?

And it looks really ugly on the edit page.--Colonel Sanders 21:21, 29 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Not only that, but it leaves a mess in the raw page data. Fix it fix it fix it! —rms talk 21:23, 29 Aym 2011 (UTC)

MY GOD IT'S TERRIBLE. Everyone, quick, hide in a sysop only forum! —rms talk 21:24, 29 Aym 2011 (UTC)

I would... if I were a sysop. Meh, I'll hide on RW or aSK or something.--Colonel Sanders 21:25, 29 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Speaking of admin, I wonder where Testes ran off to. —rms talk 21:32, 29 Aym 2011 (UTC)

So, you want me to replace it?

Not necessarily. You can fix the problem in your preferences. —rms talk 21:36, 29 Aym 2011 (UTC)

How, exactly?

Testes is impregnating the world's population, RMS. And, please fix it, Dan.--Colonel Sanders 21:38, 29 Aym 2011 (UTC)

In your preferences, under signature put:

{{SUBST:nosubst|User:Dan the Hedgehog/sig}}

Then check the little box underneath, and you're quared away to use the ~~~~ signature thingymajig. —rms talk 21:42, 29 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Thank you! I think it's better now. Sorry about that.

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Weak sauce.--Colonel Sanders 21:47, 29 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Oh look, an obnoxious line break in your signature. —rms talk 21:50, 29 Aym 2011 (UTC)

"Readmesoon" (sounds like another self-centered liberal, like Obama), if you've haven't heard "this argument" (it's a fact, not argument), then now's a good time to consider it with an open mind. I wasted time with your unsubstantial additions and you deny that genocide, which is the mass killing by government of a particularly ethnic group, arose only after the development of the evolutionary theory of survival of the fittest, so anyone with an open mind can see that you're a second generation atheist. Like all liberals, you deny that feudalism reduces rape. I repeat: only a Muslim would pronounce Pakistan as 'Pokistan'. I just went to Wikipedia and typed in the silliest term I could think of: "duh". And what do you know: Wikipedia has an equally silly entry for it! I'm going to enter that Wikipedia's insight into our Wikipedia entry now. Help yourself by opening your mind, before it's too late.--aschlafly 21:30, 29 May 2011 (UTC)

What is this? —rms talk 21:58, 29 Aym 2011 (UTC)

"Readmesoon" (you can't even post in your own real name), your incoherent comments are getting tiresome. I skimmed through your recent edits and you still don't seem to grasp how liberals try to claim exclusive control of knowledge and its recognition, and how you should be objecting to that, so let me guess: you're committed to censoring the Bible. And you persist in denying the obvious truth that capital punishment stops homosexuality. Got news for you: the revisionism of someone felt for centuries to be inspired by the devil cannot last here. You're not going to be allowed to rant in a nonsensical manner or smear our work.--Aschlafly 21:31, 29 May 2011 (UTC)

Andy is my idol. —rms talk 22:01, 29 Aym 2011 (UTC)

"Readmesoon" (obviously your parents were unbelievers to give you such a pagan name), your incoherent comments are getting tiresome. I reread the beginning of your rant at the top of this section and all you do is talk, talk, talk, so anyone with an open mind can see that you're an atheist. Furthermore, you are in denial that classroom prayer prevents skateboarding. Nobody seriously doubts that Hell is being ruled by the devil, and yes he does enjoy whipping and burning people to to an unimaginable extent. In fact, he delights in it. Now run along and contribute something substantive.--Aschlafly 21:40, 29 May 2011 (UTC)

I don't know what you did, but for some reason I can't use my web browser when viewing this forum. That's not actually valid html, is it? ~ 21:53, 29 Aym 2011

Darn, I DID jinx it. And Andrew, your argument makes no sense, and not in the good way, either. ~ Dan the Hedgehog • The Happy Spaceman • TheHappySpaceman • DanTahHedgehog • YouTube • deviantART • TheHappySpaceman.com • info • discussion • contributions • enter the contest NOW!!! • WTF?! Klingon Illogicopedia • Captain Anonymous • THE GRAFFITI WALL (beta version) • IllogiNews: Snakes on a Plane • An Article That Redirects To Itself • UnMD • The most important tutorial ever. 22:23, 29 Aym 2011 (UTC)

"Dan The Hedgehog" (if that is your real name), you've fallen for the liberal deceit, and I encourage you to revisit the issue with an open mind. I skimmed through your recent edits and you deny that Obama is a Muslim, which is undeniable, so it's obvious to me you're a product of the public school system. Furthermore, you are in denial that capitalizing Hell stops homosexuality. As I've said before, Evolution conflicts with logic, science, and Christianity. You have free will to reject whatever you want, but you're only hurting yourself by that approach. People who do open their minds are amazed by the insights and happiness it brings. Go back to public school.--Andy Schlafly 22:12, 29 May 2011 (UTC)

Oh my god, dude, if you want to spread Conservative propaganda, then do it on Twitter, not Illogicopedia. Also, what recent edits? All I've been on lately is this forum and my IllogiGame. ~ Dan the Hedgehog • The Happy Spaceman • TheHappySpaceman • DanTahHedgehog • YouTube • deviantART • TheHappySpaceman.com • info • discussion • contributions • enter the contest NOW!!! • WTF?! Klingon Illogicopedia • Captain Anonymous • THE GRAFFITI WALL (beta version) • IllogiNews: Snakes on a Plane • An Article That Redirects To Itself • UnMD • The most important tutorial ever. 22:51, 29 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Inside joke. You don't geddit, do you?--Colonel Sanders 22:59, 29 Aym 2011 (UTC)

No, not exactly. Maybe you could explain. ~ Dan the Hedgehog • The Happy Spaceman • TheHappySpaceman • DanTahHedgehog • YouTube • deviantART • TheHappySpaceman.com • info • discussion • contributions • enter the contest NOW!!! • WTF?! Klingon Illogicopedia • Captain Anonymous • THE GRAFFITI WALL (beta version) • IllogiNews: Snakes on a Plane • An Article That Redirects To Itself • UnMD • The most important tutorial ever. 23:01, 29 Aym 2011 (UTC)

I'm quote mining Andy Schlafly, founder of [Conservapedia.--Colonel Sanders 23:02, 29 Aym 2011 (UTC)

"Dan the Hedgehog" (your insulting name is getting tiresome), if I asked whether a pitcher of unknown name who has thrown at least three no-hitters should likely be in the Hall of Fame, your methodology is not going help answer the statistical question. I've analyzed your unconcise replies and noticed you draw a silly distinction between sheep and goats (which I've reverted), so whether you admit it or not, I can tell you're almost certainly a liberal who's here to push your misguided ideology rather than genuinely help anyone learn. You also clearly deny that cremating heretics stops incest. Believe what you like, but atheists censor disclosure of the harm they cause, but that doesn't prevent the use of logic. How long before the false claim about the appendix being a vestigial organ is taken out of textbooks promoting evolution? You're not going to be allowed to rant in a nonsensical manner or smear our work.--Andy Schlafly 22:38, 29 May 2011 (UTC)

Dingus. ~ Dan the Hedgehog • The Happy Spaceman • TheHappySpaceman • DanTahHedgehog • YouTube • deviantART • TheHappySpaceman.com • info • discussion • contributions • enter the contest NOW!!! • WTF?! Klingon Illogicopedia • Captain Anonymous • THE GRAFFITI WALL (beta version) • IllogiNews: Snakes on a Plane • An Article That Redirects To Itself • UnMD • The most important tutorial ever. 23:22, 29 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Look at these chumps, breaking the law and such. —rms talk 02:54, 30 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Wow, I thought those quotes were really from Andrew Schlafly for a minute there. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:13, 30 Aym 2011 (UTC)

"Hindleyite" (recreate your account with your real first name and last initial), I looked at many of your edits before reverting them and found propaganda supporting tax-payer funded abortion and higher taxes, so admit it, you're not here to glorify the Lord Jesus Christ. You also clearly deny that intelligent design deters Wikipedia bias. I repeat: jaywalking is not prosecuted as much as petty shoplifting. I have to run an errand but want to you everyone know that it's only productive to discuss something with somebody who has an open mind. --Andy Schlafly 12:14, 30 May 2011 (UTC)

Andy is a ?pedia member for good O_O —rms talk 17:18, 30 Aym 2011 (UTC)

"Readmesoon" (you can't even post in your own real name), your posting is filled with gross misspellings, "I don't get it" type of statements, and a general link that shows nothing. I reread the beginning of your rant at the top of this section and all you do is repeat liberal deceits, so anyone with an open mind can see that you're trying to spread anti-Christian propaganda. You also refuse to accept that homeschooling deters talk pollution. Whatever the mainstream media might say, notice how the Huffington Post has so little on the Bible? Liberal censorship is inspired by its intolerance towards that book, which liberals exclude and censor as much as they can. Just look at polling data and you'll see that millions of YECs are liberal and voted for Obama. You have free will to deny it, but it's as indisputable as 2+2=4. I will respond to others willing to engage in open-minded discussion of this.--Andy Schlafly 13:57, 31 May 2011 (UTC)

Argh, that sig! Stop flashing otherwise I'll arrest you! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:47, 31 Aym 2011 (UTC)

I have a reoccurring dream featuring that sig. It always starts off in the distance, then slowly gets closer while a depressed version of "you ain't nothin' but a houndog" plays in the background, getting louder and darker untill I wake up, and the voices start calling me.--Ben ^Blade 11:53, 31 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Once, i had a dream about Ben, and when I woke up my pillow was gone. —rms talk 19:35, 31 Aym 2011 (UTC)

I had a dream once (seriously, this is true) where I was running through this non-descript caravan park on a beach and then I heard people shouting "5, 4, 3, 2, 1!" and then a volcano erupted with lightning coming out of it. Then there was this green smoke and then Huw Edwards' voice started talking and it said "You will all die, you will all die, you will all die" and so on. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:45, 31 Aym 2011 (UTC)

I once had a dream involving a guy standing inside the door of McDonald's without a shirt while it was raining. —rms talk 19:49, 31 Aym 2011 (UTC)

What sort of dream is that? Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:50, 31 Aym 2011 (UTC)

A run-on sentence dream. —rms talk 20:13, 31 Aym 2011 (UTC)

An Actually Important Announcement

Everyone, go vote on VFF. We need the votes. —rms talk 20:25, 31 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Who gives a damn about VFF? Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:01, 1 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Some of us old timers do. —rms talk 11:23, 1 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Exactly. It was in the old days we voted for VFF. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 18:51, 1 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Just go do it faggot. —rms talk 01:20, 2 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Sir, yes sir, I believe you are a fag sir! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 06:53, 2 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Vote on VFF OR ELSE!!! And please give your honest opinion about poodle. ~ Dan the Hedgehog • The Happy Spaceman • TheHappySpaceman • DanTahHedgehog • YouTube • deviantART • TheHappySpaceman.com • info • discussion • contributions • enter the contest NOW!!! • WTF?! Klingon Illogicopedia • Captain Anonymous • THE GRAFFITI WALL (beta version) • IllogiNews: Snakes on a Plane • An Article That Redirects To Itself • UnMD • The most important tutorial ever. 21:01, 2 Yoon 2011 (UTC)