Forum:I AM NOT YOUR SHIELD!

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I think this is just horrible, what's happening with #GamerGate. Anyone's opinion? We have a few pages already of this type such as Brianna Wu and Zoe Quinn. XY007talkcontributions 04:11, 7 Arply 2015 (UTC)

I support #GamerGate and I am writing a series of satirical articles supporting #GamerGate and making fun of the opposition, including Cultural Marxism, GamerGate, Zoe Quinn and Social Justice Warriors. If other Illogicopedians don't like it then maybe you people shouldn't have voted back in 2009 to allow political content because if you don't like #GamerGate then that vote is about to come back around to bite you in the ass. --Nerd42 (talk) 04:38, 7 Arply 2015 (UTC)

We are the pro side. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. We will write articles on our struggle! XY007talkcontributions 04:41, 7 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Expecto patronum. Am I doing it right? Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 11:45, 7 Arply 2015 (UTC)
I think it's absolutely atrocious how many gamers are gating these days. It's an offensive and dangerous trend and it needs to STOP NOW. BURn THEM AlLLL!!!!!--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 13:12, 7 Arply 2015 (UTC)

You may not be my shield, but neither am I your diaphragm. With regard to potential objections to political content, well... if anyone thinks they can promote an agenda here, I fear it will not help much in their pursuits. Think about it... who would give a shit what I think about anything? LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 17:53, 7 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Uh... what's this about, women being disrespected in the gaming community? Because those misogynist douche nozzles need to have their skulls hollowed out with a melon baller. Or is it about people who do strange things with their bums and a snowmobile? LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 17:56, 7 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Keep the tide flowing, keep it all on the right side. XY007talkcontributions 23:26, 7 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Gruntled, nobody's disrespecting women in the gaming community. In fact, posing as a woman is a great way to get free stuff in an MMO. Everybody knows that gamer girls are A. hot and B. the most likely to hook up with us nerdy white boys so why the hell would we want them out of gaming!? It's not even in our self-interest. All that crap about threatening women is a coverup for the scandals, plus maybe a few misguided twelve-year-olds from 4chan being twelve-year-olds from 4chan. Welcome to the Internet.
What people seriously want the hell out of the gaming community is radical left wing crazy feminist sociopolitical ideologues (who we've dubbed "Social Justice Warriors") who have taken over the gaming press to write articles on how games aren't about fun and the "gamer" identity is dead and other nonsense in which they're trying to push gaming to be about their left wing political crap instead of about having fun. Gaming should be about five things: 1. Fun. 2. Telling Jack Thompson to go to hell 3. Telling Social Justice Warriors to go to hell, 4. Skill and 5. Fun. --Nerd42 (talk) 06:56, 8 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Now that I know that, I'm going to go fuck myself. It's that, or pander to the transgendered self-hating homophobes lurking on the edges of my paranoid... AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE no achilles tendon any more since Grand Theft Auto hid easter eggs that link to spandex poodle porn blocking users STOP THE OINK NOISES AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH PLEASE THEIR TEETH ARE ENORMOUS... FANG!!! LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 03:20, 12 Arply 2015 (UTC)

WALRUS IT UP![edit]

Deh deh deh, sa-lah, de-deh
I have a cat.

Ih ih.

Sumpu moras[edit]

  • Bioshock Infinite, for some reason in this case only, is particularly funny when Zoe Quinn is mentioned.

“The lord forgives everything. But I'm something else so I can do what I like.”

XY007talkcontributions 02:19, 8 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Uh, I guess you didn't get that joke? The point of it is that Depression Quest really isn't all that complex of a game. It definitely wouldn't be worth talking about if it wasn't for #GamerGate making it famous. So in telling the Illogicopedia version of the story, I replace Depression Quest with a AAA title everyone acknowledges as being of the highest quality. --Nerd42 (talk) 06:56, 8 Arply 2015 (UTC)

I did get that joke, what I am doing is satire - of the satire. Ha ha! XY007talkcontributions 07:47, 8 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Give me the green box, I dropped it[edit]

SJWs are boring I completely agree. This is NOT what gaming is about. I noticed your tangent about posing as a woman on the web: The web is 80% men, according to TIME magazine. Actually it's about 94% men, because 14% are men posing as woman. XY007talkcontributions 07:51, 8 Arply 2015 (UTC)

New comments beloe[edit]

Cat cat cat cat cat! Let's do cat cat cat! XY007talkcontributions 03:28, 12 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Kill... User:Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive
Dzongkha XY007talkcontributions 06:43, 12 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Sugoi.
Japanese? Wow elaborate. XY007talkcontributions 22:56, 12 Arply 2015 (UTC)
かわいいですう! User:Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive
What's that mean? Curved cucumbers! XY007talkcontributions 23:04, 12 Arply 2015 (UTC)
it's "Kawaii desuu!"
Oh ok. Le wiki est wiki. XY007talkcontributions 23:33, 12 Arply 2015 (UTC)
I now have a feeling that you're Asian. Btw my GF is Filipino.
Yes that is true. C'est vrai! XY007talkcontributions 01:17, 13 Arply 2015 (UTC)
ごきげんよう!Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 01:44, 13 Arply 2015 (UTC)
ファインは、ありがとうございました。 (Am I doing this right?) XY007talkcontributions 01:52, 13 Arply 2015 (UTC)
私はあなたの人々はあなたが何について話しているのか見当がつかない感を持っている。偉大な日本語を学習さもないと私はあなたの後に私の仲間が送信されますしてください。覚えている:ピカチュウはすべてを知っている!Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive
ஆம் உண்மைதான் ஆகிறது. XY007talkcontributions 00:38, 18 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Mayroon akong isang pakiramdam na ang natitirang bahagi ng pag-uusap na ito ay magiging sa ilang iba't ibang mga wika Asyano. User:Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive I had help from my girlfriend in typing that message. Man, how I love her.
Tôi vẫn có cảm giác rằng phần còn lại của cuộc trò chuyện này là có được trong một vài ngôn ngữ khác nhau châu Á. Làm thế nào về chúng ta làm cho nó thêm một chút khác nhau bằng cách thêm ngôn ngữ châu Âu? User:Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive
es ponts impressionnants, si vous comprenez ce poste, se il vous plaît répondre en suédois. Je suis exposé à des centaines de Coréens à mon école, donc parfois je peux me en lasse pas. Une fois que vous répondez, se il vous plaît encourager un autre utilisateur de répondre en allemand. Merci! User:Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive
Saya suka semua ini kerana ia adalah benar-benar baik. Mungkin forum ini perlu diteruskan di bawah nama yang berbeza? Mungkin tidak.
I mo thuairimse, i ndáiríre go má tá tú aistritheoir ar líne is féidir leat aon rud a dhéanamh.
Res ne še kaj za povedati! XY007talkcontributions 03:17, 18 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Du lærer godt, "XY007." Bare opprettholde de vekslende europeiske språk gjennom dette forumet. 2+2=5
그래, 유럽 언어 일에 대해 ... 내가 10 살 때 나는 스페인어, 스페인, 멕시코 아니다 발견 때문에 유럽에 대한 원한을 가지고 있기 때문에 우리가, 우리가 생각할 수있는 모든 언어를하자. 나는 망연자실했다. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive
OK so your first is Filipino, second is Vietnamese, third is French. Guessed mine yet? 'N annhymerus' yn rhoi ychydig funudau i chi gael gwybod. XY007talkcontributions 03:38, 18 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Ah, mis on täiesti tõsi. Sa tead, seal on teine kasutaja Illogicopedia, kes räägib seda keelt siin ...XY007talkcontributions 03:45, 18 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Irish and Estonian.
Malay and Slovenian. XY007talkcontributions 04:04, 18 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Murrgh[edit]

New (World Order) comments bee low. 2+2=5

I went to Mexico for a while in Oct-Nov. XY007talkcontributions 04:25, 18 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Oh long Johnson[edit]

Smoking clean pooch. Set engines to redemptive soliloquy. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 02:10, 19 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Creepers are terrible. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (talk) 22:40, 19 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Gerron coldon. XY007talkcontributions 23:08, 19 Arply 2015 (UTC)

I speak few languages. English und French. I can't speak any Asian language despite being part-Asian. Moistness? XY007talkcontributions 04:23, 20 Aym 2015 (UTC)

English and French make two... which other languages? French is my first language. Unfortunately, at that time, schools were discouraging anything but English, and my parents stopped speaking it in the house when I was about 5; tragically, I can understand very little, and speak even less, today. I like commas.
Which Asian in particular? Another tragedy: I lived in Okinawa for 3 years, and was planning to study Japanese, but got sidetracked with school and work. In my 20s and 30s, I had lots of Cambodian friends, and a couple of Lao friends. I used to be a Buddhist.
"Smokin' Clean" was a slogan for a brand of Japanese cigarettes. One day, I helped my friend wash his dog, named "Pooch". Since we had just finished smoking the evil marijuana before we started Pooches bath and were high, and had been discussing how amused we were at the broken English slogan, one of us proclaimed that we were "smokin' clean pooch", or that "smokin' clean pooch" was the result of our labors. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 16:38, 20 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Spanish? Which Asian in particular? My dad is Thai. But my mum is Eastern European. XY007talkcontributions 23:04, 20 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Please indent +1. It makes threads easier to follow. Thai and Caucasian... how cool is that? Can't help my curiosity so, which Eastern European? There is a huge difference between, say, Romanian and Hungarian. I am fascinated by the linguistic polyglot that is Eastern Europe. I am also fascinated by the history of Southeast Asia. Lots of things fascinate me, to varying degrees. Frunobulax, on the other hand, is fascinated primarily by food and her love for her mummy and daddy. In any case, only the bats are moist. Cheers! LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 23:16, 20 Aym 2015 (UTC)
OK, OK. My mum is actually born in Poland, but family is variously from Ukraine (grandmother's side) and Romania (grandfather's side). My father's from Thailand, and so is everyone in his family. XY007talkcontributions 23:18, 20 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Very very cool, dude. So, about YOU'RE NOT BEING MY SHIELD, that's fine, so long as you pay your Bat Shit Loony Union dues. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 01:45, 21 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Gerron Coldon was a famous writer of redemptive soliloquy who died in a plane crash on September 23rd, 1979. For a while he mowed lawns, smoked a variety of Japanese cigarettes and an Okinawan mink saw him. He wrote the famous collection of letters There's life and then there is something else like apostrophes and I was writing this thing whilst out of my mind in 1956. He was nice. XY007talkcontributions 23:36, 8 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

Miekia[edit]

Miekia is green grass. I saw the green grass. XY007talkcontributions 00:31, 21 Aym 2015 (UTC)

I saw the golden sunshine. Am I late for the arts and crafts workshop? Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 01:03, 21 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Smacking of good taste, Rodney quick-stepped into the van and began his 5 hour trek into the hinterlands. The rest of the party consisted of Lolly, a goobermonger, Cameron, a cruise director with manic palsy, Patrice, a musicologist with a deafening lisp, and Lorenzo, proprietor of a talking donut shop. They piled in with abandon, happy to be away from the hither-thither of the thity, thickening with its thalty language and thuperb Christian values. The driver, a strapping specimen of a baboon, got in last, hitched his seatbelt tightly, pummeled his kneecaps resolutely, shook a rabid badger and nudged the old Econoline van into forward propulsion. Glum elven folk gathered loosely around the vehicle, keeping a mature female giraffes distance between themselves and the passengers.
Ploddingly but steadily a crowd of harridans formed loose rings around the elves. By the second hour of travel, these extended several hundred meters, their shrill harping piercing bone and sinew of all who heard it. Bachelor cantilevers flapped and fapped gracelessly above, their ghastly formation slamming shadows into the somnambulance below. A shudder thrills the groundlings, momentarily importing cassowaries from Ukraine and Romania. Thai middle and upper men moved the money and sanded hardwood floors. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 02:14, 21 Aym 2015 (UTC)


The green ideas slept. They slept in such anger that I was unable to find a true meaning to this cake. They were in many shades; spring green, lime green, chartreuse, pale green. But never were they so colorless.

As they slept I took a look across the dark green ground, it was so soft and covered with dark rocks and strewn with broken refrigerators. I spoke suddenly. "Convene the coway of the cosystematic conventions!" But it was no use, for the greenness had already faded away by this time. Three hours earlier, I had been launched into a world of snow, a world of cold, a world lacking in apparent warmth. So there, my story begins. XY007talkcontributions 04:20, 21 Aym 2015 (UTC)

The Zim_ulator deigns to give leave for peculiar and idiosyncratic indentations. Thus continues the story, only with a different POV unit at the controls. This one picks things up and puts them down. This other one controls Jimi Hendrix in the afterlife. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 04:49, 21 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Possibly. It failed. It was a very refrigerative occasion, and I couldn't have seen it another way. Even after I ate my salad, I chose to examine the contents of the refrigerator.

The dairy products were first up. The milk was humming 'Op-de-op-de-op', the butter was apparently restless and the cheese was being worshiped by a Red panda. The yoghurt sang, 'Strawberry, raspberry, blueberry' and the soy milk was hiding in a corner crying. Next, the fruit and vegetable. Berries floated in the strong wind. I saw the scuttling crabs write their memoirs. Apples, grapes and pineapples were joining hands in a recitation of 'What I Ate last night' and the bananas and pomegranates were still sleeping. I dared not wake them up. Lunch meat had a particularly Peruvian expression on its face. With the pork and the bacon shouting, the chicken screaming 'EAT ME!' and made into the chicken pancakes I'd had 30 minutes ago. Next I will throw a sandal at the sandalism. XY007talkcontributions 05:32, 23 Aym 2015 (UTC)

IT'S A MINK!!!!!!

I see nothing else[edit]

Nothing nothing else. Right this morning it was 7 degrees Celsius. I think that during the summer (your summer) we will have more users coming back. XY007talkcontributions 23:18, 31 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Revive it here[edit]

Now! Mink! Stop! Ferret! The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 00:52, 12 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

Looking back[edit]

Why did I make this? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 11:32, 16 Arply 2017 (UTC)

LOOK OUT! WALRUS! 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
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