List of weapons that shoot other weapons

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This class of weapons includes an infinite number of variations, any one of which could have been used against Saddam Hussein by Baghdad Bob if he'd only had it available.

Gun that shoots swords

Some women show off guns that shoots swords of various sizes.

A bullet can travel longer distances because of its aerodynamic design. But really, how many times have you needed to shoot someone from that far away? Besides, the ammunition you use is equal to the size of your penis. If you're a real man, you'll ditch that trash and instead use swords as ammo. While a dead man with several dozen bullet holes can strike fear in most people, a dead man with several dozen swords will cause nothing short of pure terror and panic. Besides, think of how much work you'll save the poor autopsy performer. It is known through history that of all the countries to try this idea, Belgium came closest to achieving a workable prototype. However the furthest the Belgians ever achieved was a crossbow that shot swords. This weapon was used by the Belgians to hold off the Germans in World War I at the Battle of Skull's Forge, although mystery surrounds this event due to the fact that this so-called Belgium doesn't really exist. After the battle all but one of the weapons was destroyed by the Germans and was believed to be lost. Many years later it was found by an assassin who used it to try to kill Bill Gates before being burned alive by Dark Jesus. However the crossbow was lost after the assassination attempt for a thousand years. Indiana Jones is currently searching for this crossbow in the Mojave desert.

Gun that shoots guns that shoots swords

Similar to the gun that shoots swords, but instead of shooting swords, it shoots another gun. This gun's trigger is attached by a string to the inside of the first gun. When the second gun reaches the end of the string, you pull back on the first gun and the second gun shoots a sword. Effective for long range combat.

Sword that shoots guns

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Gourd that shoots suns

This is a large hollow squash type vegetable that fires miniature stars. First used in the Cornicoupia Wars of 1645, often known as the "Thanksgiving Cataclysms". Both the Pilgrms and Indians had this weapon, but all who used it, and whom it was used upon died of skin cancer. Eventually, Squanto stopped the violence with his fire breath, and everyone got drunk, and forgot everything, and had cranberry sauce.

Suns that shoot gourds

Shoot gourds at enemies to your heart's content.

Note: Holding the sun may kill you, and you will probably never use your hands again.

Gourds that guard guns belonging to sons of sword shooting gourd gunners

Despite an unusually clumsy name, these devices have been in action since the end of the Pomegranate war.

Kid-A-Pault

A catapault that shoots small children. I mean, who wants to get whacked by a small child?

Other than Jack Thompson...

Gun that shoots guns that shoot cages that lock by remote control

These are great for catching eight legged human spiders. Like Spartacus.

Gun that shoots crowbars

Headcrabs beware!

Machine gun that shoots scorpions with machine guns that shoot fire ants

Voted 3rd most painfull gun to be shot by.

Shotgun that shoots shotguns

This weapon appears to be a shotgun. It looks like a shotgun, sounds like a shotgun, feels like a shotgun, smells like a shotgun, and tastes like a shotgun. However, when fired, it shoots a spread-fire shot of more shotguns, which in turn, shoot shotgun shells. If the shotgun is loaded with a slug as opposed to a buckshot shell, it shoots a shotgun larger than the original shotgun, which in turn shoots a single bullet, the size of a house.

Infinite regression shotgun that shoots shotguns

If a shotgun that shoots shotguns is good, then a shotgun that shoots shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns, etc., would be infinitely good! However, experiment has shown that it's only infinitely good if the projectiles are allowed to continue regressing for an infinite time. If any projectile hits anything, the weapon becomes a finite quantity good, which of course is infinitely less than infinitely good, which may in fact be infinitely bad.

Shotgun that shoots shotguns that shoot guns that shoot swords that cut the person it's shooting at in half and the wounds bleed guns that shoot swords that cut people in half and the wounds bleed guns that shoot swords

Okay, so the shotgun shoots a spray of shotguns, each of which shoot a spray of guns, each of which shoot a sword. Then the blood they shed turns into guns tah tshoot more swords that make more guns that shoot more swords! Unfotunately, science hasn't figure out a way to make the blood-gun-sword cycle go on infinitely yet. Or make this section make any sense whatsoevar.

A robot shooting a plane made out of guns that fires guns

An experimental weapon, the first prototype was designed by Nelson Muntz and is being tested before moving into full production.

Infinite regression Toaster

Simply combine a toaster with an infinite regression shotgun. Disadvantages include an infinite mass.

Slug shooter

A standard 'slugger' is capable of loading up to 6 invertebrates for use in combat. Of course, this weapon is ineffective in naval combat due to the high salt content of the environment.

Guns that shoot swords that shoot cows that shoot grenades that shoot knives that shoot televisions that shoots fridges that shoot bullets that shoot infinite regression toasters

An ingenious weapon, that shoots swords that shoot cows that shoot grenades that shoot TVs that shoots fridges that shoot knives that shoot bullets, which shoot you in the foot for being too damn clever, and then suffocates you in an infinite supply of freshly-made toast.

Guns that shoot enemies

You may be thinking that this is not a new idea, but imagine firing one of these at someone, who expects to block a projectile of some kind, only to find that another guy comes out of the barrel, and then shoots them with one of the aforementioned guns. Makes an excellent combination with the infinite regression shotgun if you are outnumbered and want to even the odds, to infinity.

Guns that shoot at enemies

Not very surprisingly, these guns propel bullets inside of people you are angry at. (This weapon is currently under investigation by the Bureau of Weapons that Don't Exist, But Should, after accusations of existence. The NRA declined to comment when contacted.)

Enemies that shoot at guns

(Note: Only available in Soviet Russia)

Guns that shoot just about anything you point them at

This is a quite revolutionary idea that a group of pissed-off pacifist monks came up with in Helsinki after the infamous Makkaratalo Massacre. The gun has a barrel, a crapload of bullets and a firing mechanism. The shooter can select an object or an entity, point the barrel at the selected object or entity, and manipulate the firing mechanism. This results in one of the bullets flying straight at the selected object or entity fast as hell.

Guns that shoot bullets that shoot swords

While many a person has become a fan of the gun that shoots swords, many others have decided to stick to the good ol' bullet gun. A few, though, mostly in the open-source gun community, didn't like either. As a result, they decided to make the nearly-famous gun that shoots bullets that shoots swords. The process is simple. Just load a 3-4 foot long bullet into the handy gun of your choice, pull the trigger, and watch the spectactle unfold. The bullet will fly off towards your enemy, who's obviously prepared to defend against a measly bullet. But won't he be surprised when the bullet detonates to reveal a death blade underneath! Available under all audience seats at Oprah.

Guns that shoot guns

This might sound boring, and it is. The gun that shoots guns can do no more than knock your opponent unconscious, this is because the gun that shoots guns only allows you to pistol-whip your enemies over great distances.

Guns that shoot whips

This gun shoots a whip, which was used by Indiana Jones against the Nazis during World War 3.

Whips that shoot guns

A gun flies off of the whip and pistol-whips your enemies from a distance.

Guns that shoot Chuck Norris

Guns don't kill people... Chuck Norris kills people.

It has been revealed however, that firing this gun even once would result in the total annihilation of this universe and the nearest parallel dimensions. Except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris would survive.

Tank-a-pult

The Tank-a-pult is a catapult that launches entire tanks at your enemies; the deadliest being the Flying Steamroller Tank-a-pult with a flamethrower mounted on the front....

Tanks that shoot flamethrowers

In place of tank shells, one loads and fires flamethrowers from the canon. These became popular around 1923. Two years later, toast was invented.

Flamethrowers that shoot tanks

The weapon is approximately one meter long, and shoots bowling-ball size tanks, which are on fire. These in turn can fire at the target and are operated by miniature nuns.

Tanks that shoot tanks

Not surprisingly, these behemoths fire fully operational tanks one third their size. These were first introduced by Mr. T, who simply willed them into existance with pure pity.

Tanks that shoot tanks that shoot tanks that shoot tanks that shoot tanks that shoot tanks that shoot tanks that shoot tanks that shoot tanks that shoot tanks

The resulting tank is approximately the size of and can engage in canon-to-claw combat with the dust mite population. Used very heavily in the Mite Revolution of '57.

Toasters that shoot Tanks

Simply combine a toaster with a tank.

P.S. Don't ask how to fit a tank into a toaster. That will be discussed in phase II.

Tanks that shoot Awesomeness

Tanks that shoot awesomeness are used for people who think they are very awesome and great. The tank is wheeled up to them and a small glowing sphere of awesomeness inches towards them. They say, "No, I don't need any more awesomeness, I'm so cool!" Then it pursued them and they run away because they're so cool. Then, they fall off a cliff. The ball finds them and collides. It then shoots at Chuck Norris and because of too much awesomeness in one place causes a paradox (See Something or Other's Infinite Awesomeness Theorem)explodes the entire universe, killing your opponent.

Awesomeness that shoots Tanks

See Soviet Russia.

Tanks that shoot Things that have Nothing to do with the Topic at Hand

See Apocalypse Caused by Toasters that Shoot Flamethrowers.

Tanks that shoot the letter A

See AAAAAAAAA!.

Tanks that Shoot Milking a Tired Concept

MOOving on!

Bullet that Shoots Guns

This relativistic bullet carries its own frame of reference such that when it is fired it remains stationary, while the gun and indeed the entire universe is propelled backward. However if the gun is drawn, the bullet becomes stationery.

Tanks that shoot Links

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This weapon has been around for a long time, starting when Mr. T invented Chuck Norris in the year 1482.6. A variation of this is the Tank That Shoots Misleading Misleading or Pointless Links.

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Tank that Shoots Swords

You seriously need to ask why this is awesome?