Bunday

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“Bunday! YEAH!”

~ Winston Churchill on Bunday

“What's Boondah?”

~ somebody on Bunday

“NEIN BUNDAY!!”

~ Hitler on BUNDAY

Bunday is the day after Sunday. You may not be aware of this.

  No I'm not! If I was then I'd set my alarm clock an hour earlier! Tell me more!  

Ok, ok, calm down dear. I'm Michael Loser and I'm here to tell you about Bunday! I tell yah, if you've missed out on Bunday then you've missed out on life.

  OH GOD TELL ME!!  

Ok, ok. Bunday is the day after Sunday, when, if you set you're alarm an hour earlier you can experiance at you leisure. May I suggest some mulled wine, with fragrant petals?

Ah here we go. The Elves are here already!

ARGHHHH ITS A BLOODY HURRICANE! DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOME!!
Just relax. That was a hurricane.... Ah the Elves! And... And therefore holding BUNZ! Har, har, har, whattah larf.
ARGHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... FOR THE LOVE OF G--
At ThIS PoInt I'd LIke TO Add THAt I've Killed Yah.