Fatterday

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Fatterday is the day when one gets not fat, but FATTER. That's because one puts one's sore aching feet up and chills out in front of the TV or computer all day. With a bag of crunchy chips and a soda or nachos or a pint of premium ice cream or delicious sorbet. Unless one decides to take a nice, relaxing bath instead. Ahhhhh. Not too hot, not too cold, just the right temperature to rest those sore muscles in from working all week. Maybe with some bubbles or bath salts if you want to be fancy. No stiffening your shoulders typing in endless streams of data into the computer for someone else or being on your feet all day as a grocery clerk or waitress or pounding the pavement as a salesman. This Fatterday is all yours to get fatter on.

Movies are the perfect thing to get FATTER with some hot buttery popcorn and a gallon of soda in an extra-extra large glass, just remember its your Fatterday, not your wallet's. Unless of course, you like top ramen. That won't make you fat, but isn't any fun either. Most people prefer pizza to top ramen, with extra cheese on the pizza. And a side of garlic bread or maybe a dessert pizza in addition to the main pizza.

Sensible Days
of Sanity:
  Monday | Bunday | Funday | Friday | Tuesday | Saturday | Santaday | Sunday  
  Thursday | Yesterday | Today | Tomorrow  
of Insanity:
  Eebleday | Bleebleday | Squeebleday | Eeblesonkday | Fatterday | Fnurdleday
Sjinkday | Frinkday | Sonkday