Squeebleday

Squeebleday comes after Eebleday in the Illogiulian calendar. It is a relatively quiet day, and the shortest of all sensible days at only 12 hours and 43 minutes long. This time period was chosen by Cheam Council just to be awkward.

“Haha, just when they think it's time for bed it's time for work again! Mwahahahha!”

~ Evil Councillor dude

On Squeebleday, there is no night, only dight -- a period of eerie twilight which occurs between 0:09 and 1:27.

Squeebleday appears quite at random as is seen fit by the God of Days and such. Since the Dawn of Time, there have been 3,092 occurrences of Squeebleday, none of which were expected.