-4
'Tis four less than even zero, for negative be it. 'Twas once a five below the zeroth mark, but Mister One did with it fuse. And thus was created the Four Negative not you, idiot.
Mister Gorbachev was born in 1872 in the Land of No Return. He did not return from the Land of No Return. The End not you, idiot.
Also, in 1787, the French Guy came overseas to witness the Final Feg to Theg not you, idiot.
Then, I believe that a nukular explosion was witnesst by some seventeenth of Octodest not you, idiot.
Aftrewards, in the yeare of nineteen hundred and twelve, in the jolly month of Arply, on the day of the fifteenth, did I die, thus, thus, thus, not you, idiot.
Usage of a number[edit | edit source]
-4 is used for various things.
- To clean your butt
- To clean your ass
- To clean your bum
- To clean your butt cheeks
- To clean your butt crack
- To clean your butthole
- To clean your buttocks
- To clean your asshole
- To clean your buttins
- To clean your Arseanal
- To clean your Arseanal region
- To clean your arse
- To clean your arses
- To clean your hold where crap comes out
Usage as a number[edit | edit source]
-4 is 5 + BANANA + Eeble Sonk - + - + 1.
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cauculations[edit | edit source]
Special Porperties[edit | edit source]
- Main article: Cream toilet paper
Since the year was 1862 and white paper had yet to be invented cream was the colour. Only, in those days it was called cream de la creme.
WTF?[edit | edit source]
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