-4

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'Tis four less than even zero, for negative be it. 'Twas once a five below the zeroth mark, but Mister One did with it fuse. And thus was created the Four Negative not you, idiot.

Mister Gorbachev was born in 1872 in the Land of No Return. He did not return from the Land of No Return. The End not you, idiot.

Also, in 1787, the French Guy came overseas to witness the Final Feg to Theg not you, idiot.

Then, I believe that a nukular explosion was witnesst by some seventeenth of Octodest not you, idiot.

Aftrewards, in the yeare of nineteen hundred and twelve, in the jolly month of Arply, on the day of the fifteenth, did I die, thus, thus, thus, not you, idiot.

Usage of a number[edit]

-4 is used for various things.

  • To clean your butt
  • To clean your ass
  • To clean your bum
  • To clean your butt cheeks
  • To clean your butt crack
  • To clean your butthole
  • To clean your buttocks
  • To clean your asshole
  • To clean your buttins
  • To clean your Arseanal
  • To clean your Arseanal region
  • To clean your arse
  • To clean your arses
  • To clean your hold where crap comes out

Usage as a number[edit]

-4 is 5 + BANANA + Eeble Sonk - + - + 1.

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cauculations[edit]

410×88-BANANABleen = -4

Special Porperties[edit]

Main article: Cream toilet paper

Since the year was 1862 and white paper had yet to be invented cream was the colour. Only, in those days it was called cream de la creme.

WTF?[edit]

mammal fourty isotones china

Numbers of Sanity:
-4 | Zero/0 | 0.0001 | 0.167 | Zero Point Nine Reccuring/0.9999999999999 | One/1/First | Two/2/Second/No two | Three/Third | π/3.1415926535897932... | Four/Fourth | Five/5/Fifth | Six | Seven | Eight/8 | 8.386023 | Nine/9 | Ten | Eleven | 16...16 | 42 | 43 | 45 | 57 | 61 | 64 | 71.8 | 88 | 91 | A hundred/100 | 111 | 116 | 118 | 300 | 333 | 400 | 419 | 420 | 555 | 617 | 666 | 909 | 1111 | 1337 | 1973 | 1984 | 1987 | 1992 | 2000 | 2004 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2012 | 2014 | Over nine thousand/9001 | 10000 | 328742 | 104270865 | 111,766,361 | 13809827354 | 73020590879353 | 333333333333333 | +9 trillion | +6 octillion | Googol | Bunch of 1s | Babblion | Bajillion | Kajillion | Googolplex | Infinity

Natural numbers

Numbers of Insanity:
Infinity-1 | Bleen | Numbers of the Alphabet | 4 8 15 16 23 42 | 99 Red Balloons | Flargleflex | Igh | The number q | Zilch/Zrilch/Zkilcch | ω | υ | BANANA | 18 19 20
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