User talk:Imploding Hive
So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be an admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx":
The rules, such as "ROFL KILL THE BABIESN'T PLZN'T (notn't)" are here. People breaking the rules will have a koala thrown at them, and may also possibly receive a Chinese burn. So, that's all for now... Please be nice, make great articles and help contribute to our community in any way possible: e.g. template making, voting for articles or users, et cetera.
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—Frosty ☃ 08:28, 20 Novelniver 2014 (UTC)
The Beatless[edit source]
Really good article. XY007 T C 00:44, 7 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Hello there. My name is Gozimnot. Glad to met you.
JFK vs. KFC, Starring FUCKING XENU as the vatickan poope[edit source]
I made a few changes and added a pic to this article. The pic, which says "Warning: Moron at keyboard", had nothing to do with you or the article itself, except to say that the article is random, and the pic was grabbed at random. I just want to be clear, it is not a slight directed at you or the article. Just a humorous pic. Cheers. 
(kaizum me)
07:46, 6 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
I feel like you would benefit from some Cookie Sambon[edit source]
Hopefully it'll be delivered before those delightful children from down the lane have their cake and eat it too. 
~ Good tidings! ~ 22:07, 20 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
- IH, by any chance do you smoke marijuana, and then write while you're high? That's what User:Gruntled does, and he writes absolute nonsense.
Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 01:31, 31 Octodest 2015 (UTC)
I have been sober my whole life. -Imploding Hive
No signal[edit source]
I've noticed you have not communicated with any of the rest of us. My initial assumption was that no sound could escape the force of your implosion. I also considered that you are, in fact, too good for us, or that you wear mechanical plows on your knees to keep badgers at bay. Perhaps you do not have the blessing of bats in your life. Have you heard the good news about bats? Maybe your experience with wikis is tainted by the scent of shrimp paste left in the sun. Anyway, don't be shy if you'd like to communicate with the millions of other users here at the world's angriest water park, Illogicopedia. (kaizum me) 13:44, 31 Octodest 2015 (UTC)
- Well, I don't know exactly why I haven't been communicating with all of you. I don't know how to create a sig, I guess. -Imploding Hive
balck hloe[edit source]
Because there is no definitive reason why feminazis have a tendency to speak in patriarchal tongues and languages as opposed to when walruses have a refutation for anything you say about pygmy goats that like to prance around in the strawberry fields, eating chocolate covered chocolate in the meantime. Have you anything to grunt at the moment? No? No. No! fvnivbnikfvbnieknvjeiskulnjegbjnegtsiklbnjisl Hi. 
22:32, 31 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)
Heads Up, Tails Down, The Big Freedom Eagle Winds Round and Round[edit source]
New articles coming! Directly from my private iPad files of nonsense! I will have to title them and add subsections, but they are pretty much finished already. Imploding Hive (talk) 22:25, 14 Serpeniver 2016 (UTC)
Imploding Hive is Richard Stallman??[edit source]
Is it true? Are the rumours that Imploding Hive is an avatar of Richard Stallman, who has finally burned out on attempting to make sense, really true? Tell! Snarglefoop (talk) 13:18, 17 Serpeniver 2016 (UTC)
Everyone is Richard Stallman in the end when the choked chicken sings again in chorus with the sedimentary irregulars on Porn St.Imploding Hive (talk) 19:11, 17 Serpeniver 2016 (UTC)
hi[edit source]
I thy hath no reason for this--Mah gamemah other game
foodies - - - > 
imijursVANDALISM!
20:49, 13 Aym 2017 (UTC)