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Oh hai. Is it you?? Hey, it's me!! Y'know, the one you said should be permabanned and never un-banned? Well, it's me, Another_n00b. I'm always on here now. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. So, what brought you to come around these parts?? - Another n00b 14:54, 13 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Er... hi. ~ Pointy.png 18:03, 13 Aym 2011

Hey! You! I'm that vandal who kept saying 'Johnny? Johnny?' everywhere on Uncyc pages. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:03, 13 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Johnny? --Johnny? 19:09, 13 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Oh hello Johnny --Frosty 08:32, 14 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Johnny? Johnny? --Johnny? 02:16, 19 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Hello Frosty[edit]

I assume it is the same user I bumped into a few times at Uncyclopedia. I left UnNews for IllogiNews. And, look at my userpage and tell me if you find it satisfactory.--Jokerman dance to the nightingale tune, bird fly high by the light of the moon... Respond 04:33, 21 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Sorry I am really here. I suppose I approve? --~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:31, 28 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)
Johnny? ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia TinyQuill.gif 11:25, 28 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

To own, their each[edit]

Do pyramids have reproductive organs? Gruntled AKA Monsignor Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 14:14, 1 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Depends, is it a square base, a triangle base or a squiggle base? --Frosty 11:19, 3 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
Hah! A squiggled base! Delightful, and possible only here at ?pedia. And in the 6th parallel universe to the right, in my mind... next Tuesday. Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 15:27, 9 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Why can you do that?[edit]

- Another n00b 12:27, 3 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

I can do it because I can, anyway I have a part cookie and part licorice food thing, care for a bite? --Frosty 21:51, 3 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for moving my talk page back from whatever it was[edit]

That was an annoyance which I completely missed because of you. I need your address so I can send you flowers and napalm. Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 20:27, 8 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Piggly piggly what what? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:21, 9 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
Smell? Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 15:25, 9 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
Oh I geddit. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:17, 11 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Hey Snowman[edit]

Hi! Thought I'd find someone here from back in the day (yesterday). How have you been? Have you seen anyone else from that old (yesterday) gang? I bet Lytherya shows up later. Give my best to everyone down at the neighborhood bar. Aleister 9:48 18-1-'12

Sadly no, I've been mostly lurking on The Simple Uncyclopedia O_o I just came here because it's traffic is lower than the English Uncyclopedia. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:50, 18 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
Well, it's still early in America, and the English are at their crumpets. I thought I'd sign in here later and write a new page or work on my pages. The worst thing about this place compared to uncy is that the Files and links don't pop up automatically while writing. Wikipedia doesn't have that feature either. It's the way I find lots of my pics, write in [[File: and then start typing, and the links show up and you can do the arrow thing on the right-hand bottom of the computer to see each pic in turn. Here, I have no idea what photos are where, and have to search to get lucky. It's fun searching around the web to see what the various sites have done, I like googles blacking out the google label. Uncy's template and wording is probably the best anywhere (again), L. really came up with something and should be amply rewarded with praise and things. Too much talk, I'm on my way somewhere soon, and will be back on ? later. Geese. Aleister 9:58 18-1-'12
Is there some way to 'hack' Uncyc so we can still read stuff there? Not that I'm too bothered because, o' course, we have Illogico.
Illogicopedia's own contribution to SOPA blackout day? What else but Apathy, and you can't beat that. Well, actually you easily can but nobody cares. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:47, 18 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
There would have been, but I'm incompetent (and extension:dismissablesitenotice or whatever it is sucks) and never got it to work. So it doesn't work. So... yeah. Um. *shifty eyes*
At least ?pedia doesn't try to put such implausible expectations on me at the last minute... see how working and functional this place is as a result? ~ Pointy.png 17:14, 18 Jeremy 2012
Nevermind; Olipro fixed it. ~ Pointy.png 18:43, 18 Jeremy 2012

Oh hai[edit]

Thought I might as well do something social on here for once... --Awesomedecks (talk) 06:10, 26 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

Where is here? Where am I? How did you get directions to my talk page??? Ehh.. Hi there :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:41, 26 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

Clog dancing[edit]

It's fun to have you to clog dance with. 335 steps. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 03:44, 27 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

I can't dance. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:04, 27 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)
I can't dance either. But I rave anyway. Oh yes. You should too. --Awesomedecks (talk) 08:36, 27 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)
*ponders briefly* Ok sure. *dances the night away* Oh wait it's funny because I'm about to sleep the night away... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:02, 27 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a mention on your user page today. <urp> LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 05:50, 30 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

I do recall that was on a popeye cartoon I saw once, but ok. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:51, 30 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

Hey frosty[edit]

I may be a bit n00by here, but what's with the forum moves? --Fnewsig1.jpgFnewsig2.jpg 00:26, 31 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

The titles are starting with Forum:Forum: for some reason. I am correcting them to just Forum: ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:50, 31 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)
I'm sure that wasn't me. Must've been a bug? --Fnewsig1.jpgFnewsig2.jpg 00:51, 31 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

Uh, Frosty?[edit]

Do you just go around giving everyone geriatric welcomes? --That creepy old pirate, Decks (talk) 08:50, 10 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Anyone who edits I suppose I do ^_^ ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:39, 10 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Collaboraboration (try pronouncing that!)[edit]

So how much have you written on that collab noooooow, huuuuuuh? I must admit I haven't done that much, I think I got momentarily distracted and started writing something else. I might needa watch The Missing Stamp again, if I can find it. --That creepy old pirate, Decks (talk) 07:39, 16 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

I actually got to a complete sentence now :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:24, 16 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
I also got sidetracked and wrote about something else. They say great mind's think alike, which is ironic because it meant progress made on the so called "good idea" is slim to nil, but that's progress for you. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:06, 16 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
Ah! How did you resurrect mah text? But yeah, The Missing Stamp. --That creepy old pirate, Decks (talk) 08:37, 21 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
How did I revert the person that removed it? I clicked the "past prenzies" button and next to the entry mr anonymous made there is a shiny undo button which is fairly self-explanatory. You should probably try and remember this because people will sometimes intensionally vandalize articles and yeah you can easily change it back. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:56, 21 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Hey dude...[edit]

Maybe you're tired of "over 9000", but I think for some stupid reason that repetition is what makes memes funny. -P00psicle

Hmmmm ok but try to use them with funny timing and all. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:49, 23 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)


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Celebrate good times, c'mon. -- Ben Blade 14:45, 1 Farbleum 2013 (UTC)

this is the happiest moment i've had all year. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:30, 1 Farbleum 2013 (UTC)
He's featured on the mainpage? Excuse me for a moment whilst I morph into jelly. -That creepy old pirate, Decks (talk) 21:05, 4 Farbleum 2013 (UTC)
I LOVE JELLY ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:20, 5 Farbleum 2013 (UTC)


is bollocks. --That creepy old pirate, Decks (talk) 23:45, 9 Aym 2013 (UTC)

OMG YOU SAID BOLLOCKS. This makes me happy. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:40, 11 Aym 2013 (UTC)
omg omg omg omg omg LET'S DO THAT AGAIN. That. Was. AWESOME! (talk) 16:02, 11 Aym 2013 (UTC)
Yes lets, although I'm not entirely sure i know what "that" is. Bollocks? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:52, 12 Aym 2013 (UTC)
Wow, I just noticed I mentioned bollocks whilst writing for Unbirthday. Well, pop culture is lame, anyway. That. Was. AWESOME! (talk) 08:40, 12 Aym 2013 (UTC)
You know what else is weird, having to call you Awesomedecks. Every time i reply to something where your name is required I almost write your actual name... True story. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:29, 13 Aym 2013 (UTC)
You can use my name if you want to. Besides, it makes sense. Your actual name is Frosty anyway. :P That. Was. AWESOME! (talk) 10:50, 13 Aym 2013 (UTC)
My actual name is clearly Sir, as my signature indicates. *acts really posh* ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:02, 13 Aym 2013 (UTC)
Would that mean that my signature indicates that I'm everyone from this? From now on, you are Sir Battlescarred. That. Was. AWESOME! (talk) 13:02, 13 Aym 2013 (UTC)
Relevant ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:20, 14 Aym 2013 (UTC)

Forum:Request for comment: Kate and Wackypedia[edit]

We were discussing something and now there's a forum about it. Thought you might want to know.  Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 19:44, 31 Octodest 2013 (UTC)

Well... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:13, 1 Novelniver 2013 (UTC)

I edit this page.[edit]

At least, I am now, for no reason in particular but to contradict what you say at the top of your page, because I like annoying people by proving them wrong.  Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 02:59, 29 Novelniver 2013 (UTC)

From the cut of your jib, I'd say you were a boat[edit]

Thanks for the ?pedian of the month vote for me. I will remember this when you need support against the androgynous cricket people from planer Xaikumlular Kleenjmacnk. My calvary shall call you limerick knickers, the infantry will sing your praises waving cheap Japanese fans and throwing coral at rabbits. Cheers! LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 13:59, 4 Arche 2014 (UTC)

Oh boy.. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 20:42, 6 Arche 2014 (UTC)
Hope you're flattered. I've only done this one other time, and that was when I recalled Sir Gibbous Jetsam from retirement to lead my Holy Army of the Great Ground Parrot in Auckland, NZ. Back in '76, the Kiwis called in special forces with air support. Those particular ANZACs were no pussies, let me tell you. We only won the day through superior tactics. Exploding geese. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 23:35, 6 Arche 2014 (UTC)

But Froooooost[edit]

Those buttons were pretty. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 01:01, 26 Arche 2014 (UTC)

But they are from like 2011 and I don't need/want them anymore :/ ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:00, 26 Arche 2014 (UTC)

This is a very important message[edit]

Ignore at your own risk

It has been found that nothings cures frozen pajamas better than a nice old can of beans. Gorilla. Gorilla.

Lord Assbutt the Fourth (talk) 16:46, 2 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)

Same. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:28, 3 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)
It seems that you've been feeling a bit monosyllabic for quite some time. This could be a symptom of the dreadful disease Canada. Beware.
Lord Assbutt the Fourth (talk) 11:13, 3 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)


the deadline for PEWIP is upon us! Friday! a?AH1--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 20:14, 16 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)

Is that Friday 23:59 or Friday 00:00... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:25, 17 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)
Haha oh we are getting scientific about it now? Make that friday some time while I am at work and have an hour or so free to finish it all up. ~3PM ET... I dunno what the clocks do in your neck of the woods, but Im an East Coast 'Merican.--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 12:13, 17 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)
Well I finished, so s'all good. Our clocks are miles in front of your's. Like the hare vs. the turtle. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:57, 18 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)
We are basically from the future. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 04:15, 18 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)

A Kitten 4 U![edit]

Argo's Kitten.jpg

What do you wanna name him? --Argo (talk) 12:12, 12 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

Dexter. And not after the serial killer or the laboratory dude. But Dexter as in opposite of sinister, this kitten is very clearly the opposite of sinister. —Frosty 09:38, 13 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)
Perhaps André le Terrible : LOL 00:05, 28 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

TEH IS BACK![edit]

Teh tarik would speak. Anyway, want to help me reach 335 finally? Snarf. XY007talkcontributions 08:02, 26 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Possibly, but that might require effort. Ew, get it off! —Frosty 08:07, 26 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
You sound better at Uncyc than here. Maybe 'cause you're an admin there? XY007talkcontributions 08:13, 26 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
Wait. You're... still here? (Then again, given how things have been here recently, I can see why you wouldn't want to come around at all...) Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 08:59, 26 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
Yes, especially recently. Ooh, how recently "recently " was... Hello there. As you can see, i am relativel new, so dont eat meh. Kthx. Hrkdybfhccdh. Radiohead.gif 2+2=5 Radiohead bear animated avatar.gif (Tay | Say) Radiohead.gif 00:40, 27 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
Wiki's suck. Burn them all. —Frosty 03:30, 24 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)
Erm... this is a wiki. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 05:42, 24 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)


For IOTM. Consider it a down payment on the afterlife. Or a spoiled jar of clam chowder. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 00:11, 1 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

Teh bananaz! —Frosty 23:40, 1 Octodest 2015 (UTC)
Persaturation. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 00:58, 21 Octodest 2015 (UTC)



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