User talk:Lord Assbutt the Fourth

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This is your head[edit]

Use it wisely. Failure to do so could result in Canada again.--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 15:08, 13 Aym 2014 (UTC)

By which I suppose I must bang my head repeatedly on the wall.

Lord Assbutt the Fourth (talk) 07:29, 14 Aym 2014 (UTC)

Testing my new sig...[edit]

Lord Assbutt the Fourth |Talk to meh|BOINC! 07:48, 1 Octodest 2014 (UTC)

Big Brrother 2015[edit]

It's starting tomorrow and we need one more contestant! Just checked Special:ActiveUsers and saw you there. Could you please join? Iamawesome  T | C | U  05:35, 18 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Hi I'm new here. Don't eat me please. Synanim1.gifTwoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (talk) 20:48, 19 Arply 2015 (UTC)
I'm not in any particularly better situation either. Lord Assbutt the Fourth |Talk to meh|BOINC! 13:28, 20 Arply 2015 (UTC)
But you've been around longer than I have. Have you stumbled upon my stash of sjink again? I kuh-nyew it was you. MOOOOOM!!! CALL THE MIDWIFE!!! Synanim1.gifTwoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (talk) 02:48, 21 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Are you alive, good sir? No? Good! My name is Bonham Plant, but you can just call me "Charon." I will take over your life from here on out. But first: Do you have a private reserve of money? Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 23:50, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)
I prithee good sir, I am not dead...had just been feeling lazy-ass lately. Btw ass? Come to think of it, it's one of the best implements created by nature...aka the Windy Gates. Come June, I'll be waking up in the Motel of Doom, with a pet Charizard to boot, no less. The ducks, though...havent been taking their medications lately. Lord Assbutt the Fourth |Talk to meh|BOINC! 11:49, 27 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Iphe. XY007talkcontributions 23:51, 27 Arply 2015 (UTC)
You really do have to message me just when I'm going away to sleep, dont you XY007? Lord Assbutt the Fourth |Talk to meh|BOINC! 00:32, 28 Arply 2015 (UTC)
All right then. I believe it is about 6.30 am where you live now? Also, if you are in India, did you feel the earthquake? XY007talkcontributions 01:14, 28 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Yes it was 6:30 am at that time. My city is actually quite far away from the epicentre. The farthest state to feel the earthquake if I'm not wrong. I was sleeping when it struck, but others in my family say it had been strong enough to make someone fall down from a chair. Hasnt caused any damage here, only barely perceptible tremors. The states just north to us though have suffered damage. The epicentre is about 1000 km north from my place.
Unrelated, which season of Pokemon is airing in your country? We have two channels showing it here. One of them (Hungama) shows episodes from Master Quest, the other one from Black & White (Cartoon Network). B&W is so many seasons ahead of it I cant make any sense of the story. The cartoon did air when I was much younger, but for a gap of years none of those channels were shown by my cable. It's been only about an year since those channels have returned. And I'd pretty much forgotten everything about the series at that point. I was lucky Hungama had just started with the first episode then. So I'm still pretty much following Hungama for my Pokemon viewing. Lord Assbutt the Fourth |Talk to meh|BOINC! 21:08, 28 Arply 2015 (UTC)
I have the same, because Foxtel is still broadcasting old episodes at 7:00 am (it's the Decolore Islands arc). Soon they will start airing X/Y at 7:30am (I don't know why the time slot change) but it seems a little late for that right? XY007talkcontributions 22:52, 28 Arply 2015 (UTC)

I'm so way behind in the series that even X/Y seems flashily new xD. For me the latest episodes that make any sense are from Master Quest. If I had a faster internet connection I'd have downloaded episodes in continuation (from well...other sources) and mass watched them to get somewhat up to speed with the anime. But that isnt the case so I'll have to make do by watching one episode a day from TV.

Btw the very last episode I remember watching as a kid was the tear jerker Ash vs Tyson's meowth episode. According to Bulbapedia it's from the Advanced Generation which puts it 3 seasons ahead of what is being shown on Hungama, though still quite behind Cartoon Network.

I've going by the season list in this article Lord Assbutt the Fourth |Talk to meh|BOINC! 14:05, 29 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Did you know that I'm younger than Islandmonkey? Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 00:09, 30 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Welp, have to use the internet cafe again. They are so slow and have a program which injects ads in to everything. I believe that episode you're talkign about is AG 11?/12?, from 2004, I've seen it too. 202.142.129.178 01:02, 30 Arply 2015 (UTC) (xy007)
No, it's AG 131. Lord Assbutt the Fourth |Talk to meh|BOINC! 09:53, 30 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Well I was close! XY007talkcontributions 10:12, 30 Arply 2015 (UTC)
^_^ Lord Assbutt the Fourth |Talk to meh|BOINC! 08:34, 1 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Shep i s;a iw:q XY007talkcontributions 08:47, 1 Aym 2015 (UTC) Preceding to be disgarded, please call Department of Otter.

I have not yet been graced by your patootie, Butt-ler[edit]

It's a shame about what happened to you in BB15. I mean, I would have voted to evict someone else if it hadn't been decided by one single vote so soon. You seem a lot more chill than a lot of the people on here anyway. I have a feeling I know who's going to end up winning that game. In the meantime, let's dance the strawberry shake, beachin' with the boom box whilst we get down on the something something. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 03:57, 2 Aym 2015 (UTC)

I've no one to blame but myself actually for not editing for so long. There used to be a time (long before I registered) when I spent hours on here everyday. With time I've just...drifted off. Lol I didnt even know I'd been evicted until you told me. Also lately it seems all the true geniuses have either left the site (example: User:THE) or run out of great ideas.

Oh and answering your main question, I'm quite willing to dance the uniquitous aforementioned dance if Sceptile spotting is involved. Lord Assbutt the Fourth |Talk to meh|BOINC! 19:52, 10 Aym 2015 (UTC)

SCEPTILE? Why Sceptile? XY007talkcontributions 23:10, 10 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Please write something about Bonos mum? LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 15:35, 30 Aym 2015 (UTC)
It was just one of those illogical conversations. Lord Assbutt the Fourth |Talk to meh|BOINC! 14:18, 11 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Heatwave much? XY007talkcontributions 08:51, 29 Aym 2015 (UTC)
I hate the heat, but I've grown adjusted to it by now so I dont feel very uncomfortable. Lord Assbutt the Fourth |Talk to meh|BOINC! 15:14, 30 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Sometimes it makes the ice cream jump off me cone. I try to pick it up, but it keeps on gettin' away. It's a crafty scoop, mistah pee. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 09:56, 31 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Youre back.[edit]

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If they are not fanged already, I'll get the octopus-suited man to do it. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 09:44, 5 Arche 2016 (UTC)