User talk:Simsilikesims

Hey. Pretty much welcome to illogicopedia, write some stuff and stick around. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 10:04, 9 Arche 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, I likes isms? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:23, 20 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

Fatfingerism isnt too bad.Simsilikesims 13:42, 20 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

What? You must be joking, it's a terrible condition leaving people unable to type! ;) -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:44, 20 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

WOO HOO! FAT FINGERISMS RULE! that is George Hamburgs finest.--|FoNcHeZzZ@$#%&!FOncheZZZ 16:05, 20 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

Welcome, foo'! --HUGE BOB formerly binclin 15:46, 21 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

HELLO MOTHER

I love you're new dress --hugebob 14:59, 20 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

Why, thank you! Do you think it goes well with the suit jacket? simsilikesims 15:11, 20 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

NO YOU WENCH! I was talking about your bandage. --hugebob 15:15, 20 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

Ah, well it looks better than I would in a miniskirt, anyway (at least in the last 10 years).

You know the saying - no miniskirts after age 35...or 30 in my case since that's about the time I gained my "freshman 15"...only it was delayed so it was 30 instead of 15. Only PYT (pretty young thing) should wear minis. But not to interviews unless they want flirty bosses. simsilikesims 15:19, 20 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

Are you transgender or summent? --hugebob 15:24, 20 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

Nope, just female. I also like to write about things that annoy me. simsilikesims 15:26, 20 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

Well this must be a first for ?pedia hugebob 15:28, 20 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

Found out about this site while on Uncyclopedia one day, probably about a year ago. simsilikesims 15:33, 20 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

ARGHHHHHHH A FISH HAS JUST FUCKING KILLED ME Uncyclopedia? Never heard of it hugebob 15:36, 20 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

Suffice it to say Illogicopedia is more friendly to reductio ad absurdum type arguments, and absurd nonsensical articles in general. Uncyclopedia is more about high-brow satire, which is much more difficult to write, and a much more subtle form of humor. I go here when I'm burnt out over there and need to read something that's funny because its nonsensical, or at least vaguely poetical. simsilikesims 15:43, 20 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

Whey on the feature

Check out your user page buddy :P Testostereich • (ballsack) 11:47, 12 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

Now if I could just get inspired to make another one...simsilikesims 01:26, 22 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Roberto

Hi, I saw you were concerned about me. I'm flattered <3 <3 <3
Don't worry, I'm here now. You can use me as much as you want. Regards --Mr. R. Changes 18:25, 3 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Your talk page is too short.

So I'll just, er, say hi, or something. HI!

Hmm...

It's still too short.

Oh well. Love ya, darlin'. ~ 04:57, 17 Ditzimber 2010

Hi back! Congrats on your brand new shiny adminship! 24.19.134.147 05:09, 17 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Thanks... it... it scares the bejillies out of me. I've only been here four months. Four months, and now I'm an admin... o__o ~ 05:41, 17 Ditzimber 2010

We needed more admins around the place anyhow. Especially people who are on regularly, unlike myself. simsilikesims 22:28, 17 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Well, I'm certainly on a lot. o_O ~ 04:02, 18 Ditzimber 2010

Yo

Greetings from me!--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 21:12, 27 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Merry late Christmas! simsilikesims 21:15, 27 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

You as well. Did you spend yours with your family by chance? I didn't. I spent it here. This sums it up.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 21:20, 27 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Yes, spent a few hours singing, a few hours playing Tri-ominos (like dominos but with 3 sides), and a few hours helping my mom cook dinner. And zero hours in front of the computer for a change. (usually I'm on my computer 6-8 hours a day at least). simsilikesims 21:22, 27 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Ah yes. I remember when I spent Christmas with my family instead of a computer. I think the last time I helped my mom cook was when I was in high school or junior high (a long time ago, okay). It's good to be with family. You don't wanna be like me. Say, what does your username mean? And what articles have you written? Here are mine. Chrissymas is over and now the new year approaches... and I have no resolution. And I hate singing.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 21:27, 27 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

My username refers to a game I like: The Sims (and Sims 2, and Sims 3). I used to be almost obsessed with it, now I play it occasionally (like every 2 or 3 weeks). I also like simulation games in general, like most of the major Facebook games. I don't have any resolutions yet for next year, except I should probably lose some weight. Only I know once I do, I'll probably just gain it back again. Oh well. Also, I have a list of articles I made from scratch on my user page. simsilikesims 21:32, 27 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

The ...Sims? Don't think I've heard of it. Any relation to SimCity? The only simulationesque game I really play anymore is The McDonald's Video Game. (I also waste time playing Wii and Sega and SNES N64 and other games) I will take a yonder at your articles. You seem to have been here longer than me, judging from your talk page's dates. Facebook games? Bizarre. I thought Facebook is where teenage girls give every personal detail of their meaningless lvies and stalkers read. At least that's what I see on the news, anyway (CNN has noting better to report on). Again, not really familiar. Are ye in school or crap? Perhaps you could come up with a resolution in that area.... I need to lose a bit of weight myself, and it probably ain't gonna happen. But schooly stuff is always where I made my resolutions, such as in the testing.... They worked most of the time. Or with the working and job thing... financial crap and everything And game obsessions... they suck. Way back when I was younger, I became obsessed with that old N64 game Goldeneye. Meh....--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 21:41, 27 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

And also worth noting:Glenn Beck And please forgive my ramblings. They often go into irrelevant political and cultral issues, like I did with Nintendo and Facebook and stuff. I guess that's why my nonsense is so rampant here. And being not-so-active, I probably won't expect to see you on IllogiScience. Happy early new year!--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 22:45, 27 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

The Sims was indeed a game kind of like Simcity, only instead of placing residential/commercial/industrial zones, you got to place the walls and build the houses. Plus watch the Sims (the simulated people) attempt to live in the house you built for them. Expansion packs for the Sims let them actually go somewhere besides their houses, new characters, new careers, and added pets. Plus there used to be a TON of custom content available for Sims 1. It used to be easy to make (I even made a few objects myself.) Then Sims 2 had some of these features built in but not others. The expansion packs for Sims 2 added back some of the features,plus added some new ones. There is still a lot of custom content out there for Sims 2. Now they are starting over with Sims 3, and I have 2 out of 3 of the expansion packs so far.

As to Facebook games, there's things like Farmville, Mafia Wars, Treasure Madness, and on and on. Do a search on Facebook and you'll find these games there. It lets you do things like gift cows to other players who are also playing Farmville, gift cement blocks or motion sensors to other players who are playing Mafia Wars, while trying to expand your farm or grow your mafia, and make pretend money that is only good in the game. I added improvements to an article on Uncyclopedia on Farmville, but it still needs more work. Other than the games, I found Facebook to be a good place to keep in touch with family (the ones who are on the internet) who live 200 or more miles away, and to have a high school/college reunion of sorts with others who graduated in the same year I did, or others I knew in my high school, or even jr. high or elementary school. Its also a great place for posting boring vanity stuff or even short blurbs that others put on twitter. I'm not in school now (I graduated from college 15 years ago) but would like to go back to school if I can get financial aid. Right now, I'm mostly looking for work. simsilikesims 23:35, 27 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

hello

I am blocked on ED. I stood against the pathetic censorship of that site. Can you help me fight it? Smellingkate 07:30, 25 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Nigger is widely considered an offensive term, but there are several terms just like it. I'm surprised they censored it, considering how little they censor. Illogicopedia is not the place to fill up a page with the word Nigger though. If you want to use the term "snigger", that would probably work better. We are not nasty or mean here on Illogicopedia, and use of the term nigger could be considered mean and nasty. Unlike ED, we also don't really use the term faggot here much either, just so you know. simsilikesims 07:35, 25 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Compared with what ED is going to be in a few days, Illogicopedia is pretty nasty. My bet is that soon the logo of ED will be a smiley face and anything remotely sexual will be removed from the site. Smellingkate 07:40, 25 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Somehow, I doubt it. More than half ED's content is sexually explicit, or it would be easily portable to What-port-80. I've contributed to WP-80 before, and generally tend to prefer reading mostly family friendly stuff, but that's my preference. On the other hand, when done right, obscenity can be funny (like ED's article on Magnets). However, obscenity might be interpreted as nasty, so please avoid it on Illogicopedia. However, if you feel like going a little crazy, madness and randomness is welcome here. Just a suggestion, feel free to write up a news article about ED becoming sanitized (and replacing its logo with a smiley face) here (as if it had just been announced or already just happened), that would probably become a feature. simsilikesims 07:48, 25 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

q_Poik

Hey, love... if you mark something to be deleted, please don't also move it. That just means the redirect'll have to be deleted too, and the server likes to give database errors when I try deleting too many things too quickly. It's... roberto. ~ 17:27, 11 Farbleum 2011

Escape, you imbecile obsessed of Roberto!--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 01:57, 12 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Con la muneco... Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 09:00, 12 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

...'la muneco'? Is that even... oh, whatever. Guys, be nice, will you? ~ 17:17, 12 Farbleum 2011

Is that Spanish or Italian....whatever, I don't speak either language. Just English and some French. Also, sorry about the page move business, maybe I should've just tagged it instead of moving and then tagging it.simsilikesims 05:09, 13 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Athyria, tété mon cock! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 11:42, 13 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Hmm... but if you had done that, it wouldn't have been particularly illogical, now would it? o__o Glarble. ~ 16:32, 13 Farbleum 2011

HeavenO!

Many thank for improving the Arsefly article. But if you wish to contact me in the future, please instruct the elves to use my talk page instead. I viewed all the links. Many thanks!--Conservatism

Ah, twas a mistake. Thanks for the reminder. simsilikesims

Simply thanks

...good spirit, for clearing my articles from the intrusive Dosk. --Vincent von Ableben (talk) 21:12, 15 Ergust 2012 (UTC)

Am I a lumpy space princess? Probably not.

Great input to the blowhard article. My conviction that it stood as is has been overturned. I salute your silliness. 03:19, 28 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)

moot

Hai admin from uncyc. I am sulplised to see you alound these twisted palts of tehhh Internet. *bleh* Please make those incestuous bananas go away... 03:11, 14 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Mole, more like. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 03:46, 14 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Hi back! I felt like writing something less complicated and shorter than an acceptable uncyc article, but perhaps more thought-provoking. simsilikesims (talk) 04:17, 14 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Meep. 04:27, 14 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Moot is one of my favorite words. (kaizum me) 03:12, 15 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Welcome back! 00:05, 20 Octodest 2016 (UTC)

Hello, its been awhile. Maybe writing some nonsense will get me inspired. Or not. simsilikesims (talk) 00:07, 20 Octodest 2016 (UTC)

How's that grindcore playing in the background? 00:08, 20 Octodest 2016 (UTC)

Actually, the sound of silence is playing in the background. Not the song, the lack of music entirely. Or other persons around, for that matter. My husband is still at work. simsilikesims (talk) 00:09, 20 Octodest 2016 (UTC)

I thought only Ye Olde Fart Gruntled was married on Illogicopedia... I feel small and insignificant. 00:13, 20 Octodest 2016 (UTC)

Try eHarmony. It worked for me. Best $35 I ever spent. Then again, that was back in 2013. Or, alternatively, enjoy your freedom while it lasts. simsilikesims (talk) 00:16, 20 Octodest 2016 (UTC)