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“Bad for smartphones”
Fatfingerism, an ode to those with thick digits, is a popular poem by poet and general isoscoscoclast (yes, that is a word, in my mind) George Hamburg.
- I knew a guy..... ya just some guy,
- And he was a cowboy.
- Just a cowboy in a jar
- That was overwhelming
- OH SO FRICKEN OVERWHELMING GEEEZZZZZZ
- Well the poopsmith could talk
- And I can walk
- But I cant climb a tree.
- And I cannot be,
- A bumble bee?
- So I am a George
- But am no horloge.
- Horloge is a clock. In Spanish.
- Now I shall make a wish