Fatfingerism

“Bad for smartphones”

~ Someone

Ninja Plz.

Fatfingerism, an ode to those with thick digits, is a popular poem by poet and general isoscoscoclast (yes, that is a word, in my mind) George Hamburg.

I knew a guy..... ya just some guy,

And he was a cowboy.

Just a cowboy in a jar

That was overwhelming

OH SO FRICKEN OVERWHELMING GEEEZZZZZZ

Well the poopsmith could talk

And I can walk

But I cant climb a tree.

And I cannot be,

A bumble bee?

So I am a George

But am no horloge.

Horloge is a clock. In Spanish.

Now I shall make a wish

By George Hamburg

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