Fatfingerism

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“Bad for smartphones”

Ninja Plz.

Fatfingerism, an ode to those with thick digits, is a popular poem by poet and general isoscoscoclast (yes, that is a word, in my mind) George Hamburg.

I knew a guy..... ya just some guy,
And he was a cowboy.
Just a cowboy in a jar
That was overwhelming
OH SO FRICKEN OVERWHELMING GEEEZZZZZZ
Well the poopsmith could talk
And I can walk
But I cant climb a tree.
And I cannot be,
A bumble bee?
So I am a George
But am no horloge.
Horloge is a clock. In Spanish.
Now I shall make a wish
By George Hamburg