User talk:The Game Changer

Hello. 02:45, 2 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Hola. The Game Changer (talk) 02:08, 9 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

¿Como está, extrañó? 02:15, 10 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

No hablo español. Aber kann ich ziemlich gut Deutsch. E posso anche fare l'Italiano. The Game Changer (talk) 02:35, 10 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Parlez-vous Français(e)? Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 02:42, 10 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Sadly, no. The Game Changer (talk) 02:44, 10 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Spreekt u Nederlands dan? või Eesti? aŭ Esperanto? Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 02:46, 10 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

不可以因为我是美国人. 你是加拿大人吗? The Game Changer (talk) 20:48, 11 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Common European languages set aside, welcome aboard the Looney bin!

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Informal welcome

This is an unofficial welcome to Illogicopedia, albeit coming from an admin. I like to brag about being an admin and throwing my considerable weight around, so watch it. No I don't. In fact I am a lazy admin. I do occasionally crush spammers and blankers, write some stuff, comment on stuff... we had a lion fish at one time.

You might have fun here. The monsters have all been slain and that weird wizard who some suspected of bestiality was banned and later eaten by a herd of fanged hams. Feel free to invent a logic of your own, explore the fringes of surreality, make fun of your own lofty intentions and rewrite history. In fact, I just had an idea. Why don't you go somewhere crowded and argue with imaginary tourists about the cheapest way to get to the airport. Insist they allow you to take them piggy-back on a series of busses.

Cataclysmic forces gather behind me. (kaizum me) 18:12, 9 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Informal Thank You to the Informal Welcome

I have to say, it's oddly satisfying that I've received an unofficial welcome, so thanks for that. For the record I'm not planning to spam or disrupt any of the beautiful creations here, other than to perhaps add my own take on things. But after all, that seems to be the whole point of this site. The Game Changer (talk) 21:11, 9 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

No hard feelings on the Proof article

The article has only been moved, even though it says it's been deleted. All the same exact content still exists, except it's under a different article title: Proof (geometry). I moved it because I thought there might be some bozo out there who may suddenly want to make an article about the other usage for the word "proof," so I wanted to avoid seeing the confusion of said bozo when he sees a page involving mathematics. Eidos from your friendly housing project Double Phantom, 04:59, 25 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Excuse me if I sound stupid, but what other definitions of Proofs are there...? The Game Changer (talk) 00:13, 1 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)

Meep.

Y'know, I don't know, y'know? It's just, y'know, I don't know if I can know anything that can be, y'know, known, y'know? I just don't know, y'know?

Y'know???

01:22, 6 Aym 2016 (UTC)