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In which the Brazilians have spoken... in broken English. Unfortunately, I'm busy. With becoming an admin! And then becoming inactive again. Louis LOL returns for the 7th time, and ICTTD. Again. What can we do here? Certainly, it doesn't involve chasing the witnesses to the ends of the earth. Thank you, Lusamine!

You are rocker?[edit source]

Subscribe: First Rock in Rioo! Illogico! Illogically? 22:36, 1 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Why not? Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 06:56, 3 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Invitation[edit source]

Insanely insane, how are you, cousin?[edit source]

COUSIN BIG COUSIN BIG COUSIN BIG COUSIN BIG Mr. Sacha (talk) 02:56, 10 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Why? Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 05:43, 10 Arply 2017 (UTC)
You are my cousin and my sockpuppet control Sock (Come here to complain about your puppet) 13:37, 10 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Fixed Sausage[edit source]

This will replace itself when adding new sausage: (also, I ate the old sausages)

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YOU GOT MAIL which is a sausageXY007 at... Lol's talk page.

Ssss[edit source]

Can I be your sock puppet? Sock (Come here to complain about your puppet) 13:35, 10 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Sadly, I'm not really looking to adopt. I already have XY008 and XY009, plus KJ24 (my cat). Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 13:37, 10 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Please, I'm homeless and have to get wet on rainy days, and no one gives me shelter... Sock (Come here to complain about your puppet) 13:49, 10 Arply 2017 (UTC)
What is happening? As if we didn't have enough drama with the Brazilian relatives, here we are with... Okay... Um... Sjink? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 21:48, 10 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Indeed. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 22:44, 10 Arply 2017 (UTC)

What?[edit source]

I im meat? Louis as back! (talk) 02:58, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Wait, you are meatpuppet? not a sock? 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
03:01, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
He's a sock. When I said 'you're meat' it's an English expression meaning 'you're in big trouble now.' XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:04, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Ooh, okay. Foreigner Chance. 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
14:09, 19 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Yeah. He might be a 9-year-old idiot, but I like his mistakes at English, they're cute. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:56, 19 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Hello[edit source]

Add this script in your common.js, okay? This script add more 95 buttons Ohhh (talk) 01:03, 19 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Noted. But over at Uncyc, we've had to deal with vandalism. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:05, 19 Arply 2017 (UTC)

RE: your comment about contraception[edit source]

Only in cases where it prevents fertilization from occuring. Cg098 (talk) 02:52, 20 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Otherwise? Contraception exists. That's a comment. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 02:54, 20 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Otherwise a person exists. Cg098 (talk) 00:12, 21 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Oh, as in, not all contraception, but if a fertilised embryo exists, then a person exists? I get it. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:06, 21 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Frunobulax is a person. I don't know for a fact that all dogs are people, but this one is. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 01:20, 21 Arply 2017 (UTC)
What about Evelyn? Oh wait, she's dead. Was she a person when she was alive? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:24, 21 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Yes, Evelyn the Modified Dog was a person as well. She was a hippie and loved everybody. Frunobulax, on the other hand, is very protective, especially of her mummy. She's also an excellent asshole detector. We think she had a rough first few months' when we got her, she was a rescue from Arkansas. She was a little food aggressive, didn't like men in hats or hoodies and clearly wasn't used to getting love like we have for dogs. Laxxie demonstrates empathy, humor, altruism and a deep, abiding love for family and friends. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 11:31, 21 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Interesting. What kind of modified dog? Cg098 (talk) 23:23, 21 Arply 2017 (UTC)
A golden retriever seems most likely. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 09:04, 22 Arply 2017 (UTC)

A Chicken?[edit source]

Or chicken? You are been chicken invitation to Odissey Operation Illogico! Illogically? 04:03, 23 Arply 2017 (UTC)

I don't know what that means, but all right. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 04:17, 23 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Hey XY, Illogico seems to be planning to retire becuz of me. plz halp.
Everyone was paying attention, until you arrive, I retired and I want them to pay my publisher's salary, otherwise I will set fire to the pancake plate of pension-of-pancakes-retirees... Illogico! Illogically? 04:24, 23 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Wat shud I do? he was kinda good user. 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
04:33, 23 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Get Gruntled to block you indefinitely. I think he's just having problems. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 04:46, 23 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Oh shet no Well, I'm trying to get him back. what to tell? 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
05:30, 23 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Congratulations[edit source]

Unfortunately, you've been bitten by a warewolf. Sadly, it's not all scratching out eyes and full moons. With powers, comes responsibilities, or something like that, how would I know? I wish you the best of luck in your newfound misfortune. --Silent Penguin 01:06, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Yeah. It's mostly QDing. I don't understand how the main page works, so that'll have to wait. :( XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:06, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)
It's magic *waves hands mysteriously* Just remember to stay away from silver bullets. --Silent Penguin 01:12, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Fine. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:13, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Hey[edit source]

I mean.. can you delete Module:Infobox? I couldn't put {{qd}} in module page so I put that in the talk page... yep 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
01:07, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Done. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:08, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Thx 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
01:09, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Also, I'm the most down-to-earth admin. Like, I'll still make articles and such. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:09, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)
That's good. 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
01:10, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)
'Kay. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:11, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)

New admin![edit source]

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Hello! Did you know that you were elected administrator of Illogicopedia? Yes! Your privileges have been changed by Silent Penguin. Now you can:

  • Delete trash or candidates for VFD
  • Block users. (Louis LOL sockpuppets, vandals, others...)
  • Protect pages...

Now go have fun! Illogico! Illogically? 02:57, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Of course I knew. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 02:57, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Do a good job! And let me know if you see a Lamborghini Veneno out there... Illogico! Illogically? 05:11, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Salutations, inebriations, felicitations and and extolments[edit source]

  • For_Count = +2

I am very pleased about your elevation to werewolf. Although we aren't the busiest wiki, having 1 active admin isn't the best of circumstances. I'm confident you will be helpful, and am looking forward to working together. Perhaps we might even improve the place, whatever that means. Cheers! LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 07:32, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)

👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
07:38, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Uh, is there a reason behind your additions to this topic, Lol, or is it just illogic splattered about for esthetic reasons? LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 08:00, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)
No. It's illogic. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 08:00, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)
No, I too, am very pleased. so, yeah. also, sjink Illogic, too. 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
08:02, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)

IP:RAD[edit source]

Since you r radminz, can u verify some pplz IP:RAD list? I have near 40 unverified. 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
04:48, 29 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Fine. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 04:55, 29 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Thanks :D 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
05:05, 29 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Protected Article[edit source]

300. can you slap {{Numbers}} at the bottom? 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
12:24, 29 Arply 2017 (UTC)

They said it needs no addition. Sorry. :( XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 12:40, 29 Arply 2017 (UTC) But perhaps it could do.
Well, that's fine. thanks anyway. 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
12:56, 29 Arply 2017 (UTC)

It seems like you can hide revisions![edit source]

Can you hide ICTTD's edits in IllogiGames:Pipichy's Impossible Quiz/19?

This game includes going in past revision as a part of the game, and this breaks it. this allows ppls to cheat. thanks! 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
05:03, 30 Arply 2017 (UTC)

I don't know what you mean. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 06:56, 30 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Okay. so, ICTTD changed the answer, and now it is so easy to solve. I tried to revert it, but since this quiz includes part where the player must go to past revision to continue, I need you to hide the recent 3 revisions. so pplz cannot cheat. 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
07:34, 30 Arply 2017 (UTC)

ROLLBACK!!![edit source]

ROLLBACK ROLLBACK ROLLBACK ROLLBACK!!! Illogico! Illogically? 05:08, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Need a rollback somewhere? 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
05:20, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)

I want to be a rollback, what an unfair policy, I'm here longer than lol and I have less rights than him, what do you mean? I was going to apply for IOTM but lol had already applied, please make me a rollback! Illogico! Illogically? 05:42, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Sorry, I can't bend the rules. You'll need to win IOTM. Maybe in Aym? But you can't nom yourself. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 06:02, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Uhh... well, you want IotM... you can... edit more than me! 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
06:04, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)


770Illogico!Illogically? / 6,145👈 lol 👉 / 7,284XY007

Trust is enough. Illogico! Illogically? 06:07, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Many thanks lol for stealing my rollback! Illogico! Illogically? 06:07, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)
I think it will take a long time for Illogico to have almost 6,000 edits. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 06:08, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC) Also, as of this writing it was: Illogico 492, lol 5,389, XY 5,680.
Well, at this rate, it will take 5 years. with is half of a history of Illogicopedia. he need to, well, be more active. 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
I am coming for you, XY. haha! 06:13, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Oh is it a race now? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 06:14, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)
No. it's just a competition that How much time will it take to have more edits than Hindleyite?. this is just sub-stage. 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
06:16, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Less than 4 months. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 06:17, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Nah, I need to study. i'll say, 6 months. 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
06:19, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Well... maybe if you edit more, help more, and do stuffs with pplz more, you can get IotM at the end of this month (all IotM is awarded at the end of the month)!
You know, well... you can start with Interacting with pplz.
I recommend IP:$, F:335. 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
06:10, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)
also, I didn't stole your rollback. I just did mass editing. 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
06:10, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Hmmm... I'll never be a rollback, thanks to you lol! Illogico! Illogically? 06:11, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)
aww, don't give up! you can do it when you are determined to improve this wiki. I did. 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
06:15, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)

trve kvlt[edit source]

SO it seems you're pretty well versed on the misanthropic lore of black metal. anyway...

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Down_pentagram_white.png

There's the pentagram. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 00:10, 3 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Yes. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 00:12, 3 Aym 2017 (UTC)

3 edits away[edit source]

from T3canolis, congrats! 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
03:51, 3 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Yes[edit source]

[edit count table removed due to causing everything else to go wrong] Not to mention, T3canolis has been on this wiki for almost 7 9 years. I've been on the wiki for 2.5. So, er, sjink? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:58, 3 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Well... We have more edits than founders. well... 2 of them. time doesn't matter..? sjink. 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
04:01, 3 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Sounds like you two have a case of... editcountitis. I sure hope I spelled that right. Cg098 (talk) 02:34, 4 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Indeed. That happens to you once you have at least, let's say 2000 edits? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 02:39, 4 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Indeed. I also have:
    • Editcountitis is a disease that people wants to have more and more edit counts. that usually happens when the patient is active contributor and that user recognized that he is slowly getting up the chart.
  • Serious Class C Userboxitis - here for more info
    • Userboxitis is a disease that people wants to have more and more Userboxes that it uses every single one of them. if your user box page takes 2 or more second to scroll when aligned in a singular line, you have userboxitis.
  • Recentchangitis - here for more info
    • Recentchangitis is a disease that Wikipedia doesn't have. patient of this disease want's the recent changes page to filled with his or her name.
  • Wikitablitis - here for more info
    • Basicly, this user makes everything into a table. this user thinks table is WAY cooler than lists or proses.
  • Secretitis - here for more info
  • Illogiholic - here for more info
he, I'm abnormal. 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
07:10, 4 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Hello[edit source]

You are new admin? THE (talk) 03:00, 4 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Yes. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:08, 4 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Okay, welcome to admin's team. THE (talk) 03:17, 4 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Right. Is it green, or blue, or does it smell of almonds? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:19, 4 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Green? THE (talk) 04:48, 4 Aym 2017 (UTC)
You know, they burned the collapsible ironing boards. Now, they sit buried under a pile of ashes. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 04:53, 4 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Oh... THE (talk) 04:57, 4 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Are you actually THE, or just a Brazilian user signing up as THE? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 05:09, 4 Aym 2017 (UTC)

hey xy, this THE guy seems to be weird... I checked his user talk page, and his English speaking ability is not the same. 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
05:33, 4 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Oh dear. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 06:23, 4 Aym 2017 (UTC)
I think he is like lolo but next level. 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
06:28, 4 Aym 2017 (UTC)
At least it's not something horrible like Lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 06:29, 4 Aym 2017 (UTC)
But he has Admin Previliges. :P 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
06:30, 4 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Problematic. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 06:31, 4 Aym 2017 (UTC)
I guess he needs to create another account. THE is a good ol' THE that I never met and should be left as history of Illogica. 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
06:32, 4 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Weird? THE (talk) 12:59, 4 Aym 2017 (UTC)
No, my current account remember old times. THE (talk) 13:05, 4 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Your English is broken. I'm having my doubts about you actually being THE. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:54, 4 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Do not you think my English is not so good anymore? THE (talk) 00:08, 5 Aym 2017 (UTC)
What do you think is the best article you ever wrote? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:02, 5 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Planet of the Grapes THE (talk) 01:17, 5 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Help![edit source]

I can't view the main page! wtf is happening??? 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
05:42, 6 Aym 2017 (UTC)

See more : Forum:Main Page is broken 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
05:44, 6 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Bot[edit source]

Hello, can you make my bot a bot? Adding zombie privileges, okay? Illogico! Illogically? 04:11, 13 Aym 2017 (UTC)

You'll need a bureaucrat/vampire for that. Maybe try Silent Penguin's talk page? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 05:26, 13 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Hummm... Vampires...
¿Donde esta la catedral de Hindley? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:08, 13 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Okay[edit source]

Please do not give me any more Chinese burns, they burn and bruise, I'm almost dead... Lolo (talk) 20:48, 22 Aym 2017 (UTC)

The reason I gave you that ban is because you were creating lots of sockpuppet accounts just to annoy everybody. Will you do this again? I hope not. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:56, 22 Aym 2017 (UTC)
But I'm telling you that Chinese burns hurt a lot! much! Lolo (talk) 00:58, 23 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Poor cat, you must be almost dead with the Chinese burn... Lolo (talk) 01:00, 23 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Just don't make any more annoying accounts. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:55, 23 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Hey[edit source]

Can you make me the official Supreme Leader of the Opposition of Off-Tropic? --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 19:18, 24 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Fine. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 23:47, 24 Aym 2017 (UTC)

fgs[edit source]

Recent Changes has been defiled beyond relief, ICTTD has created a 2,000,000 byte article, socks have overrun the place, Louis LOL, and ugliness. You, as an admin, are needed desperately. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 19:05, 27 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Yeah. This is sort of like the never ending war of Brazil. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:20, 27 Aym 2017 (UTC)
There is something odd about the User:HelloolleH thing. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 22:36, 27 Aym 2017 (UTC)
I have a feeling it was another Brazilian. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:43, 27 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Was the creation of the account possible due to the movement of the servers? If so that could possibly explain. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 22:46, 27 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Probably. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:58, 27 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Kermit-banner.jpg
You're welcome. It's a start. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 03:37, 31 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Is it OK to plug it everywhere? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:37, 31 Aym 2017 (UTC)

"Plug" it? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 03:42, 31 Aym 2017 (UTC)
In forum signatures. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:42, 31 Aym 2017 (UTC)
I haven't the slightest idea - oh. That. In a sig? Wouldn't that be a bit obnoxious? Ex: 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 03:54, 31 Aym 2017 (UTC)Kermit-banner.jpg
Maybe if it was horizontal.. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 04:36, 31 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Flake News[edit source]

Heard this on the television fake game show (win the Internet!), on the American [Comedy Central http://www.cc.com/shows/-midnight]. Fake News is a hot topic here, and it always brings the Donald to mind for me. I was thinking Flake News aptly describes IllogiNews. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 01:25, 1 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

Is 'flake news' about the chocolate bar? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:48, 1 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
Im certain chocolate bars are among the myriad tones of crapola included as flake news. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 02:19, 1 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
Right. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:04, 1 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

IOTM[edit source]

Am I already IOTM? I beat Sophia, now what? Can I become a rollback? Illogico! Illogically? 16:47, 4 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

You nominated yourself. That's not what people do. Evidence: [1] (first heading from bottom). XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 23:05, 4 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
So what? I think I nominated myself 2 years ago. i think mr. logico still wins regardless of their own vote. PiddlerOfTrousers- - -I've ruined Illogicopedia 795 times! 23:30, 4 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
I suppose. Only since the others were either inactive, or contrarian. So, he wins for Aym. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 23:31, 4 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

Warning![edit source]

User:I am Louis LOL, okay? Probably Louis LOL sock (RollbackandReport) Illogicobot (talk) 02:31, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

Blocked. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 02:32, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

Warning![edit source]

User:LOL Louis Probably Louis LOL sock (RollbackandReport) Illogicobot (talk) 02:36, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

Vandalism[edit source]

User:Ivo just vandalized a bunch of pages. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 01:02, 12 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

Blocked. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 02:11, 12 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

Tico mia na sala, Tico mia no salão, Tico mia na rede e vai comer sabão needs blocking. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 20:59, 17 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

Egg bacon? Spam?[edit source]

What? Information (talk) 00:34, 13 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

Are you Mr. Louis LOL? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 00:43, 13 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
No, i am... am... BIGMASTERCRAZY!!!! Information (talk) 00:50, 13 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
That means you're Louis LOL. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:06, 13 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
You need to know I hail from Bangladesh. Pratyya(Hello!) 01:07, 20 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
But you used the same IP as for Koavf. So you're neither. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:08, 20 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

Ban ICTTD immediately. No exceptions.[edit source]

The "article" Picture is grounds for his banning. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 20:50, 26 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

Believe it or not, I was seeing what "[[File:a.jpg]][[File:b.jpg]][[File:c.jpg]]" would make. Also, the retardedness of the current HTML made my new gay sig take up three lines.--Weirdo 07:24, 27 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
That's no excuse. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 22:56, 27 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

Sockpuppets[edit source]

Hi XY, I know you're going to delete this message, but I just came to say that I will not create any more socks here, I just want my account to be unlocked, you will not be disappointed now. Louis NO as back! (talk) 21:05, 26 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

No ur not--Weirdo 07:25, 27 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
Request denied. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 04:29, 3 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)
:( Bye XY! 107.167.108.132 04:31, 3 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)
If you're Louis, then go away. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 04:36, 3 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)
Nem que vocês me deixem bloqueado para sempre, não vou mais criar sockpuppets, até! 107.167.108.132 04:38, 3 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

Ei[edit source]

Por que você bloqueou-me? Eu quero falar com você! 107.167.107.57 04:41, 3 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

Can I tell your parents about this? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 04:46, 3 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)
My parents? Yes! 107.167.108.208 04:47, 3 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)
Would you like to be punished? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 04:48, 3 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)
Of course not... 107.167.108.208 04:51, 3 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)
Then go away this instant. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 04:52, 3 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)
Por favor senhor XY! Eu não quero mais incomodá-lo! :( 107.167.116.115 04:54, 3 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)
I'm going to do a range block. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 04:55, 3 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)
107.167.107.57, Speak English please. --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 05:44, 3 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

When you get a chance. . .[edit source]

. . .please ban ‎Ivo is a idiot, Louis LOL is 10!. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 03:56, 21 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

hELLO[edit source]

KKKK

Kool Kids Klub of Kazakhstan? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 03:01, 16 Ergust 2017 (UTC)

Also[edit source]

CAN YOU PLEASE DELETE THIS TRASH AND ALL OTHER CORRESPONDING ARTICLES WITH THE SAME NAME??? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 03:14, 16 Ergust 2017 (UTC)

I feel like we should keep them as a cautionary tale. Just don't allow people to make any more. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 04:11, 16 Ergust 2017 (UTC)

The banhammer is in need of use again[edit source]

110.140.108.44 must be stopped. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 11:39, 17 Ergust 2017 (UTC)

A question[edit source]

But before that question, I just wanna say that I would love to be in Melbourne right now (as of the time of this message). Showers, wind, and cool temperatures according to the Herald Sun.

So, here's the question: at the secondary schools over at Melbourne, do the students there have easy access to multiple computers? I ask this because the IP range above (110.140.x.x) has manifested itself numerous times as either a harmless or malignant anon. Or ICTTD. Just like how all the IPs of the 204.x.x.x range are me, it's because I use a distinct Chromebook per class at my school.

Anyway, just how is it when it rains over there? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 02:55, 20 Ergust 2017 (UTC)

I wait till I get home to go on illogicopedia--110.140.236.144 07:37, 20 Ergust 2017 (UTC)
I don't know, it depends. At least for me, yes. As for the weather, most people here consider it an abomination. At least there's no snow... XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 09:25, 20 Ergust 2017 (UTC)

Weabu[edit source]

An anon seems to be using this page for cyberbullying. I don't know if it's bad enough for qd, but it ought to be protected at least. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 03:07, 23 Ergust 2017 (UTC)

Hollo[edit source]

"You are a chicken kollokando egg in the tighella." Agente de Niggero1 (talk) 01:38, 25 Ergust 2017 (UTC)

"And se you no made here, fuck logic you" Agente de Niggero 2 (talk) 01:41, 25 Ergust 2017 (UTC)
Huh?--DAN (BLAH) 07:40, 25 Ergust 2017 (UTC)
Inbreds trying to sound like Latin-American foreigners. It's supposed to be Agente Número 2. What we get instead from these abominable cretins is what would translate to Agent of Number 2. A blatant disregard for proper language. Whom were they trying to fool? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 08:21, 25 Ergust 2017 (UTC)
This is probs Louis, because brazillian Portuguese is diffrent from Portuguese Portuguese, and he doesn't know them properly. What a goober.--DAN (BLAH) 09:32, 25 Ergust 2017 (UTC)
How does Dan know about Louis? CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 22:24, 25 Ergust 2017 (UTC)
Did some digging through the site andfound all about him. Also I know it's him because "agent of number 2."--DAN (BLAH) 00:27, 26 Ergust 2017 (UTC)
You would think that Louis would know his own language. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 01:31, 26 Ergust 2017 (UTC)
You would think anybody in this wiki knew their own languages. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 02:16, 26 Ergust 2017 (UTC)
Yes. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 23:01, 27 Ergust 2017 (UTC)