Dreadnought hoax

“What did he sayyyyyy???”

~ someone on something

The doughnut hoax was a FUCKIN' PRANK LOL

The brits ritz got rekt. They were prank'd lol

This droughtnight hoecks is a thigngny that begun the hoaxes of Wikipedia and Wikia, and place thinges ifn the worng porsisiont for no reasont.

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Drinknot was the one who started this coax. Drum-novel hit the road and said "Bah, humbug!" on Valentines day because we said so. Then, he plotted where to place the chokes. Dry-knot then disquised himself into ISO and pretended to deliver ice cream.

Kids like ice cream.

Then TV show characters show up for the yummy dice dream! They all get a lick, or 2, but they didn't say ISO, but then tree pot forgot what ISO does when no-one says ISO. So instead, he took his disguise off and the chars were mad at him!!! Bad ThreeBot! Then, BIG SHOT got the pump, and INFLATED THE CHARACTERS. HOLY SHEET OF PAPER!!! The characters were big belly balloons holy maloney aaaaaaaaa

Then, ding cult over inflated them. Afterwards, he then released them into the sky, which luckily deflated them. The Po-po saw it all, even fnurdle-sjink. rape ape then was sentence to lief of prison omg!!11!11!1 The characters even complained on the news that he was not ISO, and just a faker. they said that ISO usually smashes the ones who don't yell ISO with a hammer. and that's true. this really happened.

Whatever, you'll have to banter with pill-snot until his patience wears thin enough to the point he inflates you too. Haha get it thin patience?

“My patience is wearing thin with you, young man.”

~ Cg098 on my talk page

How people reacted to this hoax

ISO

He was angry. Too angry. He picked up his hammer and smashed Yugoslavia's main television, RTS. Then he went to Estonia, found the photographer, and asked for a picture with his 100% discount coupon (hammer). Photographer refused to accept the discount, as the coupon wasn't valid, so he smashed the photographer with a hammer.

Dr. Oetker was happy that ISO destroyed cult-fart, so he made ISO an admin.

GPT-3

The AI text writer, GPT-3, started malfunctioning around 00:18 on 21st April. Then it spat out the following text:

  we will all.
  gggggggggggggggggggggggggg
  but wht about??
  we will all.
  antoneya johnsson

Dr. Antoneya Johnsson then requested GPT-3 to be devoured.

• The result was quick delete.

Elon Musk

He got booed on stage, as he was blamed for the hoax.

Then ISO smashed him with a hammer for fun.

Mick Rippon

He made some shitty tracker music about the hoax. It was disliked by everybody, but he still has managed to get a gold star on The Mod Archive.

Then Deetsay covered it.

Then it was uploaded to Uncyclopedia Dramatica.

Then the files description was tilted 69 degrees.

Then it was tilted 420 degrees.

Then it redirected to the Deetsay article on UD.

Then the article was tilted upside down.

Then the file stopped redirecting.

Then the Deetsay article was fixed.

Victims of spork darts

Taxworm

He felt so embarrassed, and left to the Taxwroom. Taxworm sitting there, thinking, "Why did I take ice cream from a cult leader?" He thought it was such a bad idea to do something like that.

I feel bad for him

Bluey Heeler

She just went back home and said "Whatever that was, it was crazy weird." She then recorded the cover for the music that Mick Rippon had made.

The other heelers weren't there. It was just Bluey.

Y'alla Deen

She planned revenge by cooking one of her best revenge meals, the Blueberry Cult Pie with Sour cream and Fart powder, and Cyanide.

Dr. Oetker

He felt like he was attacked by a DeviantART Furry in a nutshell. He then walked back to the city he lived in, which is the same city that ISO lives in.

Sarah Ass

She didn't care. She just dealt with it, then went back to whatever she was doing.

Cuphead and Mugman

Ooh! I can't tell you what happened to them! It's a secret lol

Eli

He didn't get any ice cream, but when he found out it was High Score!!!, he helped with the inflation, and teamed up together.

The Laffinpuff

He put that hoax in Top-tier Class C Humor and Mid-tier Class J Satire, for being an inflation. This means he thought it was insanely hilarious.

Tibor the Hippo

He thought it was funny.

Ellie Spectacular

She dodged the inflation. She also knew it was going to happen, so she recorded all of it, and then later YTP'd it.

Jair Eliecer Rojas Noguera

He said "WHY DID THIS IN HAPPEN TO ME SO???"

anton4

Nothing.

Tails6000D

He reported malt-halt to "Administrators' Coalition Against Inflation Videos" on the Anti-Inflation Videos Coalition Wiki.

• The result was inflate him back until he pops.

Shurki Drumbass

As a former member of Deetsay, she ran away from the area she was at.

WolfyGoofyToons

He didn't care. He just trucked on with his life. (or her life)

Alax Gregory

He interrupted pal-chan for no reason.

Don Culterson

Reported it to Jimbo Wales.

F

Ate Fart-part.

7

Ate 9. He even blamed it on 9. What a weirdo.

Tyler Jones

He said "That was really zesty."

Jairdan Pennix

He said "That's 100 million referrals, and 300 indefinite bans right there."

Dalton Close replied with "I know you're not talkin'."

Brandy Cattle

Just lied on the ground thinking "Is this what the meaning of life is? Inflatable dogs? Inflating humans? Seriously?"

Ag bug

The Ag bug tries to bite dumb-crumb, but F had already eaten wool-pool. F however said "Eefffff." (It's ok. You'll get 'em next time) F and Ag bug hug it out, after the hug, the ag bug sits there. It's beyond repair. (runs out of ideas)

The Devil (from The Cuphead Show!)

He farts.

Anders Dator Felix Dator

He retired from his career.

Dr. Oetker

The being made another product named "Dreadnought hoax", named after this hoax. It was a decorative product for ice cream.

Nicholas Fedorov

He got suspended from YouTube.

Taxworm again

He got a frontpage on the Newgrounds audio portal. Three people used his song in their Geometry Dash levels afterwards.

Kanye West

He released a 90-minute disstrack on ISO named "Dreadnought ISO". Then ISO smashed his head.

Andrew Tate

Beat up his wife.

Dupree

He was with you and me.

Typical Arnold

He rode a bike in short pants, he was quiet and he was adored by women. Consumer.