User talk:Zombiebaron

This is kinda awkward. -- Kippers • Talk • Crap • Special & Randumb! 16:56, Feb. 18, 2008

Yep. Zombiebaron 16:57, 18 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

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Sweet, another uncyc user. I'd welcome you but, ...nah. Effort. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 17:29, 18 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

Pfft. I'm not a user. I prefer to think of myself as an "Uncyclopedia Abuser". Zombiebaron 00:09, 19 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

Hi there Zombiedude

What the hellk compelled you to create an account here? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 19:05, 18 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

I'm not sure. I followed a link here. Then, because it's wikia, they knew it was me already. Then I was like, "Clogs". I doubt I'll be back often though. What with Fonchezzz and all. He doesn't seem to like me, for some reason. Zombiebaron 00:07, 19 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

WELCOME

User:Fonchezzz/HI! WAIT NO GOOOOO GO AWAY NOT WELCOME NOOO NOOOO NOOOO LEAVE LEAVE NOW I DONT LIKE YOU NOO NOOO NOOOO! OOOOK lets just get something straight... you cant ban me here! HA! --|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 20:08, 18 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

Oh...

Hi, Zombiebaron... ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 24 Novelniver 2010 - 21:40 (UTC)

Merry Christmas, Athyria. Zombiebaron 21:48, 24 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Christmas? What? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 24 Novelniver 2010 - 21:59 (UTC)

Today is a day for drinking toast and making fine wine with our feets. The Overlords of Spain have foretold of my return to the land of the banana and it was so. And it was so! Zombiebaron 22:39, 24 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Err, welcum

Welcome to Illogicopedia! I am the chicken guy. Vote for the worst blatant piece of crap if ye like. Now, I'm not gonna tell you which to vote for, but vote... Polls close on the 30th. Also, write crap, chat on the forum, vote for feature, read the mission statement, read that policy crap I didn't bother with, and scrub this guy's back. Oh, and why are all these Uncyc users coming here? Meh.. Oh, and a hearty welcome! Sorry for my mass ramblings.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 04:21, 25 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Hey dude thanks for the welcome. I actually joined Illogicopedia in February 2008, as you can see from my contributions and talkpage, so I'd say this welcome is actually a few years late. I'm actually an Uncyclopedia administrator, and I don't think I'll be contributing much to Illogicopedia until you guys make me an admin here too. I don't know why "all these Uncyc users are coming here", the only reason I returned is because Athyria pointed out to me that my account hadn't been deleted (as I initially believed) but had instead been lost in the shuffle when you guys moved servers. So, yeah, nice to meet you. Zombiebaron 05:02, 25 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Well, I've been here since July 2010 and have contributed quite a bit. In that case, welcome back! You probably will have no luck becoming an admin, though. I requested once and was laughed out of the place. But, you can still write crap, forumchat, vote for feature. May I suggest this or this if you wish to stay and write some crap. And enjoy as we don't have all the "funny" stuff that Uncyc does. Feel free to be stupid and not just funny here! (Bad joke, I know) Anyway, if you wish to contribute further, IllogiNews could use another reporter. Welcome back and stay if ye like. If not, there's a window out there. Watch out for the venomous snakes and fat guy sitting on little girls for sport.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 17:43, 25 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Okay thanks. -- The Zombiebaron (as seen on Uncyclopedia) 18:55, 25 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Subject/headline

My sig is bigger than yours. What does that say? No, seriously, what? My cat keeps trying to eat this plant here, and your impending response is the only thing keeping me keeping her from eating it. ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 25 Novelniver 2010 - 06:15 (UTC)

It probably means your dick is bigger than mine. Unless that's just a banana in your pocket. -- The Zombiebaron (as seen on Uncyclopedia) 06:18, 25 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

It's a banana. *pulls a purple sequinned banana out of her pocket* At least, we hope this is all it is... ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 25 Novelniver 2010 - 07:00 (UTC)

Ok. So you have a bigger banana then me. You are winning ?pedia. -- The Zombiebaron (as seen on Uncyclopedia) 07:26, 25 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Whoo-- wait, crap. I keep forgetting about that; this place actually liking bananas and all... eh. Need to remember. Bananas on Uncyclopedia. Er... watermelons on Iloogicopedia, yeah. I had a watermelon in my pocket! O__o ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 25 Novelniver 2010 - 17:02 (UTC)

That's just gross. -- The Zombiebaron (as seen on Uncyclopedia) 17:24, 25 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

What's your point? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 25 Novelniver 2010 - 22:06 (UTC)

My point is that Illogicopedia should make me an admin. And dinosaurs. -- The Zombiebaron (as seen on Uncyclopedia) 22:21, 25 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Like kiwis? You need to check all the closets next time. ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 25 Novelniver 2010 - 22:58 (UTC)

Yeah. Everyone in Australia lives in one huge closet. It's time they all came out of the closet. Or launched the closet into space. Or both. At the same time. In space. -- The Zombiebaron (as seen on Uncyclopedia) 04:35, 26 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Well, they are aliens, and whatnot. ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 26 Novelniver 2010 - 08:31 (UTC)

Aliens. From space! Because in space nobody cares if you scream. -- The Zombiebaron (as seen on Uncyclopedia) 08:52, 26 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

And if it's a scream of dragons? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 26 Novelniver 2010 - 16:10 (UTC)

Alien dragons. From space. -- The Zombiebaron (as seen on Uncyclopedia) 19:25, 26 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

But there's no sound in space. They can't be a scream... perhaps a... feh, I dunno. Heap of alien dreagons? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 27 Novelniver 2010 - 04:55 (UTC)

Zsaxnks ulfkridrek

Referees have compounded your morphine drip, with a rather large addition and deck planned for the Ziggurat. Be here at 7:00 sharp, or there will be consequences. Cheers! Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 18:43, 25 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

I may be a few months late because I have a previously arranged appointment with several thousand sheeps and a dentist. I will use both my arms and legs. Happy Birthday! -- The Zombiebaron (as seen on Uncyclopedia) 18:52, 25 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

That'll be fine. Bring wine or weed. *grunt* Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 20:12, 25 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

I'll bring a box of weed wine. Home brewed, just like mama used to make. -- The Zombiebaron (as seen on Uncyclopedia) 22:19, 25 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Does not sound tasty at all. Not one bit. Is that a grok in your pocket, or are you just happy to get the reference? 24.61.112.73 08:29, 27 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Hello

Good to see you. 03:33, 28 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

I made Lyrithya reset my password just so I could vote for you and stop the daily pings. You're welcome. Zombiebaron (talk) 03:34, 28 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Thank you. 03:35, 28 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

O thou wicked Baron of Zombies! When the boots hit the nail polish, you had the courage of your convictions to mix a perfect margharita for the silly women at the corner table, bringing light as did Prometheus to an otherwise dull party. I just realized I said that out loud. Sorry. Anyway, thanks for your efforts. (kaizum me) 13:00, 28 Octodest 2017 (UTC)