Vandalpedia:Illogicopedia's Biggest Secret

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All the stuff on this page has been found in the Vandalpedia sections on the front page at some point in 2011. Fnurdletoot.

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You may find this funny.... until you realize that this is a reflective jpeg. Don't look behind you, look up SLOWLY. It's late, you should go to bed. That is, if you get there.
All hail Emperor Ominous Crotch Stain (Oh no!) the eyes set slowly toward the horizon, malfeasants and malpheasants alike rustling in the brush, casting off their slumber and prepare for another day of skullduggery.

Uncle Pete was here Uncle Pete was here Uncle Pete was here Uncle Pete was here Uncle Pete was here Uncle Pete was here Uncle Pete was here

Sounds like vandalism to me. ~[thehappyspaceman] 19:49, 07/30/2011

We can burn her, bury her or dump her.
Did you say dump her?
Yes, in the Thames... or did you like your mum?

Bury it,
I won't let you bury it,
I won't let you smother it,
I won't let you murder it.

This completely random message brought to you by ~[thehappyspaceman] Dan the Hedgehog aka Kahless the UnforgettableThe Happy infodiscussioncontributions 23:11, 07/25/2011

Today is a good day to die! - Kahless (talk) (petaQ) 18:58, 26 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

What do I call skunky beer? Why, beer, of course.

It is clear that integrity and honesty have been abandoned in favor of disease mongering, drug pushing and corporate profits. I went to see a neurologist and he diagnosed me with adjustment disorder. I told him he could shove it, but he just looked at me, and then he propped a leg up and started licking myself.

I knew I shouldn't have named my cat Neurologist.

It's raining men... what a mess!

Placebo overdoses are up 20% in Florida this year. Others believe that it is part of the plot by Obama to flood Mexico with automatic weapons, causing an arms race with Americans demanding mortars and RPGs to counter Spanish rice invaders.

A Recent Conversation[edit | edit source]

Roberto: Of course, in exchange for an applicator in the shape of Jodie Fosters knuckles.
Me: You will release the remaining hostages, including Silent Penguin and Colonel Sanders?
Roberto: Yes, he claimed to be on the set filming "Star Trek 17: The Rat of Cannes: Quest For The Palme d'Or: In Search Of Intergalactic Racing Rats". I must say, he's got quite a lot of pull with the Rosicrucians.
Me: Illogicopedia is up again... I see you got a call from Leonard Nimoy?

Roberto: It sure is quiet around here.
Dr. Octogonapus BLARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Hey, whatever happened to the Graffiti Wall? Did it melt into a strange green liquid, or did it explode into a million pieces? Or... dingus?

Hindleyite: Oh, hey man, where's your phone?
Dan the Hedgehog: Oh, it's charging.
Dr. Octogonapus BLARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Whirring in the background, as the meretricious forks work their way into the flesh, Mama James sweeps up the molasses into a big, shitty pile. A scream, muffled by toothpaste, manages to hubris above the din, but nobody on that bus was afraid of lightening. When Regis Philbin was bestowed with that mistake of a name, the heavens opened up, and invitations to a cotillion rained from bluish clouds. Interspersed with envelopes were a smattering of atheist rhetoric. The bishop, needless to say, took offense. Sliding down the banister of kaizum, sleepy canisters banished the days into nights, and caressed a rotund and right ruddy centrifuge. Iranians were at first terrified, then they stopped spinning.

Ever seen a whiffle waffle a woofle with RedBull?


For the love of Kahless, why would you dare think of such a silly thing?



That is all. ~[thehappyspaceman] Dan the HedgehogThe Happy infodiscussioncontributionsWTFacronyms?! tlhPoodleC.A.T.G.W.CheesesSnakesRedirectUnMDHT:G.Y.F.T.G.T.F.A.F.Y. 04:22, 27 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

That reminds me of the In Rainbows album cover. That is all. --T3 05:45, 27 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Holy crap! I didn't meant to add my sig there. ~[thehappyspaceman] Dan the HedgehogThe Happy infodiscussioncontributionsWTFacronyms?! tlhPoodleC.A.T.G.W.CheesesSnakesRedirectUnMDHT:G.Y.F.T.G.T.F.A.F.Y. 18:46, 27 Yoon 2011 (UTC) Fech and bother! They let the dogs poop on other people's lawns, play their music lowd and watch old warmovies with Norwegian and South Pacific backdrops. A deft fling of a poop bag over their fence will send a message.

“Don't bother me with these questions now! I'm late for a bris.”

~ Zawi Hawass on on the use of Ritalin as a study aid

Lurga pow, man. Like totally waffle.

That is not a pipe, either.

Here's a poodle:
And here's a poodle without any fur:

Xerxes froze of inflatable cancer stock again, so Janisaries will need to be retrained for consideration of entry into Cliquot Club. Tell a friend.

Euripides Pants.

There was some content here but the cat ate it.

But can the dog eat it?
Yes, but it would have to eat the cat as well.
Where is the cat, anyhow? ~ Pointy.png 15:08, 23 Aym 2011
It became fat and died because it ate too much of the page. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 15:25, 23 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Dammit, I didn't mean to sign that. Bloody habit... although if the cat could have eaten this with it... ~ Pointy.png 20:08, 23 Aym 2011

I don't understand. Why not just obtain additional blåbärspaj?

Because blåbärspaj is very expensive these days.
Also it's impossible to type with a British/American keyboard, quite a problem when you can only buy it online.
Not if you Copy and Paste.
Well, that's odd.
Exactly. Which is exactly why Sweden will achieve TOTAL MIND CONTROL!

I never did understand what I am understanding...

Well flibble dibble frickin' dib.