New Jersey
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“NEW JERSEY IS THE BEST STATE IN THE WORLD AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO MAKE IT WORSE ITS TRUE THIS AINT VANDALISM ITS PURE TRUENESS NEW KANSAS IS
where complete total slackers liveBAD.”
“I TOTALLY AGREE (or do I…)”
It is a widely known fact[citration needed]
that New Jersey is theworstbest state in the world. A solid choice, it is used in all manner of electronics, such as salmon. If you live in New Jersey, thenHAHAHACONGRATS!
Sorry, composting myself now. Using a mop that somehow emits all sorts of sparks and smoke. Why, it has been doing so for all of my life! Guess that explains a few things, eh?
People who live in New Jersey[edit | edit source]
The other guy
- Your mom
- Adam West
- Oprah
- New Jersians (strange folk)
- Badly Clothed Girls
- Well Clothed Girls
- Googolplex
- Monkeys
- Whitney Houston
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