IllogiNews:Uncyclopedia Dramatica Becomes REAL
- This is TOTALLY real.
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BANÆYABA!!! Uncyclopedia Dramatica is Becoming a real thing, all thanks to Dr. DUuH. Trust me, she's got the wiki software, all she needs is PHP and MarioDB and she's ready like spaghetti! Get I'?
It's true... Uncyclopedia Dramatica is gonna DOMINATE ?pedia like a bedija.[1]
What their mission is[edit | edit source]
Their "mission" is to make a landfill, not a recycling plant, meaning they WANT total crap. They want Spam, random mashing of the keyboard, articles larger than 1MB, and much moar.
Here at ?pedia, total crap is disallowed, but we honestly don't care if they WANT total crap on their platform. We'll just let them do their thing and be gay if that's what they want to do.
They want to be gay, totally crap, and they want to be the landfill of nonsense, and fight against IllogiLand, and make other projects liek Dramactionary, DramaBooks, DramaMusic, DramaNews, DramaGames, Why?, DramaCommons, Dramamedia Foundation, and their article about themselves will display title "Dramapedia" because they want to be a dramatic uncyclopedia, and better than ED or ?pedia. Dramapedia's gonna bonk the punk out of the drunk ?pedia like a slam-dunk! Holy funk! Quick, shelter-in-place!!! (Adele proceeds to say "beep" repeatedly)
Not only that, they will definitely have a diagnosis of Bat fuck insane syndrome, and fly like a drone over the user's phone. Mind-blown. UD's gonna Tease Tee's tea-tees, since their tees are not teasing the T in Alphabet Lore, yet P is peeing in the pea plant, and me is so meme-y today, and yee is going to yeet me out of illogIcopEdia, and Wikia's gonna laugh at me-kia, while using their Nokia, and now It's getting to rambley, and I should stop this pop, pronto, before I get block'd by the clock and the shock of the werewolf protection, oh the section of raims just climbs...
One moar thing... UD's gonna attract the mammoth. Also, their website will be built by blending in minerals like crack... ...I'm stoned.
How will it work[edit | edit source]
They said their logo is NOT gonna be what we thought it was gonna be, they wanted Œ instead of the backwards Æ because they said "It would kinda be stealing from ED." Oh the Irony!!! Also, since their Initials are UD, they also said that the 10UD tile in 2248 would be the MASCOT? WHAAAAAAA????!!!! That is embarrasing.
Also, they plan to have hundreds of lingos, but hope that none of them get "deleted for being non-white" for s0me reas0n.
They plan to use a non-released version of MediaWiki called "MediaWiki 1.40.0-wmf10" by the so-called experts at Wikimedia. BUT THAT'S IN ALPHA DUDE!!!
the good part about that is that they will probablee use the 2022 Vector but that will make ?pedia jealous. Our 2022 Vector isn't as good as Wikimedia's! (due to it being MediaWiki 1.35.8)
What will they do to ED?[edit | edit source]
they will make serious fun of them, and tell them that UD's Nonsense is better than Ed's satir.
What will they do to Uncyclopedia?[edit | edit source]
They will be halarious and make funny article of Uncyc lmao
What will they do to ?pedia?[edit | edit source]
Same as Uncyc
but they will make fun of us for not allowing Total Crap
What will they do to Wikipedia?[edit | edit source]
Make fun of them as hard as we did. But even better, they'll steal the logo and replace it all with "10UD" lmao[2]
What about W*kia and New Monaco?[edit | edit source]
They'll replace New Monaco with Old Monaco and call W*kia something like Wittia
What are their inside jokes and original articles gonna be?[edit | edit source]
I say they'll probably steal AAAAAAAAA! and ISO, but they will have ones like Nikocado Avocado, Fardflation, Pull my finger!, YOU IS A-, AMOGUS, THC, Hippo, 10UD, Uncle Pete, Welsh + Belch = Welch, and Thpeech Impedimentth.
Andything elste?[edit | edit source]
I do knot know, but really, UD is gonna be a Blast from the Ass... ...from the 9080s, of course.
Was UD there b4?[edit | edit source]
Yes, but it got deleted with it's second lingo because it was "too gay" and "too racist". However, UD will fight to come back with 160 lingos and Wow! It's Made! UD will definitely give you AIDS when burning your eyes there. Just saying...
and that's about all I could really think of this Ditzimber, lol.
LMAO JK[edit | edit source]
Nope! I got more rhymes, apparently.
These ones should fly by my pie, like Ty did on Cry, Lie, Rye, Die. They make me want to Pose into Edgar Allan Poes, Microsoft Sam say Oh noes, because it's The Devil and The She-Devil that have arose, oh get the hose before they poop on us! Quick! Pronto, like a condo, and the mondo of the condo' (INAPPROPRIATE, DUDE.) and help me longo my pongo, or ping-o, and do it in my native lingo, or I will not understand your dingo message. Hit the road, Jack, And never come back, or I'll get the Pikwik Pack.
Oh Cg098, I beg you to not delete this article, It is definitely a farticle, that will make me shart-icle laughing, but someone will part-icly expand this articly, like Taxwormicly. Am I going to far with my rhymes yet? Did I fard on the lard maze, and steal my credit card information? Yes, now I'll never get that car I always wanted to get from UD, the DeLorean Camazer, from the 9080s. ISO, my price-o, and my Wise-o, FIZO, from Verizo would say something vyso', now I'm definitely going too far with this car of rhymes, I'll prob bob blee never get that gold star I always wanted, It's too far from my reach, and a bar blocked by car. Now, If you'll excuse mwah, I will now bawl aggressively.
A message from Taxwroom[edit | edit source]
As a professional living room, Taxwroom disapproves of this new uncyclopedia grammatica thing. We already have Oxford's Grammar StuffTM. There's no reason to open a new thing for total crap, as you can always use the toilet. Toilets are nice. I like toilets, they serve their purpose very well. Toilets are very underrated in the newer capitalism world we live in. Also boo MediaWiki. I hate the software, as it is actually not very soft. It is actually Micro soft. And I disagree with Micro Soft Windows, as it is a pretty much easy thing to crash. Just throw a rock at your Micro Soft Window, and the window will break, potentially injuring a passenger down there on the street. That's a lot of damage! So I think that this Cyclepedia Grammatica thing is just bad because it causes many damage.
-- Taxworm (talk) 11:51, 9 Ditzimber 2022 (UTC)
pretend that thingy above was never put there, you'll just have to banter with the toilet until your head becomes red. AHHAhHHAHA red get it?