Microsoft Sam

“Woah! How'd Steven Hawking get in my computer??”

~ Computer Illiterate on Microsoft Sam

“soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi”

~ A helicopter imitating Microsoft Sam

“You have selected Microsoft Sam as your computer's default voice.”

~ Microsoft Sam on how he cannot talk properly

And here's how Microsoft Sam pronounces it.

You have see-lected My-cro-soft Saym as your com-puter's dee-fault v-o-i-c-e.

I think this means he either has big speech problems, or he is gett-ing t-i-r-e-d.

What Sam has to say about this article

Well, fook you, Ih-loj-ee-koh-pee-dee-ah. I do-n't care wh-a-t you think of mee.

See also

• Microsoft man
• Yosemite Sam