The List Of Things That Are Reap-Able

I, the Grim Reaper have often lost track of what is reapable and what isn't, so I made a list:

Da list

• Soul

• Sourdough

• You

• Him

• That guy who just blanked a bunch of pages

• Pirate

• Ninja pirates

• Space pirates

• Goodzilla

• The Almighty mackerel

• Carrot

• Phoenix Wright

• Phoenix Wleft

• Phoenix Wdown

• Phoenix Wup

• Phoenix Wdiagonal

• Iron Man

• Carbon-titanium fibre molecules

• Potato

• Fiends

• People who like pie

• Monsters that live under your bed

• Zombie pandas

• Squirrel

• Cthulhu

Things I can't reap

• Grue

• Eurg

• Chuck Norris

• Flying trees

• Me

• Cam Tram Lam Bam Mim FOOZAAAH! Creegle, Neegle, Sheee-woop! Da-ding, Da-ding, Nubbleeeeeey! Ca-bow, Ca-Bow, Fa-TING!

• Katamari Damacy

• The elusive toffee donut

• Panic.

• Hurin.

• Hurin's Children.

• Superfreak

• Colorman

• Justin Bieber (working on a solution to this one).

• MLP (This one is definitely next in line) (Dang, forreals?)

• Osama's reanimated corpse

• The Moon

• Lord Obama