Grim Reaper

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The Grim Reaper (real name Garfield Rimreaper) is the personification of death — but when he's not working he runs a small wildlife hospital, rescuing injured animals such as hedgehogs and baby birds and releasing them back into the wild. His ethos is that of a half Emo half demon soul collector, and while little is know about his background it is rumored that he is the son of someone and Skeletor.

Catchprases[edit]

  • MUST REEEAAP SOULS.
  • MUST RAAAAPE SOULS.
  • MUST EAT CHICKEN.
  • MUST KILL OSAMA.
  • MUST CHECK TV CATALOG.
  • I LIKE PIE.
  • DING DANG DONG.
  • (unnecessary karate noise).
  • THIS IS SPARTA
  • HANNAH MONTANA
  • HAHAHA
  • I AM THE GRIM RAPIST FOREVER BECAUSE I AM HORNY FOREVER
  • MUST RAPE GOATS

See also[edit]

Gods
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André BretonBONJOOK, The Banana GodCheeriosCthulhuFlying Spaghetti MonsterGodGod 2.0G-dGoshGrim ReaperGrim SweeperJoccu-ThanMonkey GodMr BlobbyMr. Peepers, the Duck Hunt dogPrincess StargloQuetzalcoatlRococo BasiliskSpace SatanThe God of Fried Chicken DrippingsXenu

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