User talk:Benedict Blade/Oldie1

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This is a archive of my old talk page for reference only. New comments left here will be ignored and eventually deleted. (Please note this page contains a fair bit of profanity - by a 'certain' user - and should not be viewed if a guy with a shady coat and slighly tinted glasses muttering 'cowface' is standing behind you)

Greetings, Benedict blade, and welcome to illogicopedia. I hope you enjoy your time here, and write good articles (though "good" is often a fairly subjective term here). Make yerself at home! --THE 23:42, 9 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

Hi and welcome, Have fun.--Silent Penguin 23:56, 9 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)
I CAN WELCOME TOO!!!! Hi, hope you stay here and have fun, I'm not criticsing you or anything but why'd you like vandalising uncyc n wikipedia? --Testostereich(ballsack) 17:54, 10 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)




It would seem i have an anti duck. Crap. AHA! of course, my anti-antiduck spray! Shoo shoo....! Ha that should hold them off. I respect your desision. or do i?--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 20:43, 13 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

Hey its my bro and all. YOU JUST WAIT BEN!!!!!!----|Funny.png|Jojo RandomiseIm just plain Quackers!|Duck flag.jpg 12:33, 16 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

Morse Code[edit]

I have moved your morse code page //.. to User:Benedict blade/morse code due to mediawiki not recognising the page address //.. correctly, could you please choose a more suitable name and reinstate the page. thanky. --Silent Penguin 21:40, 2 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)


Silent Penguin cant come to his talk page right now because he is currently editing Retro Illogicopedia Please join in the random key mashing fun over there. --Silent Penguin 15:07, 4 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

OH i wanna join big brother!!!! and that thing with the logo ................... uhmm check it out if you edit my userpage. Its pretty hard. It was really hard to get the correct formatting. If you dont need it now then i suggest you wait until i have a time to talk to you on IRC about it. Give me a good time or day to talk to you. --Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 20:06, 4 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Yeah Big Brother sounds cool - I haven't been on much recently but after retro week I'll start posting heavily again. So yeah I'll do it :P --Testostereich(ballsack) 08:49, 6 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Ah, ask testostereich... about that message at the top. You need to be an admin.--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 14:46, 6 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

I'm here to invite myself on Big Brrother. :) lol MetalFlower.jpg

SP, R U ON[edit]

Are U on Illogi at ta moment? Ben Blade 00:18, 12 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Ooo, dude, you just missed me then, unlucky. i am on now though, freeking hell, why do people just not use the chatroom to talk online, im always there whenever im on, just use that insted ;)--Silent Penguin 10:50, 12 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

I WELKOMED YOOOO!!!!!!1[edit]

And now formally invite myself ask if I can participate in Big Brubber. whatever that is. --THE 03:09, 14 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Hating Hippo's Club[edit]

We r the hating hippo's club and u r not our friend! We r not on Big Brother!!! For Tht we hat u!!! And we hav loads of members including Euan!!! EXTERMINATE ALL GEESE and my friend family999


Hey ben wots going on wiv teh big brrother thing? I just came asking for you to fix the competiton to ask you to start big brrother early cuz im gettin impatiant. START THE FECKIN THING!!! oh and dont let the corset churn you!----|Funny.png|Jojo RandomiseIm just plain Quackers!|Duck flag.jpg 19:32, 15 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Brrother from another mother![edit]

Hey there, I noticed yew needed a banner for Big Brrother, and kocked out this, what do yew think? --MetalFlower.jpg

Big Brrother Vote Banner.png
Nice pic, MMF. Blade, dude, that voting template is corruptable! Ya might want to think of another voting method. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:44, 26 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Hello The Bladester So Did U Create That Big Brrother It Is Quite Impressive ×₩≤Toby D!!kk 18:00, 26 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Question To Benedict Blade[edit]

Where Did U Get That Google Pic From

(Previously 'Toby D!!ks' signature, but removed due to sig leak.)

Ok But Why[edit]

Ok i don't mind u being my 2nd main director i am just wondering why u want 2 bcuz u r the main director of big brrother aswell but once i hav 9 contestants i am gonna start Small Brrother Oh Right i no now Big Brrother is finished! Ok

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10:09, 23 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

U Hav Been Invited[edit]

Accept here .

Reject here by puttin ur sig on page.

The House=

Yah mon dis is da Small Brrother House!

Thanks. Good Luck!

It Dont start til afta big buvver

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YOUR A DEAD MAN! I'M GONNA BEAT Y...oh, friends you say? Sure, why not... sorry for my part, I was high on painkillers :P

Already??? Who did it? i thought it was temporary. is it? I thought we were gonna let them go like always. They still can see the site, so it isnt embarracing. Why exactly did we finish them. All they did was complain.--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 22:26, 2 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

They need the infiniban, for what they've done. --Ryan Taylor|Talk 22:28, 2 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for your contribution[edit]

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Hey ben will u be making a new reality show soon if u r can i be a contestant.

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Hey Ben[edit]

Ben actually i am not banned from this site it is just that my user was i am not i am just trying to redeem myself please can u let it go. and also i did not know u r not allowed to nominate yourself.

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I'm Not Toby[edit]

i am not Toby i am john Toby's Friend i went to his old skool but i go to silverdale and i am sheff utd fan toby is a man utd fan y do u keep blaming inoccent people u got my old account John!! STUNTS AND CARS banned bcuz u thought it was that euan person I AM JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT TOBY!!!!!!

A banned user called 'John.' had a signature here, but it has been removed after being a terrorist to wiki formatting

Hey y[edit]

Hey ben y u thinkin that John. is me he ain't he is my friend just let him off he is not me!!! i am me!!! he is John!!!

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Please do not edit my user page without asking me 1st.

A banned user called 'John.' had a signature here, but it has been removed after being a terrorist to wiki formatting

so when[edit]

When does Big Brrother end just out of curiosity.

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soz ben about that reality show i wont't do anything like that again as long as you promise to stop acting like a werewolve cuz u ain't 1 and if u make a new reality show can i be a contestant please!! oh and no i ain't givin u my money i earned it.

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Hey Ben[edit]

Ben do u want a job? you get payed



look the reason why i copied them is bcuz they r good i want my user page to be good i'm sorry if i have done something wrong. Eiffel Tower.jpg|2 Times| The Eiffel Tower|Eiffel Tower.jpg


Cool!!! really cool! Would you like to start making it now? --Ragglefraggleking 22:10, 13 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)


who is toby? my name is justin. i live in upstate new york. i am a 12 year old idiot. what else u need to know


im back

Soz Mate[edit]

Soz but my computer don't hav sound so it isn't that scary 2 me.

Hey hav u blamed sum1 else 4 being me cuz eiffel tower is the only account i swear on my life.

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im back


I sent you an email. --Ryan Taylor|Talk 05:54, 15 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

why Not?[edit]

why don't u trust me i hav stopped making sockpuppets any more that was my old account. Eiffel Tower.jpg|2 Times| The Eiffel Tower|Eiffel Tower.jpg

Ben, it's time to let it go. --Ryan Taylor|Talk 09:52, 16 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

DON'T STOP[edit]

Okay, that title was totally random. It's from a dream I had last night. No, not that kind of dream.

Anyhow, please don't vandalise others' pages. Toby has said he's planning a different ruleset, so don't worry too much about it, okay? --Sir Asema Politics Complaint Inbox or Outbox 14:51, 17 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)


Well, thx for your help making my political party ( not that you did all that much)but whatevr. I heard u were not gonna be active anymore so i got you a present: go to this link Your present Benedict Blade Raggle Fraggle King 00:13, 18 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

EPIC meh --Testostereich(ballsack) 08:54, 18 Farbleum 2008 (UTC) :P, seriously though you'll be welcome when u do visit.


Well, good luck with the other stuff you want to do... --Ryan Taylor|Talk 05:15, 19 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)


Thx for joining my political party. I thought no one would join! Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 02:44, 22 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)


IRC, get on nao? --Ryan Taylor|Talk 22:15, 22 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)


Hey director! This is your ultra cool assistant director Ragglefraggleking speaking. NACHOS! Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 16:38, 23 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

Uh...I made a mistake with my vote.[edit]

I looked at the list of three contestants and thought it was another vote for who should get evicted (I didn't pay close enough attention), so I voted for Fonchezzz, the one who I wanted evicted. Is Fonchezzz still the winner, or is it possible for this to be undone? Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 23:25, 23 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)


So as assistant director i have the ability to decide who will do tasks. that is what i have been told by Eiffel Tower . I will choose 2mrrow Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 00:03, 24 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

Hello are u here?[edit]

Hey r u online now?

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10:55, 24 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

'Ello Govenah![edit]

Hey, uh check this out will ya. Mabye you might wanna sign up. Forum:The Champion of The Illogicopedian Babble Contest. Peace out bro! -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 13:01, 24 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

You Can't Do That[edit]

You Can't Delete It Or Tell Me What 2 Do Cuz U r Not An Admin

--Sir Eiffel 19:46, 24 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)


What's that edit count thing? Do I really have that many edits? --Ryan Taylor|Talk 05:28, 25 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

What, this editcount? Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) (luckily I have Benedict blade's talk page on my watchlist) 13:34, 25 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)
I see what the confusion is. He showed a small segment of my edit count on his userpage so he could show where he was on the list. Yes, you have that many edits; I got that number by entering your username at Special:Editcount. But I'll check your edit count again, just in case. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 14:40, 25 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)
1,454 edits. Probably the reason that number is so high is because 30% of the edits are made to userpages. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 14:45, 25 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)


HEY WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL? Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 12:22, 25 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)


Just wanted to let you know that you have made your 800th edit. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 20:03, 25 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

Small Brrother winner = Big Brrother contestant?[edit]

What if the winner of Small Brrother 2008 got to be a contestant in Big Brrother 2009? Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 02:17, 28 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)


Why did u sigh on my talk page?

Toby DEmail Me

*SIGHS* -- Kippers Talk Crap Special & Randumb! 18:04, Feb. 28, 2008

Thanks for the vote![edit]

Yeah. --~~~~ 07:38, 1 Arche 2008 (UTC)


wanna make a collab w/ me? Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 22:15, 3 Arche 2008 (UTC)


Well, uh no i didnt appoint him. I think he put himself. Should i put him in the others category? Ps Its only 8:03 where i live ( New York State )! Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 00:59, 4 Arche 2008 (UTC)

I am[edit]

I am banned on Wikipedia bcuz my user is TobyTobyToby3 check the block list i am blocked!

Toby DEmail Me19:57, 6 Arche 2008 (UTC)

How Did U?[edit]

How Did U Make Images Like This?


Toby DEmail Me19:59, 7 Arche 2008 (UTC)

I made that picture how it is now. I'm pretty sure Ben just got the design off Napster and changed it around a bit. I fixed it, though. -- Ryan T. 20:58, 7 Arche 2008 (UTC)

How The Hell Is IT?[edit]

How The FUCK is it a rip off of hard disk it is about 'Plastic Cocks' and 'Personal Computers' And 'The Internet' not about FUCKing Hard Disks.

Toby DEmail Me13:30, 9 Arche 2008 (UTC)

Woah, calm down. -- Ryan T. 13:33, 9 Arche 2008 (UTC)

OK, OK. It's just i think you've read the hard disk article and tried to better it. Knowing you, i suspected it.

Ben Blade 13:35, 9 Arche 2008 (UTC)

Well i didn't i havn't even read that hard disk article.

im jus tryin 2 make a decent article but you blame me for copying every1 else all the time!

Toby DEmail Me 13:39, 9 Arche 2008 (UTC)

About Small Brrother[edit]

You and Toby really need to give out more invitations. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 16:35, 9 Arche 2008 (UTC)

Edit 900[edit]

Congratulations now on your nine hundredth edit. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 19:42, 13 Arche 2008 (UTC)

I have two questions[edit]

  1. What is happening to Small Brrother? Are you still running it?
  2. Will there be a Big Brrother 2009?

Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 00:39, 16 Arche 2008 (UTC)

Toby is back. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 13:38, 16 Arche 2008 (UTC)


hmmmm......i will look around the room and see.......socks,dog,tv,blanket,couch, bout The Advenutes of Lampshade Man? Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 12:10, 21 Arche 2008 (UTC)

idk we could now.12:14, 21 Arche 2008 (UTC)


wuts yur ip? Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 01:56, 22 Arche 2008 (UTC)

I shut your computer down![edit]

I used the ip you gave me and did the thing you taught me and i have shut u down! Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 11:45, 22 Arche 2008 (UTC)



signed -- Toby DEmail Me

Oh toby you are so clever you can swear!

16:51, 23 Arche 2008 (UTC)Ben Blade

look im only swearin' cuz i am tryin' to get banned from here and also i am havin' a hard time cuz i'm in Isolation for the nxt month.

Toby DEmail Me 11:55, 24 Arche 2008 (UTC)

Thanks! -User:Murzon


Oh My God?! You Play RuneScape, that game is totally gay.

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EDIT 1000[edit]

Congratulations on edit 1,000. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 00:37, 6 Arply 2008 (UTC)


Awww, why? --Testostereich(ballsack) 18:04, 17 Arply 2008 (UTC)

Yeah... why? :/ Ryan 06:52, 18 Arply 2008 (UTC)
Not to be overly repetitious, but yeah, why? Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 20:10, 21 Arply 2008 (UTC)


Phew, for a minute there I thought you'd retired. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:20, 26 Arply 2008 (UTC)

Forgot your password? Save it in a text file or something, and then if you want to see it again you can just open up the text file and take a look. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 15:08, 26 Arply 2008 (UTC)

Wilkommen Back[edit]

I was going ot give you one of these earlier, but you retired. So here it is anyway: --Testostereich(ballsack) 15:49, 27 Arply 2008 (UTC)

Dedicated User Award

Testostereich says, "Huzzah! YOU, my brother, have proved your chivalry. I knight thee an illogicopedian sir/dame for your services to the site! NOW COME JOIN US AT THE ROUND TABLE, you might want to watch out for the wobbly chair leg though

WHOO HOO! He's back! Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 19:29, 24 Aym 2008 (UTC)


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the game

For services to Hammertime in it's dire time of painful need, I bestow upon you the Highest Presidency of Awards in this great nation of Pie. Thank you.

I hope you're bloody happy with that.

With love, Robomilk.


I liked you. You are a solid user even though you are an anti duck. BUT, still small brrother is just dead without you.--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 21:11, 31 Aym 2008 (UTC)

Also, RFK has lost track of the date and now it is time for the votes to be counted but he's not doing anything. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 21:13, 31 Aym 2008 (UTC)

Never mind. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 16:25, 1 Yoon 2008 (UTC)
Ahem! Just cuz i've been busy for a couple days dont mean i havent been secretly watching : p -RFK

OH MY! YOU ARE BENNO BRITON--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 20:24, 10 Yoon 2008 (UTC)


You're back, only to be bombarded with annoying talk messages! Nice to have you back man. --Testostereich(ballsack) 19:27, 7 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

Would it help if I said Sheff.Utd are superior to Wednesday/included eurovision references? :P --Testostereich(ballsack) 19:38, 7 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

Don't worry too much about it, how ever much I'd love you to become aa massive member again, I have to put things into perspective. You can always use the forum and IRC should that be your desire as opposed to actual editing. I don't mind, but I like your articles and were I to have it my way you would stay :P Do what you want in other words, and I'll be right behind you with an ogry cat all the way. --Testostereich(ballsack) 19:47, 7 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

All hail..[edit]

..Sir Washin Oop! -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 16:12, 24 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)