XY Private File Collection V: My Last Name Is Not Smith
Pink Hamadryas baboons? Free them! Don't make them subject to the Baboon World Order!
wtf[edit source]
why is this place so dead again 👈 lol 👉 lol w/ me●JOIN US
History of lulzz 06:18, 6 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
- also are you serious, are you STILL struggling with Louis? 👈 lol 👉 lol w/ me●JOIN US
History of lulzz 06:28, 6 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)- oh yeah also, which is ICTTD's soccs and which are aren't, you guys just put every single socks in Category:Confirmed sockpuppets of Louis LOL, lol 👈 lol 👉 lol w/ me●JOIN US
History of lulzz 06:29, 6 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
- oh yeah also, which is ICTTD's soccs and which are aren't, you guys just put every single socks in Category:Confirmed sockpuppets of Louis LOL, lol 👈 lol 👉 lol w/ me●JOIN US
Well, it certainly has been a while... Unfortunately, we haven't been saved by Jesus Christopher. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 02:23, 7 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
- Oh. okay. 👈 lol 👉 lol w/ me●JOIN US
History of lulzz 06:50, 14 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
Conta utilizando o seu nome.[edit source]
Boa tarde, XY007. Houve um ataque contra o projeto no qual sou administrador (criaram inúmeras contas num curto espaço de tempo) e utilizaram o seu nome! O que acha desse ocorrido? Foi utilizado o nome General XY e tomei a liberdade de bloqueá-la por 1 dia. Motivo: possível utilização de nome falso de outro editor Ficarei aguardando sua resposta. Obrigado. O Investigador (talk) 20:20, 9 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
- Obrigado pela resposta, XY007! Acredito que existe sim, a possibilidade de ter sido o I cat tall the dark. Porém, analisando com mais atenção o caso, acredito que o ataque foi em resposta ao que um outro administrador de lá fez aqui. Inclusive tenho uma suspeita de que seja o último que foi adicionado na Lista de Bloqueios da illogicopedia. Bom, mesmo assim, vou ter que resolver essa questão lá no outro projeto. E peço desculpas se alguns editores de lá estão vindo tumultuar aqui. Não acho certo esse tipo de atitude! Saudações O Investigador (talk) 21:49, 9 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
- I prefer English. But fine. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:32, 9 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
- Hello XY007! I'm back Illogico! Illogically? 22:34, 9 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
- I prefer English. But fine. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:32, 9 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
Hey friend![edit source]
Would you sell Illogicopedia in exchange for a coxinha with coarse salt? Illogico! Illogically? 05:16, 19 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
- If it's pink Himalayan salt, DM me on Discord. CG098 (talk ₪ contribs) 01:57, 22 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
Alert[edit source]
Either you or Gruntled is going to have to ban Ivo6. CG098 (talk ₪ contribs) 01:34, 20 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
There's an annoying vandal and a QD backlog waiting for the next admin to log in. CG098 (talk ₪ contribs) 14:20, 6 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
- Did you revert my edit to Gigantium on accident? If you think it should be deleted, I'll defer to your judgment. CG098 (talk ₪ contribs) 01:13, 7 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
That might have been an accident. I sort of think the article is too short to be actually useful. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:44, 7 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
Hello[edit source]
Hi, how are you? How are things in here? Sorry for not editing much on this project. I understand almost nothing English! ahsuhauhsuah O Investigador (talk) 12:25, 21 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
Lumpy gravy[edit source]
In the 50's and into the 60's, one measure of a good American wife was her gravy. Lumpy gravy was a sign of a sub-par wife. It's also an album, Lumpy Gravy
Album by Abnuceals Emuukha Electric Symphony Orchestra and Frank Zappa. I felt you need to know that. 
(kaizum me)
15:26, 21 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
- Sofa No. 3? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:49, 21 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
- Excellent question. With German lyrics?
(kaizum me)
03:04, 22 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
- No. With Tibetan lyrics. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:15, 22 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
- Throat singing Lumpy Gravy at a lamasery; genius. We Illogicopedians can wear Sears ponchos, burn sage sticks, have tarot readings, manifest Bardo states, embrace the Diamond Path and grunt rhythmically. We will need special permission from Beijing. (kaizum me) 17:12, 22 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
- Throat singing Lumpy Gravy at a lamasery; genius. We Illogicopedians can wear Sears ponchos, burn sage sticks, have tarot readings, manifest Bardo states, embrace the Diamond Path and grunt rhythmically. We will need special permission from Beijing.
- No. With Tibetan lyrics. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:15, 22 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
- Excellent question. With German lyrics?
Hello[edit source]
Olá, gostaria de solicitar um bloqueio para essa conta, pois para mim já ficou claro de que se trata de uma Conta de Ataque. Saudações! 'O Investigador (talk) 23:19, 23 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)'
- Ivo Illogico! Illogically? 05:31, 29 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
Wars Stars[edit source]
You and I have a mission! We'll kill a humanoid using carrots
Hi[edit source]
Block ivo danny!Text 06:02, 10 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
- Can you block this fool from NSW? He's a vandal.
02:04, 11 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
- And block this hormonally challenged edgelord from Cooroy Mountain, Queensland, too. 17:34, 12 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
- And block this hormonally challenged edgelord from Cooroy Mountain, Queensland, too.
?[edit source]
! danny!Text 07:26, 22 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
?[edit source]
! danny!Text 07:26, 22 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
While the bureaucrats do nothing at all...[edit source]
Could you please protect my signature? It has been vandalized twice, and with the onset of knowing that no bureaucrat will ever eradicate the Ivo threat, I do not want to see my sig defiled by a mindless peon. 
21:56, 22 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
Heads up[edit source]
Ivo has set up an account called User:Ovi. He hasn't done anything yet, but I suspect that he created it to be used later on so he can strike when no one is around. Or, it could just be his attempt at setting up a decoy, which wouldn't work nonetheless. Just be high on alert on Recent Changes whenever you see anything being done by that account. 04:40, 24 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
- Ovi has been blocked. I'm sure he's not going to do anything else, from that account at least. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:04, 25 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
- Well there's also User:Dickfloss. Block it. 03:05, 25 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
- Well there's also User:Dickfloss. Block it.
Could you ban The 3rd blanker? CG098 (talk ₪ contribs) 01:00, 30 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
HELP MEH[edit source]
I've been deleting Danny's cancerous articles, templates, redirects, etc.
Could you please help me delete the things that Danny made that must be deleted? I'm not asking for all of his articles to go since there is the rare good article, but it must be done nonetheless. I just really need help. Here are his contribs.
Please do what you can. We can't mass delete. 23:12, 8 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)
Admin question[edit source]
How in the world did you perform a range block on Jumbly 29th, 2017? I need to know how. 02:49, 2 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)
Re: The meme master[edit source]
I always had my concerns as well.
Don't worry. 07:22, 1 Farbleum 2018 (UTC)
- He is not ICTTD. You can sleep easier now. 07:33, 1 Farbleum 2018 (UTC)
Hi[edit source]
Hello, XY James Bond, how's the family? Illogico! Illogically? 04:43, 20 Farbleum 2018 (UTC)
Re:1337y[edit source]
He joined the alt-right? Deadass?
also, Piddler is active on Discord. 01:05, 16 Arche 2018 (UTC)
Please?[edit source]
Make me admin. --Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 00:48, 27 Aym 2018 (UTC)
- For what possible reason? What do you want to do with admin privileges, and how would it benefit the Wiki?
- Specifically, what actions do you want to take which you can't currently because you're not an admin? Snarglefoop (talk) 01:16, 27 Aym 2018 (UTC)
god shut up.
I will not have Twitter trolls take over my feed.
I already have a bunch of crazy SJW hicks I know from school posting there.
And I will not, I repeat, I will not, make Sophia admin. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:51, 27 Aym 2018 (UTC)
- god shut up.
- I will not have Twitter trolls take over my feed.
- I already have a bunch of crazy SJW hicks I know from school posting there.
- Why does this sound a hell of a lot like something that I would write? Also, Sophia cannot be an admin because it would be redundant. There's a reason why XY007 and I are admins.
- I like dodecahedrons. 18:57, 28 Aym 2018 (UTC)
- Are you accusing xy007 of plagiarism??
- Hey, if you make me an admin I have a sure fire plan to cut vandalism! I call it the Policy of LOve and New Kinship (PLONK for short)!
- First, put a range block on 0.0.0.0/0, everything disabled. If you can't be bothered to edit from an existing account, too bad.
- Next, ban anybody who has characters in their user name that aren't in flat ASCII. If it was good enough for the Romans it's good enough for us!
- Next, ban anybody who ever posts a wall of text without any images, because that's dull.
- Next, ban anybody who complains about anybody being banned under the PLONK policy, because that's disruptive.
- Next, ... well I need to think about the next step to take. But I'm sure this would help! Snarglefoop (talk) 19:33, 28 Aym 2018 (UTC)
- You haven't deleted youw Twittew? I deleted mine yeaws ago. Let me give you a hand. *Proceeds to make XY's computer have a flamboyant system error* Yeah! You can thank me latew. CG098 (talk ₪ contribs) 21:26, 28 Aym 2018 (UTC)
- Ah hmm. This conversation has major political overtones, you know. I thought I'd dig around for an image to post here, so I duckduckgo'd "twitter troll". Nothing very exciting came out. And then I tried "twitter". Buncha bluebirds. Then I tried "troll". Same old same old troll pictures. I tried to smash them together, but "twitroll" didn't sound very punchy, so I searched for "twitler" instead. Guess whose face was the first hit.... (I sure didn't expect that.) Snarglefoop (talk) 22:29, 28 Aym 2018 (UTC)
Obamacare[edit source]
If I recall correctly one of the things that broke with the upgrade to 1.30 is the whole <choose> and <option> thing. So even if you could get it to format properly (which it sure isn't doing right now) it might still not randomize the way it's supposed to. :-( (But you knew all this already -- I'm just being annoying here because it's more fun than working, which I'm still supposed to be doing.) Snarglefoop (talk) 00:11, 29 Aym 2018 (UTC)
Hello. I read your message. I am a Smith. Smith is a very popular surname like the actor Will Smith. Why would Smith make you nervous? I don't understand! Anyway, it's really nice to meet you! Supernerd (talk) 11:38, 21 Yoon 2018 (UTC)
- Hello. I read your message as well. I am a Sith. wait what? 👈 lol 👉 lol w/ me●JOIN US
History of lulzz 18:14, 21 Yoon 2018 (UTC)
Deletion time[edit source]
So, It seems like you're the only Werewolf that is consistently alive! can you delete following articles:
- oh boy it's a lot
- Template:Elem
- Template:Elem2
- Template:ElemB
- Template:ElemBG/ETC
- Template:ElemBG2
- Template:ElemBGm
- Template:ElemGP
- Template:ElemGP/m
- Template:ElemM
- Template:ElemName
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- Template:Element
- Template:Element/doc
- Template:Element Cell
- Template:Element Table Cell
- Template:Element Table Cell/Active Chocos
- Template:Element Table Cell/Active chocos
- Template:Element Table Cell/Adhesives
- Template:Element Table Cell/Adhesives/doc
- Template:Element Table Cell/Cleaning Materials
- Template:Element Table Cell/Cleaning Materials/doc
- Template:Element Table Cell/Eka-Superiors
- Template:Element Table Cell/Eka-Superiors/doc
- Template:Element Table Cell/Fillable Materials
- Template:Element Table Cell/Fillable Materials/doc
- Template:Element Table Cell/Gases
- Template:Element Table Cell/Gases/doc
- Template:Element Table Cell/Hyper-Superiors
- Template:Element Table Cell/Hyper-Superiors/doc
- Template:Element Table Cell/Inferiors
- Template:Element Table Cell/Inferiors/doc
- Template:Element Table Cell/More Fillable Materials
- Template:Element Table Cell/More Fillable Materials/doc
- Template:Element Table Cell/Super-Superiors
- Template:Element Table Cell/Super-Superiors/doc
- Template:Element Table Cell/Superiors
- Template:Element Table Cell/Superiors/doc
- Template:Element Table Cell/Unbreakables
- Template:Element Table Cell/Unbreakables/doc
- Template:Element Table Cell/Unknown
- Template:Element Table Cell/Unknown/doc
- Template:Element Table Cell/Vegeta-bles
- Template:Element Table Cell/Vegeta-bles/doc
- Template:Element Table Cell/Yummy Chocos
- Template:Element Table Cell/Yummy Chocos/doc
- Template:Element Table Cell/doc
- Template:Element Table Cell/proof
- Template:Element Table Cell/proof/doc
- Template:Element cell
- Template:Element color
- Template:Element color/Actinoids
- Template:Element color/Alkali metals
- Template:Element color/Alkaline earth metals
- Template:Element color/Eka-actinoids
- Template:Element color/Gas
- Template:Element color/Halogens
- Template:Element color/Lanthanoids
- Template:Element color/Liquid
- Template:Element color/Lolinoids
- Template:Element color/Metalloids
- Template:Element color/Noble gases
- Template:Element color/Nonmetals
- Template:Element color/Poor metals
- Template:Element color/Predicted
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- Template:Element color/Superactinoids
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- Template:Element color/Unknown
- Template:Element color/UnknownPhase
- Template:Element frame/Natural radio
- Template:Element frame/Primordial
- Template:Element frame/Synthetic
- Template:Element frame/Undiscovered
- Template:Elements/Table
- Template:Elements/Table/Active Corns
- Template:Elements/Table/Censored Elements
- Template:Elements/Table/Liquids
- Template:Elements/Table/Nonsensibles
- Template:Elements/Table/Random Aliments
- Template:Elements/Table/Superiors
- Template:Elements/Table/Unknown Classifications
- Template:ETC
- Template:ETC/?
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- Template:LETC
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- Template:Illogic table
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- Template:Illogic table (micro)
- Template:The elements of the Illogic Table
- Template:The elements of the Illogic Table/Censored Elements
- Template:The elements of the Illogic Table/Linked
- Template:The elements of the Illogic Table/Liquids
- Template:The elements of the Illogic Table/Micro
- Template:The elements of the Illogic Table/Nonsensibles
- Template:The elements of the Illogic Table/Random Aliments
- Template:The elements of the Illogic Table/Superiors
- Template:The elements of the Illogic Table/Unknown Classification
- Template:The elements of the Illogic Table/Yummy corns
- Template:The elements of the Illogic Table/all
thanks lol 👈 lol 👉 lol w/ me●JOIN US
History of lulzz 21:02, 21 Yoon 2018 (UTC)
An eight month break?[edit source]
That's quite a while. Perhaps that'll let me supersede you in edit count! 01:16, 23 Yoon 2018 (UTC)
- Sign me into edit count supercede squad. 👈 lol 👉 lol w/ me●JOIN US
History of lulzz 02:51, 23 Yoon 2018 (UTC)
How not there are you?[edit source]
Hi, I'm being really annoying because I want somebody to do something about the spam. There's lots of it. Also Forum:We need an abuse filter -- you could do that. Are you indeed coming back on the 2nd of July or have I misread the date? In any case, when you do get back, I'd like you to take a look at that. Also mice. ❦ Flyingcat (meow?) 01:20, 2 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)
- It was the 2nd of July, but unfortunately, my family got wrapped up into some strange work which needed to be done... XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:04, 10 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)
A: Please explain[edit source]
Sorry! Reverted by accident, damn wet touch screen... Illogico! Illogically? 04:03, 17 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)
Oi[edit source]
Você gosta de banana? My Surprise no Is You! (talk) 04:26, 27 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)
Why not you and Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive run for bureaucrats?[edit source]
Hi, I would like to nominate you and Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive as bureaucrats, because you two are both working well as active admins, and all the current bureaucrats hardly appear on Illogicopedia, which is causing several problems (like interwiki links to Usopedia, making Flyingcat an admin, etc.). Thus, I'm here to confirm whether you have the will to run if nominated. Thanks for reading.--The Pioneer (A.K.A. 開拓者) 20:29, 27 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)
- I don't really know, to be honest. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 23:52, 27 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)
- OK, then do you have any ideas who you would nominate instead of yourself (if you won't run)? I think there should be at least two active BCs.--The Pioneer (A.K.A. 開拓者) 05:17, 28 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)
Bureaucrat!? Yowza![edit source]
That is an entirely different kind of beast altogether, The Pioneer. Those positions aren't given out because those positions are meant for the people who run this site; the people who created this website. I would need to take some coding classes before I even consider vying for that position.
If the bureaucratic situation becomes more pressing, then I would suggest putting Flyingcat at the forefront of the selection since she has shown her adeptness at black magic and skinning people alive coding and maintenance. I don't know jack when it comes to code, which would be tantamount to not knowing how to properly run and manage this website.
I appreciate the nomination, but I will have to respectfully decline it due to my inexperience. 04:39, 1 Ergust 2018 (UTC)
- OK. Thanks for your resoponse.--The Pioneer (A.K.A. 開拓者) 10:14, 1 Ergust 2018 (UTC)
- What do bureaucrats have to do with coding? It's basically just for assigning advanced user rights and renaming users. Pretty easy stuff. Check boxes and text fields. ❦ Flyingcat (meow?) 04:05, 8 Ergust 2018 (UTC)
The account on Usopedia[edit source]
Hi, I saw your account created on Usopedia, and would like to confirm whether it's yours (because spoofing often happens on Japanese wikis). You can either write it on your user page or reply to me that the account there is actually yours. Thanks for your cooperation.--The Pioneer (A.K.A. 開拓者) 07:15, 31 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)
No, it's a sockpuppet from Brazil.I can confirm that this actually IS my account. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:49, 31 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)
Hey[edit source]
I NEED help finished my Pizza Party article. --Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity AMB (talk) 21:18, 23 Ergust 2018 (UTC)
- I support the Ism Party. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:50, 23 Ergust 2018 (UTC)
- I could help. Leave me a message on my talk page telling me what you need help with. CG098 (talk ₪ contribs) 15:21, 24 Ergust 2018 (UTC)
I'll hold him off for now[edit source]
You can go on right ahead with your sock-labelling. If I step out for the day then you or Flyingcat can take over. 01:34, 11 Serpeniver 2018 (UTC)
- It is very likely that this scoundrel will return within the next few hours or tomorrow, so we are now left to play a sordid waiting game. Our efforts as admins are to now be redirected at counteracting this vandal. I think it would be imperative to inform Flyingcat of this. If this gets out of hand, we'll contact Athyria. 01:58, 11 Serpeniver 2018 (UTC)
- I was out most of the day. I had to go back to bed because I didn't get enough sleep last night, then I'm not sure what I was up to but I know it included walking the cat and a driving lesson. Otherwise I would have done something about this. I don't seem to be as active here as one might like. Preemptively blocking all new accounts seems a bit overkill though. ❦ Flyingcat (meow?) 03:07, 11 Serpeniver 2018 (UTC)
We should become bureaucrats[edit source]
We're both very active admins. With a bureaucrat status, we can then do mass reversions, obtain checkuser rights, and temporarily close off the website when needed. Seppy and Nerd42 to have essentially absconded their positions, so... 03:04, 31 Octodest 2018 (UTC)
- I doubt it. The Supreme Leader XY --- sacrifices and capitalism 03:29, 31 Octodest 2018 (UTC)
Another Smith account[edit source]
User:Vermont is another Smith sock. I typically ban them on sight, but this one seems less obsessive than the others. Should I wait it out? 20:42, 22 Novelniver 2018 (UTC)
eef freef[edit source]
hi! question - is there going to be a Big Brrother 2019? it was mentioned on my forum and i was curious about it. (also, sorry i havent rated anything yet, been busy w school ech) ♡80gallonsofgas♡river talk♡ 13:26, 26 Arply 2019 (UTC)
- Unlikely. However, I do sometimes mention the possibility of it in meme form. The last time was in 2015, we tried again in 2017 but it failed. The Supreme Leader XY --- sacrifices and capitalism 05:22, 27 Arply 2019 (UTC)
- oh, ok. (rip BB 2017) although if it does happen again, i'll totally participate, it sounds fun! (and speaking of participation, i've been considering asking some friends to join the site, idk) ♡80gallonsofgas♡river talk♡contribs♡ 14:12, 29 Arply 2019 (UTC)