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Yo there. This is the archive for the Did You Knows that have appeared on the front page at one point or another. The DYKs on this page are from a time when the template was not regularly supervised and as such may contain complete madness and vanity/vandalism. Don't say we didn't warn you...

Wanna add something to the front page DYK section? Use this template, which goes straight on there. Cool eh?

Did you know...[edit | edit source]

... That you suck?
... That @##@$ @$%$s @#$#@s so hard that @$%$$ almost @$$##@#@?
... That there is no one online right now and I am lonely and slightly depressed?
- ... that I am also lonely and slightly depressed?
... That dishes are mostly served cold in Antarctica?
... That if you spill ink on a sea sponge, it shrivels up into a compact blue ball?
... That if you press the "feeling lucky" button on goggle enough times you'll end up dead?
... That the muffin man is neither a man nor a muffin but a small fly, endemic to the Galapagos?
... that this was a triumph?
... thatmyspacebarisbroken?
... that you are being turned into a fag by genetically engineered food?
... that You Didn't Know?
... the muffin man, the muffin man? We found him in your trunk.
... that EVERYTHING YOU SAY BRINGS ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK?
... that I NEED A LITTLE ROOM TO BREATHE 'CAUSE I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK?
...that Real Life Cops: The Reality Series is a TV show that YOU can no longer edit?
... that the average concentration pill contains a chemical called dextromethamphetamine, which is the right hand isomer of methamphetamine? I swear its true.
... that you are disgusting, go on, get out!
... that sheep make excellent tampons for giants?
... that Something Stupid This Way Cometh was a momentarily popular board game that lowered your intelligence?
... that the admins remvoved a msall flamewar that used to be below this and they will probably delete this too?
... in certain parts of Europe, Vin Diesel is a popular cocktail made from equal parts French wine and motor oil?
... that I'm really thirsty? Don't you hate it when every single thing you can drink with is not ready for usage?
... that IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
... that I am not your homeboy, and I'll put my new 'uns wherever the heck I want.
... that eebles can sonk but seebles can't onk?
... WERR GONG 2 HUHWAAYEE ADN U CNAT KUM KUZ U SUK!!!!!
... JO'Z HEER?!
... that you can't do it when you B&Q it?
... that I am a Gibraltan fish. My hot male friend sitting beside me made that one up. Credit goes to him.
... that I should really be more active here, but the penguins are awfully haandicapped?
.... that I shall uses FOUR dots for great justice!!!
... that communism is not political, it is actually variety of goldfish?
... when the Time Traveller's convention is? It was the day before yesterday, so don't be tardis.
... That you're a superfluous nipple?
... That all you guys who put new ones at the bottom are dum?
... That Kobe is the man!!!
... That poo is a vegetable?
... that the picture I just removed has been there long enough, so now it's time for it to be gone?
... that I put this here?
... that due to the writer's strike we're saved from having to watch Ugly Betty?
... that we're out of flapjacks? Seriously.
... that I can jump higher than an elephant? Really. Have you ever seen an elephant jump?
...that originality is the capital of Alabama?
...McDeath is coming for you?
...that I am your father?
...that ITS THE END OF TEH WORLD AS WE KNOW IT?
...that stupidity is hereditary but baldness isn't?
...that the guy without the beard from ZZ Top hasn't yet earned his whiskers?
...jasdhaskdjasfgaghiaeaiou hsdfiuasiueryuiwaeyiuai usdabsdbuvfiauvfiweueuue?
...The Banana is eeble sonk?
...That your life is worthless? LOL.
...Anything? Probably not.
...The picture to the right will keep following the top of the page?
...Cela apporte une larme à mes yeux qu'une telle chose pourrait se produire si rarement!
...iiiiiiitt's not Chriiiiiiissstmaaaaaaasssss any more!?
- ...so Noddy Holder has nothing to do for another year.
...that originality sucks? Trite clichés all the way, man.
...that Illogicopedia is NOT funny?
...that you dont know that i dont know that you dont know that i know that you dont know?!
...THAT MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN!?
...that I know something you don't know, DOO DAH, DOO DAH.
...that I didn't know?
...that most of the decent DYK ideas have been written long ago?
...this is the first DYK for ages without "that" at the start of it?
...that the bogey man is really desperately lonely?
...that it took me ages to figure out what "pocket rocket" meant?
...THAT YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!?!?!??!!?!!!!1!
...that I'm watching you?
...that the last DYK was completely unnecessary *slaps oneself*?
...that, your mum!
...nachos can talk????

...That coming up with a creative title
for an article is extremely difficult?
.......................?
...That a sandwich found on a restroom floor is similar
in almost every way to a timeline of the year 1847?
...That this is vanity, but only slightly blatant?
... that, contrary to poplar belief, the poplar is not a tree?
...that THIS IS BLATANT VANITY?
...that this is blatant vanity too?
...Bcbkye is watching your every move...?
... your pet lizard ate my shiny new toaster?
... ?
... I want my MTV?
... that it's nice to see you, to see you.... dead. Take that zombie!
... ashdhashdgaudgbayudctayuffaavyuuiygueguayuyqdfacazbndxusaihaiuwwq?
... dieses spreche ich Deutsches im Augenblick? Und Sie haben das meiste wahrscheinliche verwendete Babelfish zum Übersetzen dieses?
... that Ryan is trying to resist making an article called "HINDLEYITE HINDLEYITE HINDLEYITE" because Hindleyite is "sick of these thricings"?
... that Heather says "hate hate hat"? great Hindley now show me your money.
... that every time anyone uses the phrase 'hate hate hat' anywhere in the world, Hindleyite gets paid 2p?
the answer to the Ultimate Question? If you think you did, click here! (It's not 42, by the way)
!yenool s'taht woN ?sdrawkcab nettirw si ecnetnes siht taht...
...DID YOU?!
...that the Empire is a function of x to the fourth power divided by Stuttgart Klackon! Mrrshan Diplomacy! plus the amount of Communists currently reading this page?
...that you need to vist this wiki before an alien abducts you and truns you into a cheesy banana?
... that you need to read this article before your head turns green and you grow bald and are glued to your seat?
...that ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg?
... that HelloolleH is epic Failing?
... that, umm, errrr, wait I kno-EPIC FAIL!!!!
... that Ryan can now upload pictures? Yay!?
... That Jambi CAN in fact leave his colorful box!?!?!?
... Hibble to the blibble to the weeble McSkooble. Blee!
... Wut?
... Lol
... that 705 BBC Radio 5 Live 14:05 Audio service? Press red for guide?
... that I am Heather and Heather needs to stop writing this because she feels it is annoying the heck outta people?
.. that I've seen a Mexican build a roof in fifteen seconds, which also made me lose my job? I'm getting that mexican!!!!!
... that dsajk asd;klj asd;oifadsu ;oijasu;oi uas;oiduf a;oiuew4oi 539087
... wait, we where talking about illogicopedia? I thougt we were talking about clowns! Darn it! Elassint 00:53, 26 Octodest 2007 (UTC)
... no that it is a widely known fact heather is the best she win the last illogipickle and she will win the next one...mine is the only one with randumb stuff... Fashionista5676 00:48, 26 Octodest 2007 (UTC) CRAZY RANDUMB STUFF
... that Fashionista5676 completely lied in that below DYK! Besides Greg is better than both of them! 00:32, 26 Octodest 2007 (UTC)
... that Elassint completely lied in that below DYK Fashionista5676 00:31, 26 Octodest 2007 (UTC)
... that Ryan is better than heather? And i am not Ryan! OWND! Elassint 00:40, 25 Octodest 2007 (UTC)
... that I need to say somethin' do Elassint:

RYAN HEATHER RYAN HEATHER RYAN HEATHER RYAN HEATHER RYAN HEATHER RYAN HEATHER RYAN HEATHER RYAN HEATHER RYAN HEATHER RYAN HEATHER RYAN HEATHER RYAN HEATHER!!! LOST IT YET? I AM SO EVIL Fashionista5676 00:19, 25 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

... that I hate cows who don't eat Ryan?
... that I wonder who Ryan is?
... that I am Heather and heather keeps writing this?
... that Ryan doesnt know the cheese Heather doesnt nose the cheese greg noses teh cheese!!!!!!!!!
... that I, the Heather are the greatest person in this website?
... that the Pope tastes of bananas? It's true, I ate him.
... that this is 1 second after the below DYK?
... that I can speed type?

A rare photo of ryan
... that ~~Phrubub~~ Ryan nose the cheese?
... that Ryan isn't dead? Here, PROOF. --Ryan. 00:11, 23 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

... that Ryanio ryanio RYANIO ryanIO?
... that i dont get that thing that dead ryanio said? ole! ole! ole! ole!
... OMFGWTF?
... that i can still confiscate ryan anyway
... that last time i checked Ryan begins with Robert wich is bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb?
... that Ryan starts with S?
... that Heather can confiscate unconfiscatable people including those that have a name beginning with the letter R?
... that Ryan cannot be confiscated ha ha?
... that Heather cannot be confiscated ha ha?
... that Ryan wonders who Heather is and wishes to confiscate Heather?
... that i am heather and heather wrote this again?
... that heather wonders who ryan is and wishes to confiscate ryan?
... that brianna likes some guy named ryan?
... that I wonder who ryan is?
... that I wonder who Ryan is?
... that Heather is the owning person of the world?
... that some wierdmen is posting the name ryan everywhere?
... that Ryan is freaking out to the Did You Know that is 6 Did You Know's down?
... that asdfghkkl=qwertyuiop?
... that Phurub nose the cheese?
... that
... that I am Heather and Heather wrote this?
... that you better not say ryan because brianna is crazy she likes this guy named ryan i read her diary she left it open?
... that
... that its always fun to annoy people by putting things (like this quoute) in the wrong order) Elassint 00:40, 25 Octodest 2007 (UTC)
... that I am neither Karl nor Ryan but they both wrote this?
... that you sound like a dork if you start all your sentences with "Did you know..."?
... that I am not Karl and Karl did not write this?
... that I am Ryan and Ryan wrote this?
... that NO ONE LIKES RYAN!!!!!!!
... that I am not Ryan or Karl or Jon or Liam or Jonathan or Benson?
... that I am a peanut?
... that I didn't know?
... that the 1000 beachballs you met last year are coming for you?
... that Karl does not follow suit?
... that Ryan follows suit?
... that the air is walking?
...That more aliens have written nursery rhymes than all people combined? This might just be because there are more aliens than people though.
... that I am Heather and Heather wrote this?
... that Cheese=mcMOO?
... that fried noodles should be boiled before they are fried?
... that there are some farmers that can milk cheese and milk milk? You'll have to guess how...
... that I know all the below
... that google searching "google" will let you travel inside the computer? Go on, just headbutt the screen. Oh, and kick that paperclip guy on microsoft word for me.
... that Phrubub Nose the Cheese?
... it i'n't right int' yed?
... that the note put at the top of the template was placed by a Salamander to confuse u? New ones actually go at teh bottom.
... that nobody cares?
... that if i hear the name Hearther OR Ryan i again on this website i am going to lose IT?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! YEAAAAARRRG!!!!!!! Elassint 22:41, 24 Octodest 2007 (UTC)/Greg
... that
that time is a four square? you need to highlight this before making it to appear?

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