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...that Gruntled:An Origin Story is being compared to The Prince by Machiavelli?
...that Jimi Hendrix believed the Central Intelligence Agency was planning to kill him with a champagne bottle filled with land piranhas?
...that JFK vs. KFC, Starring FUCKING XENU as the vatickan poope?
...that in order to join the D.A.R.K. Protocol, you must have rats and children growing out of your neck?
...that famous comedians love insulation?
...that armm artt arf carsh?
...that the protest of the insignorami against allowing transgendered astronauts in NASA was well-attended by Ted Nugent fans?
...that John Boehner wants to fondle your mustache?
...that join the Natural Surrealist Party, natron for the frenulum?
...that your horse is a slanderous trollop?
...that Unum igitur hoc die tondere?
...that samosas may contain traces of MacAdamia nuts?
...that monotremes are 50% banana?
...that finders meekers when it's Axe Cop?
...that you can preorder The Soothing Sounds of Silence, vol. 1 from your nearest library?
...that WWW is World Wide Web shortened? It's not.
...that if you have recurrent twitching sphincter, you should see a doctor? It also explains why you have no friends.
...that iguanas make excellent undercover police officers?
...that the Cabal is up to it's usual supernatural jiggery-pokery?
...that The Galumphing Ekramolatnaps, a high school football team, was voted most likely to be eaten by feral cats?
...that the final day of Arply, according to Illogian tradition, involves exchanging gifts of hairy hair?
...that Columbian Coffee and neuroreceptor Lego blocks can be substituted for caramelized onions?
...that one in three chefs suffer severe cases of firedysleximaticavolcaninucleosis?
...that blaming things on the Jaws is is breeding interspecies unrest?
...that Pucca is not Pukka, nor its sequel?
...that the Seven hells are not what they seem?
...that every time a bell rings, John Edward gets paid?
...that a 20th Class Citizen can't even afford to think about anything?
...that Pls Liek Kra?
...that Wall Street insiders urge you to buy some dumb stug?
...that Stephen Hawking denounced String Cheese Theory because he's allergic to mozzarella?
...that the poodle bites, the poodle chews it?
...that if you are a complete asshole, you may qualify for the United States Extreme Downhill 280 Meter Wife Beating team?
...that you are what you is?
...that ghetto leprechauns have adopted Krav Maga as they step up pot 'o gold security?
...that I once ate 4 pounds of Spaghetti Straps?
...that the Gibbertalian Prime Minister will speak incomprehensibly on nuclear arms limitations at the United Nations tomorrow?
...that I give precisely 0.0038 microfeces about Illogicopedia?
...that Ass-ripping sewer gators are coming for YOU !!!?
...that Catchit was so named because some guy found a bunch of female vocalists and decided to catch 'em all?
...that I'm the one they call the big mess (oh yes)?
...that an hydraulic carbonated pot of sulphuric acid (with wings) gathers no moss?
...that 44% of British people enjoy losing themselves in "Chinese art and American girls"?
...that when in Rome, cache a smidgens of pigeons?
...that Ralph Spreadsheet chan while not schmoke pot on Feb job?
...that Israel's initial song for Eurovision was "We Shelled Palestinians And We Liked It"?
...that registered Illogicopedians may join the Bat Shit Loony Union at a discounted rate?
...that there's no running, or even rescue, when my space goo comes to get you?
...that IllogiScript and Illogica ++ are not the products of a beautiful mind?
...that Wala3ofee members eat spaghetti for third breakfast while watching Traralgon whizz by on stilts?
...that Vim is the best!
...that a king is called His Highness because they are typically on cocaine for most of their adult life?
...that thus far, pyramid schemes has yet to be adequately explained?
...that if your dad is sitting on an ostrich, he might be a crazy?
...that Jim Morrison has now entered his psychedelic Jesus phase without the use of hallucinogenic drugs?
...that our galaxy may fall under the monarchy of the toast king?
...that inordinate amounts of dough result from using too much yeast (what a calamity)?
...that ... um ... Evil Robot Usses are ... a thing?
...that I Aym to write a featured article some day?
...that Hugo left me misérable?
...that Illogicopedia has been infiltrated by the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy!?
...that King Frenular the Weasel of Denmark once declared all elves and leprechauns within his borders subject to a 7% up-to-no-good tax, in order to prevent a war with Canada?
...that what happens in Moosylvania stays in Moosylvania?
...that when push comes to shove, Cul de Balzac punches a fish?
...that Allen Ginsberg froze his assets and absconded with integral calculus?
...that Skype has a policy against humans?
...that just because you feel it, doesn't mean it's there?
...that the TrickMaster 8006 can do just about anything, yet it can't lay an egg?
...that political correctness means being correct about politics?
...that "propaganda" and "public relations" are completely unrelated terms?
...that I caught Nileism and became Hatshepsut for a day?
...that there is only one nation? or actually Ed Miliband?
...that I cat for All Time Low and meerkatS?
...that Lerude's Honkstorm was initially banned from most music stations due to inappropriate content?
...that if you get 2∞&< tattooed on your body, you can join our "special club"?
...that whenever two or more gather in My name, Monkeyshines are sure to be had?
...that Social Justice Warriors are total badasses?
...that Gamergate is all about harassing Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian and has nothing to do with journalistic ethics?
...that Cultural Marxism does not exist?
...that you can now learn to take care of pet Jamaican man.
...that right now you can enjoy Homosexuality, Atheism, Karl Marx, Otaku culture, Uncle Pete, a squid, several horses, and a side order of fries?
...that kiwis that don't Starve can be put to death?
...that dogs can be incinerated by an Evilness scale through money and not liking pears?
...that Inside Out will be released when cows find their iguana soulmates?
...that Caramelldansen means 'caramel eraser basket' in Wolof?
...that Duff duck is considered the best duck of all time?
...that Paint it Black was nominated for an Oscar?
...that I can do 3.1415926535897932... pushups?
...that 9'pa5yQ perfumed pasta dog farts, snorp for the yountlerd, proof for the mens room?
...that the road to perdition is paved with a mushrooms?
...that the Illogicopedia Card Game is is open source batshittery?
...that no one is safe. this is not a joke. you HAVE TO RUN
...that mercury poisoning is the leading cause of death among Taoists?
...that demons live in mortal fear of Karate Jesus?
...that Froody was Dunkin' Donuts coffee flavor of the month last October, and that anyone who drank it attracted bats from miles around?
...that once you get slime-raped by that other guys mom, you'll never go back?
...that The King of England is a sitcom in Uzbekistan and a fugitive for suspicious behavior around Canadian geese?
...that you'd better wear your bouillon socks, because there's gonna be three feet of snow?
...that every time you pick your nose, there is another Deodorant Revolution?
...that insidious cackling bananas eat with their toes?
...that the end of your journey is a room with a moose?
...that recent sightings of Fred Phelps turned out to be an itinerant sasquatch with hopes of getting into medical school?
...that the fact that orang-utan is in fluff isn't a secret anymore because that's listed below (and here)?
...that this is not a link?
...that this is still a link?
...that 9 out 0f ten crack addicts recommend Cracker-assed Turnip?
...that Orang-utan is the secretly secret most secret ingredient in fluff?
...that Mr. Fishy is the coolest creature in teh world?

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