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... that I'll ask the questions here...?
... that Flub Nugget's name is actually taken from Flarbnuggets? His parents must have had a sense of humour.
... that a certain person will now be known as "T3PO"?
... that a certain person, maybe the same guy tried to write an epic?
... that We deliver, you pay us is actually "We deliver, UPS".
... that this sentence should end with a question mark.
... no, you didn't. But now you do.
... that there is no fork nor spoon, ooh a lemon pie!
... that I am not finished my cereal?
... that Explosive Pizza shouldn't be fed to parrots?
... that Garry Sanchez is the award winning director of such films as Egg!, Parsnips anyone? and Summer Crab?
... that Fok Yor Mum is a successful Chinese amateur boxer that won Olympic gold in the light flyweight division?
... that cheese does not follow suit?
- ... nor does it follow a suitcase; that is not the case.
  - ... that I'm sure I've heard that one before? Either way, it's already getting old.
... that maple syrup is a liquid, solid and a gas from Canada that is only developed once a year, in October, if the fat lady sings?
... that, I was, like, walking down the street and like this guy tripped over. But he did it on purpose, and it didn't look right. Who does a cartwheel before tripping over? And his legs were like flying, and I was like: REALLY BAD ACTING?
... that the "Origins" Series needs more contributions?
... that Toast Jones was born in France?
... that Manchester, as the name suggests, is a Man's version of Chester?
... that Degenatron is the forgotten Transformer?
... that you can be your own grandpa I'm my own Grandpa?
... that there is absolutely nothing to see here, not to mention that something about the title of this link makes it impossible to mail.
... Eebleday is the birthday of Harry Scott, brother of Barry Scott? He is exactly 973 weeks old, relatively young in Cillit Bangian years.
... that one day, Bob Dole accidentally called George Bush 'President' when he entered the President's lounge, where he has stayed since? To this day, nobody has ever noticed.
... that a blunderbuss is a make of bus that built itself in 1961 of its own free will?
... that a Construction Derby is where someone's head breaks under the pressure of a wooden plank, whilst trying to build faster than their peers?
... many people complained of Churchill's swearing every place he went? He replied:"Its V for victory, you dumbarses!"
... that you have mail?
... that croissants are better than sex?
... that oh....Sobaya!
... what is the sound of no armpits making fart noises?
... what happens to the water level in a glass of ice cubes when the temperature rises?
- ...THE POLAR ICE CAPS ARE GOING TO MELT! Let's all pee our pants in fear.
... that my bit of aluminium foil is my own piece of modern art inspired by the great variety of shapes that er... excuse the pun... "shape" our modern world?
... that if you are messed up for life, you are messed up for life?
... that the center of the earth is actually a kosher dill pickle?
... that Dubya's hamster just died? R.I.P. a legend.
... that beating the crap out of biscuits has been disproven by Jose Sanchez, Ph.D. in his dissertation on the subtleties of shutting the hell up?
... that in 1980, Alan Sugar stole the program code for the BBC Micro and created... wait for it... the Amstrad CPC?
... that in his spare time, Barry Scott enjoys half-cleaning coins and lining them up perfectly and neatly in front of mirrors to make it look like he is even richer than he already is?
... that I forgot what I was going to say?
... that CI2's soul has been eaten by bananas?
... that many sentences on this site are incoherently cheese?
... that I am you in a dress?
... that butter is buttery?
... that I become aroused, in a less-than-literal sense?
... that some guy discovered silver so that he could polish his eyes?
... white rabbit?
... that a German is a man who is Ger?
... that cube is worse than being incarcerated in a very small cube and that cube is enclosed in another cube?
... that Eebleday comes prior to Bleebleday and after Sonkday in the Illogiulian calendar?
... that Barry Scott likes to turn into his cartoon alter ego and wander around imagination land, where the dirt is never gone?
... that the cheese forms a layer? The layer is nice and friendly.
... that The End is an abstract concept thought up by Clint Eastwood and a penguin?
... that that that that that that?
- ... that the guy above has a st-st-stutter?
... that stuff does actually happen?
... that Grandmaster Flash can code in Adobe Flash at forty seven lines per second?
... that this is definitely not some word I just made up?
... that, aside from knowing the cheese, Phrubub is also Shrubub, Grub and Blublub all rolled into one?
- He cannot, however, play the violin with his tongue.
... that the mathematical formula for applause is Applause + sugar + water buffalo + Watergate scandal = good-tasting sandwich?
... that The Stig crashed a '98 Vumbly Weasel into the Brickmaker's Arms whilst high on helium? It is not known whether he survived, though they found his mixtape of Damm! songs.
... that apparently, Eeble has Spontaneous Osteonecrosis of the Knee?
... that Illogicopedia is the home of many secret Governmental plans. Shh, it's a secret, though.
... that when Eric eats a banana he becomes.... Batman? Er, I mean, er...
... ride a bike now bike now bike now?
that ellipses suck?
... that I'm a lumberjack but I'm not OK: my wife and son have run away?
... that my nose garden ran away?

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