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...that know you did?
...that bean sprouts are an important source of sea lard?
...that I can do this, I'm a trained professional?
...that a comment on the article The Mahavishnu Orchestra is completely irrelevant?
...that the extremely breakable glass animals are extremely breakable?
...that yeast rhymes with geest?
...that Vanilla Ice was never irritated by the gang of crack-addicted bikers living in his pool house?
...that some listeners of heavy metal have three arms and are expert doily seamsters/seamstresses?
...that the chances of being assaulted by a cracker increase exponentially as a function of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer?
...that the Ministry of Mustard is the secret cabal that administers Obamacare?
...that unsolicited flea infestations can bring on arf arf?
...that Saffle is unpronounceable and unGoogleable?
...about the Gengar creeping up behind you?
...that the Illogibile has not sold another copy!
...that you can substitute turtle wax for pureed ginger when baking gorilla cookies?
...that in New Jersey, Mormons can refinance their primary place of residence at 0/43%?
...that sometimes, reading a new article can result in changes to mentation, which can, upon reflection, cause one to reevaluate one's relative place in Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs?
...that Salmon are made of fish!
...that swanky boutiques simply exist to perpetuate the myth that Carlos Santana is a competent guitarist, irregardless of nettles?
...that I can recite pi to 17 gooseberries?
...that repeating the mantra A report about reports about reports that recommends the preparation of a report about the report about reports about reports can have an adverse effect on one's social life?
...that one baby is roughly equivalent to twice the love?
...that caressing the anus of a living spaceship is less effective than homeopathy?
...that Febtober is Awareness Awareness Month?
...that the universe is 25% helium? No, seriously! Cranky Kong said so!
...that Blueberry Pie was an accidental and mysterious premonition?
...that Ian Curtis was the first to perform the Harlem Shake?
...that Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth, was recently hired by Illogicopedia to kill Roberto?
...that most of our foreign intelligence agencies time and resources are actually spent keeping tabs on the small, nuclear-armed, ideologically-challenged dictatorship of Berzerkistan?
...that Princess Starglo sometimes visits Illogicopedia for tea and crumpets?
...that Concentration Camps are popping up all over the world?
...that the terminal velocity of your pet cat is 40mph?
...that While Watching The Feast of Alvis or Why I Am Not Alvian?
...that we delete facts and sense on Illogicopedia?
...that Elvis Presley was a truck in his previous career?
...that some people were taking 04/01/2013 WAAAAAY too far?
...that every time is taco time?
...that there's a page for the location of your missing vodka?
...Why Mormons Write The Most Kickass Science Fiction Ever?
...that Anonymous Alcoholics can help you stop being anonymous?
...that surgery is a complifination?
...that sticking a potato in your ear and counting to 10 is punishable by death in all 52 states?
...how to play Monopoly: Afterlife Edition?
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????
...The "Muffin Man"?
...that one and one, you and me, adds up to, less than three?
...that I AM THE BEST?
...that TV Forms is a version of Tvtropes based on Plato's theory of Forms?
...that the dog is out, the door is open, the heat is off?
...that huh?
...that only a malignant narcissist would write "Placebo jellyfish"?
...that I can't see Jay, the DJ, because he she may be secretly a ninja?
...that another bot-generated chunk of absurdity apropos to Illogicopedia's mission has made it's way to IllogiBlog , and was deemed an adequate article one of our bat shit crazy users?
...that AutoTune is more popular than Esperanto?
...that some people can't reach across far enough to touch the pie?
...that the three muskoxen are responsible for half the driving fatalities in England?
...that as you sew, so shall you Queen Victoria?
...that Oh Muffin Crumbs, Oh Muffin Crumbs is the official Christmas Carol of Illogicopedia?
...that nobody knows the Ann Coulter I've seen? Nobody knows like me?
...that nobody thought Synchrological events in the night were worth mentioning?
...that Post-traumatic-leprechaun-syndrome is only contagious on Tuesdays?
...that Dr. Steinman will see you now?
...that Hip Hop belief systems ultimately collapse?
...that I'm getting attacked by rainbows!? HELP!!
...that participating in this web site can make you a Master of Procrastination?
...that a little faith is too much to ask?
...that you can't just ''wtf?" for no reason?
...that acrimony is the pith of the blowhard?
...that you can save time preparing your Thanksgiving turkey using a juicer and a Paganini press?
...that Thanksgiving was invented by Donald Trump in response to "the border problem"?
...that the reason you can't remember your dreams is because your brain gave up on trying to make sense of them?
...that yoz is ambiguous, at best?
...that the voice in your head... not that one, the other one?
...that ill-fitting foil hats are one sign that the gardener keeps a basilisk battologist?
...that terrorist-president Obama Bin Laden has just struck again?
...that Mongolian barbecue in Cleveland? No kidding?
...that George Washingmachine was a revolutionary American home appliance?
...that baseless claims against Political Science have surfaced once more in Gdansk?
Did you know that our
whole haiku article is
written in haiku?
...that this article doesn't have any categories?
...that Richard Dawkins is actually a cult leader?
...that in some parallel universe, other things happen?
...that Zoroastrianism is to Bokononism as Sausages are to Biscuits?
...that God is so beyond mere existence, that indeed He does not have to exist to exist?
...that the 2009 film The Green Problem was produced, directed, written, filmed and performed by a team of thirteen mongooses known as the Auspicious Three?
...that poety can help alleviate minstrel cramps?
...that no news is good news?
...that Albert Matthew Yankovic aka Weird Al is actually a famous gourmet chef?
...that Guitar Hero: Thick as a Brick recently got Jethro Tull's Thick as a Brick 2 added as downloadable content?
...that swivel-lipped anaphylaxis Brim-full Subside contraption is neither here nor there?
...that Articles with really long titular titles and lots of redundancy in their titles and got some not good grammar too generally tend to lean towards being a great disappointment, especially if you're like me, and you have this thing about run-on sentences, not reading them but writing them, in your articles anyway, and so this inevitably leads to an article with a title so awfully long and, let's face it, why should you even read the whole thing? I mean, the title itself is probably longer than the article itself, per se... oh, all those stupid Latin quotes and references too, like it makes me a smarty-nerd type or something, like I don't have enough problems with my image for God's sake... I mean, really, you wouldn't want to be on the end of the scalliwag, in any and perhaps all cases, that... might just be worth a peek at, so to speak, per se?
...that you can use your frequent flyer miles to take Aikido lessons in Turkey?
...that the munchies are a frequent side-effect of Viagra?
...that your enemy can be defeated by turning their flatulence against them, using Aikido?
...that Attila the hun was sympathetic to Bonnie Prince Redondo?
...that House Plantagenet never attempted bake and wake?
...that the monkey fell out of the tree?
...that the chicken crossed the road?
...that Francis E. Dec was a prophetic savant who ruthlessly messiahed a cult of one?
...that the crux of the biscuit is the Trained Parroting Puppet Assassins?
...that Hangman-rope Underling made sense last night?
...that everybody loves Grunteloons?
...that before Atlantis disappeared beneath the waves, lobster based programming was the paradigm du jour?
...that They drive to work using speed dial, but they're still hungry?
...that Provolone cheese, hot peppers and brown mustard on a bulky roll, please?
...that Mongol hordes stripped the Caucasus of zebu?
...that some implications of sniffing fairy dust include gradual memory loss and in some cases... sleep floating?
...that's gangsta, son?
...that preaching to the choir is a lost art?
...that a smack to the head is worth two in the bush?
...that frontally installed hurling brackets will never accumulate more than BibbStepp195?
...that when you breathe a pineapple into your stomach - your liver hich-hikes to your stomach to decomepose the pineapple?
...that when judges try cases, they always wear their bench briefs?
...that pointlessness is next to Godlessness?

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