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...that if a nuke went off, your PC would be, quite frankly, fecked?
...that Nerd42 is leaving Illogicopedia, never to return?
- ...or was it weaving?
...Rebecca Black make Bob Dylan look bad?
...that Owl Pellets are the foundation for the owl pellet based economy?
...that Newfags STILL can't Triforce?
...that Illogicopedia (reality show) will not be carried by the BBC?
...that there is a real animal called a Fanglus Snafferdoous?
- ...that literally anything can be misinterpreted and overanalyzed, including this statement?
...thot Nock Clogg os o Brotosh polotocoon ?
...thet it's' later then hu think?
...that your brother is into Vomit Porn?
...that Everything is British apart from America, hamburgers, Rwandan quiche farmers, kangaroos, large holes in the ozone layer and nice shirts?
...that the original Roman Triumvirate was composed of Neil deGrasse-Tyson, Frank Zappa and Paul Prudhomme?
...that retractable goom java respects no man?
...that FDR is the worst article ever?
...that toroidal fungus, breathtakingly.
...that this is something else entirely?
...that you can now buy billions of FNOR Gates on waitressing tips?
...that understanding Draddlegnoss will put your soul in danger?
...that someone hath left half a pizza in my fridge... AGAIN?!??!
...that there ain't no party like an S club party?
...that when frogs cry they rehydrate themselves?
...that the square root of your mum is lollercopter?
...that the Pope has a foetal infection on his elbow?
...that you have an Appalachian Man Frog living in your closet?
...that Gaggle of Raptors, or Rabbit Rape?
...that current affairs are not always as they appear?
...that no black holes can be found in the Marianas Trench?
...that Not nickel-cadmium comes in bunches?
...that I lived in a dark room for 20 years?
...that Smell?
...that Greek philosopher Psychopathes was African-American?
...that only the darkest souls from the worst pockets of hell would... decorate?
...that you only think you're funnier when you smoke that stuff?
...dead people cannot comb their own hair?
...that your kid took a taser to school for show and tell?
...that Huggles are responsible for the death of your firstborn?
...that I need sleep? I guess I should just sleep more...
...that I actually forgot the DYK fact I was gonna put here?
...that the world is made of muffins? I know it is so, for I built a model of the world. The model was made of muffins, so surely the world must be as well.
...the systematic genocide of grass by human feet has proved unsuccessful?
...microwaving a microwave within a microwave is a stupid idea and should never have been attempted?
...know you did?
...lurg luuurg luurg luuuurg, luuurg lurg?
...guns don't kill people, contagious hemophiliac babies do?
...that I've got a load in my pants?
...that I'm not supposed to be in here and, in fact, got lost and don't even know where I am?
...cutting onions with a woodchipper is largely ineffective?
...that when an avalanche sneezes it goes even faster?
...that to get the best fruit you have to pick from the very top of the tree?
...that somewhere else is in fact nowhere?
...lifting weights makes the earth temporarily lighter?
...cow flatulence is largely responsible for the creeping shortage of agricultural labour?
...that Christmas is hazardous to your health?
...that Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear?
...every year, 1,034 people die of insantaty?
...that 4 out of 15 flukes are due to serendipity?
...that in France, they poo-poo standing up?
...a mustache once owned by Frank Zappa was discovered in Hittite ruins?
...that Adult Swim has a warrant for your arrest?
...that Dimension 18 is mostly unexplored?
...that The Holy Eye Of Kaizum is upon you?
...that the Thylacine is something elks entirely?
...that the turtles are singing about new cartoons again?
...that the Uncyclopedians are invading... again?
...that only suckers pay it forward?
...that some people are pussies, and others walk it off?
...that your cat is in danger?
...that Panpolynomialism is gaining in popularity among Scots?
...that Senator Larry Craig is being sued for alpacamony?
...that this has no chance of winning WAE?
...that flying hippos are eating my insides?
...that we know where you live, and will steal your flanceing trophy?
...that BING!?
...that it is best not to stand on the edge of the world?
...that traveling east to west can get you down?
...that "goblins in the north, yaks in the south" were General Custers last words?
...that I have some idea wants you dead?
...Quat Qaut?
...that Mormons run the world shadow government?
...Enormous Fanged Hams are here to stay?
...any random moron can get an American university degree?
...that reading Illogicopedia is 1.7 times more a waste of time than asking directions from a stoner?
...that Roberto hates you all?
...that by royal decree, Bat fuck thought experiments are banned in Denmark?
...that even if you have a Mastodon license, you still can't drive it on the streets?
...that politics and mastodons make strange bedfellows?
...that there are catwomen on the moon?
...that The Origins Of Man does not mention the Flying Spaghetti Monster, even once?
...that things can be first or fifth?
...that Rancid Bacon Inhalation Therapy № 17 now comes in a roll-on?
...that I broke into your house, was disappointed by the disturbing lack of cheesecake, and am now hiding in your closet with a meatfork?
...that cackling penance must be performed by homosexuals for readmittance into the Catholic Church?
...that you are not reading the Illogicopedia, but rather the Huffington Post?
...that Dadar was not invented by the Chinese?
...that She will mess you up?
...that Abraham Lincoln wasn't actually honest, but hypnotized?
...that the Founding Fathers never had a chance for that sweet, sweet butt?
...that reading is an effective form of birth control? Have you read a book lately?
...that recent events in the Middle East have led to belching hyenas?
...that Panflotsam is the newest hot craze?

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