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...that Homesick for Dis will never make Billboard's Top 100?
...that there's a floating Pi knuckle game upstairs?
...that there are games that are dying, and you can save them?
...that John Romero and William Shatner may in fact be the same person?
...that even now, weasels ripped my flesh?
...that there are enchiladas in my socks?
...that "Nuke The Hamptons" is just a figure of speech?
...that before the Greeks invented Cadillac Jesus, there were no mobile phones in Tunisia?
...that wrowbawttzq lingers effortlessly?
...that you, your children, their children, their children, and even Microsoft will never be able to repay the U.S. National Debt and will be forced to learn Mandarin?
...that if you can recite Principia Mathematica in Hungarian from memory, you might be a Zimizmist?
...that buckets of Yoz?
...that there are some things which are just profoundly stupid?
...that cage-fighting Camelids is immoral and peanut flavored?
...that you may have multiple personalities?
...that you can be arrested for Pancake Chicken?
...that socialism took roots on January 4, 1995?
...that Herman Cain raised 52 Pikachu in his younger years?
...that New Year's Eve celebrations in Torquay typically involve 4 hours of curtain-related nefariousness?
...that cow's milk is naturally red, but vanilla ice cream is added to make it look white?
...that, due to the evil tyranny of Hitler Claus and his wretched minions, ☃ Christmas in all its insanity has been cancelled for the duration of the war?
...that neutral observers predict Christmas will not be re-instated until the long-awaited Second Coming of Christ?
...that Back in my day, we used to have REAL gameplay... We didn't have any of this fancy 3D stuff?
...that girls are evil?
...that our sources recently discovered a letter from the desk of YouTube, LLC.?
...that Ameriwiki opps diddly diddly daddly?
...that Herman Cain will seek the Officious of the Promiscuous of the United Steaks of Amerika?
...that my helicopter is full of eels?
...that Lewis Carroll was reincarnated as C. S. Lewis in 1898?
...that part of a telephone conversation was overheard?
...that you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant?
...that your FACE is like an advertisement for DEATH!
...that deceit is where honest people sit?
...that Vandals don't like holepunches?
...that a popular politician was caught picking his nose in public?
...that the Week Force is strong in this one?
...that in Soviet Russia, Chicken Force is green?
...that a baby gorilla ate my homework?
...that you can explain Catholicism using Magnetic chickens?
...that Big Brrother is back, and this time, he's black?
...that it's not always the best idea' to write an article just for the sake of bringing up the article count?
...that his little feet got strong and flexible, as they let the ponies back in?
...that Nyan cat has gotten more searched than Justin Beiber in the past year?
...that siblings are sequels in human form?
...that Hell-spawned bat-gorillas are entering medical schools in record numbers this year?
...that everybody needs a good Squirrel Lambast?
...that Zulch has no equal?
...that there are now, in the IllogiZoo, a kitchen zebras? And that they taste funny?
...that there is a white rabbit redux?
...that Gruntled (disambiguation) is hardly disambiguous?
...that a love letter from Dan the Hedgehog to Ezri Dax was recently found in the vaults of the Illogic Poem Book?
...that today is Internetitary Type Like A Pirate Day?
...that J. Wellington Wimpy ain't gonna pay you back next Tuesday?
...that Winnebagos will turn on you, eventually?
... that Eleanor Roosevelt had a Complex number complex?
...that this bears repitition?
...that I'm masturbating?
- ...that i'm still masturbating?
...that it's hard tellin', not knowin'?
...that if you convert to the Bahá'í Faith, you get a free set of 6 bier steins?
...that milk is good for the bones?
...that 2.12 ariskti?
...that Black and Silver (condensed cheese product) will give you super powers?
...that my dog has super powers?
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...that if you want a Conservative quagmire to defeat Nobama in 2012, Mitt Romney is da man!
...that if you're looking for help, you may be in for a dissappointment?
...that the original quote during the Charge of the Light Bridgade was, "once more into the Illogic Gate, me hearties"!?
...that the default procedure for priming a cacciatore pump is to use Received Pronunciation (RP)?
...that you can't find any good Fossil fuel any more?
...that the Burger Stand Argument argument against the existence of God is irrefutable?
...that God talks to George Bush and me?
...that the world's first video game was the 18th century classic, Grand Theft Carriage?
...that you need a drink?
...that The Extrusion of Crinkled Mayonnaise: A Documentary stars Roger Moore?
...that you should vote for Rick Parry?
...that Wazgul is gay?
...that Illogicopedia's official position on Turtles is open to interpretation?
...that the word "no" can be used as a verb? (as in "Did You No?")
...that Illogico3dia is Illogicopedia in 3D?
...that Mavis Beacon Bitches About Typing?
...that Grammar Nazis and Mispelling Communasts are evil evil people who hate America?
...that Sandwich Demons show up at the strangest places?
...that the Iron Age was named after Amerigo Vespucci?
...that you need to get religion?
...that Yetiism is almost exactly like fantasy football?
...that Rush did not record Porcelain Theocracies because it's too dangerous?
...that Jimmy Wales runs Wankipedia, the free porn uncyclopedia?
...that Turtle bacon must be crisped on an electric griddle only on obscure Tuesdays, according to Nooniepuubunny?
...nay broth nay ab schnook?
...that I don't actually have anything to add; I'm just editing this for the sake of editing it?
...that know-nothings don't know much?
...that paintings by Anonymous Bosch are members of a null set?
...that thousands of frivolous wrongful monkey suits are filed in Finland every day?
...that I FART IN YER GENERAL DIRECTION?
- ...that YER MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YER FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES?
...that Noun Verber verbs adjective nouns adverbly?
...that what you don't know about the Solar system would fill the Solar system?
...that Phil is the Nicest Guy in Hell?
...that Uncyclopedians are still roasting articles from Forest Fire Week ?
...that medium to large quantities of rye liquor is good for you?
...that I am not a number, I am a free man?
...that Jesus says, "Don't tell me what to do!"?
...that the latest chapter of the Sonic fancomic Pros and Cons has been released?
...that for the low, low price of 3 dollars US, you too could become Overmeh?
...that this is bullshit?
...that History won't necessarily always be what it was once upon a time?
...that the funny too simple and without big words for foreigns and dumb blondes can be found on Simple English Uncyclopedia?
...that you shouldn't mess with teh Ultimate Admin?
...that bread is the stuff that comes out of dead sites? But don't cite me on that, because that would be insightful!
...that I'm gunna kill you facially?
...that G-Dub is responsible for the death of Afghanistan?
...that Glenn Beck says that Islam is evil because Mormons are the chosen ones?
...that High school girls are the primary consumers of gum and mass media sewage?
...that you might be a member of the Eh? Society?
...that Aldous Huxley once quoted the Bible while peeing himself?
...that donations are not rolling in for the Citizendium?
...that Elvis faked his death sometime in the past?
...that I just had an insight that led me to believe in frog gods?
...that an interrupting cow can often be a real pain in thMOO!
...that C. S. Lewis is more popular than The Beatles?
...that Dick Cheney will seek the Republican Party's nomination for President in 2012?
...that the Justice Heroes of America, lame replacement of the Justice League, lost their jobs in the recession?
...that the grilled banana was invented by Lisa Gleave?
...that Daniel Craig will no longer disgrace the role of James Bond and will leave that to Will Smith?
...that economic ratings are left to the standard and poor?
...that The Video Game Wars are still raging?
...that homeskolling is confirmed to eradicate liberalism, according to Andrew Schlafly? Give it up, liberals!
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...that ping-pong spelled backwards is "gnop-gnip"?
...that we're selling Men's Suits for up to 75% off?
...that Goggling the word Stabatorium will get you nowhere fast?
- ...that we took a stab at it?
...that Tails is manlier than you?

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