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...that there's a war going on out there, somewhere, and Andre isn't here?
...that Aisha is allergic to shellfish and patent leather?
...that that?
...that the Constitution of the United States is a VERY GOOD THING?
...watching Kenny Everett feels like an all-drug trip or something?
...that on Thursday, it’s idiot all the way down.
...that burritos are mostly made out of cement and skin?
...that you probably can't take the derivative of a mouse?
...that Dot Matrix (from the movie Spaceballs) is my waifu?
~~...of what poll be is?~~
...that I will have come back to my house and get the stuff out of the way to my car so I’m gonna is your name on the time of that day you have to be careful about it because you’re going through it all over your phone so you don’t want it?
...that accordion to 0 people, you didn't notice that you read the name of an instrument?
...that yo mama is scary?
...that the Main Page is only visible if you're logged in; otherwise it gets an IERR and nobody knows how to fix it?
...that as of the time this sentence was added, we'll only have to wait 49 days for our lord and savior Kirby to once again descend from the heavens?
IT IS 2 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT
...about the New Funky Mode?
...de whey?
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!
...yo!
...that we won't stand for anything!?
...that yohimbe is the mother of invention?
...that we all strive for treedom, but never get it?
...that Another 5,000 edits are ready to launch?
...that the Main Page was kind of not working for a second there?
...About This guy?
...HA.
...that is awesome and Zagillig worthy?
...that a deep discussion of Being and Nothingness is a sure way to make women horny? Or that... slam poetry renditions of the works of William Shakespeare makes men equally horny?
...that cigarettes contain guava juice, so that your insides get zooglish, spicy, and slightly groarnge?
...that, watch out, there's gonna be a Blackout?
...that Neon is dangerous when ingested? It causes you to start advertising pizza.
...that even the toddler on the bike knows how many bottles of beer are on the wall?
...that some words mean exactly what they sound like?
...that picking up the pieces is a crime in South Georgia, and doing this gets you sent to Coffin Top Mountain? (It's a real place. Look it up.)
...that smartphones may disrupt local energy fields with special quanta adapters?
...that I haven't edited this for a long time?
...that you are a cinema, and there is no party in Pernickety's car?
...that Homo Vespertilio Irrumabo Insanius genetics run strong in Mike Tyson?
...that when the pineapple pops out, you should kill it?
...that I need sleep?
...that Hakuna Matata!?
...that THE END IS NIGH!
...that I am completely bat fork insane?
...that fanged tofu attacks are up this year in Colorado, New Mexico and Utah?
...that irradiating snarfles during Lent with cheesyium makes cats nervous?
...that IllogiLabs is going to mine Cheesium on the Moon?
...that we Still haven't traveled to vapourwave yet?
- ...that we did, last year?
...that Illogicopedia has its younch redacted?
...that it's time to be serious, because today is Missing Persons Day?
...that my teetering bulb of dread and dream is quantum entangled with a wood pile in Okinawa?
...that the beef curtains is the premier cabaret stage this side of turkey.
...that you did know?
...that Nausea could be your undoing? Literally. It could undo you.
...that your chair may or may not be a living thing?
...that I'm writing, so I'd better get baked?
...that Logicium makes plutonium look like orange juice?
...that there's no i in Nuckelfläschchen?
...that I had a live bat shoved down the back of my pants all day?
...that?
...that Marco polo Strap on fight... must have been conceived by an evil genius?
...that someone had the temerity to write Bat fuck insane?
...that you should not go on Wikinet?
...that quantum psychodynamics is bat fuck matter over bat fuck mind?
...that 🦇 is a load-bearing propeller?
...that the future of Western civilization hinges on Aqua Teen Hunger Force?
...that Bat Fuck Bat Fuck...?
...that Hellmo works for Space Satan?
...that gobshite emulation, once the province of the proud emu, is is predicted by some to be the de facto interface from politicians to constituents by 2021?
...das da ich bin dein Geheimeschmutz?
...that 17% of Illogicopedia's content is contains 2.889 or more instances of bat fuck logic?
...that Damask piping is fundamental to the all aroundedness of the universe?
...that Judy Garland never actually met anyone in St. Louis?
...I don't know anymore...
...~~that Felis Lupis would like/probably wants the spotlight off him by April?~~
...~~seriously, stop. I already have enough problems. An ego won't help.~~
...that Jimi Hendrix wrote the forward to A Capella Too Far , Geheimeschmutz dedicated the novella to an opossum he met while hiking the Appalachian Trail?
...that a Frunobulaxial manifestation is taking place right under your nose?
...that a hankering for a hunk of Hypermodular Postcambriansm can be an early sign of fallopian elbow?
...that somnambulant foraging can result in Subseraphic Hypostatis?
...that Satan is making inroads at Illogicopedia, first with Cranky Pants Satan, then with cuddly Satan Bunny?
...that there's a Wikipedia article titled Whaam!?
...that no one expects The Pool Shark!?
...v unir na bp gung ybbxf fhfcvpvbhfyl yvxr jbaqre jbzna rkprcg zber navzr, jung qb v qb
...that the voice actor playing King Flippy Nips was the zoo director on "The Mighty Boosh"?
...that Echidna's Oort is recommended by purveyors of propane and propane accessories?
...that nobody expects Alien Mermaid Jesus?
...that you juST WON TEN MILLION DOLLARS CLICK HERE TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE TOTALLY NOT A VIRUS TRUST ME I'M A DOLPHIN
...that in order to win, one must do it bigly?
...the World's Longest Prison Sentence?
...phalanx vidja geam?
...that U2 can be a pompous, self-important bunghole, if only you try?
...that you too have the right not to exist?
...that I am a melon?
...FIYA EMBULL?!!?
...that turkey paladins can predict earthquakes?
...that no conversation is safe from so desu ne?
...um... yeah, I give up.
...that Nebby might've gotten in the bag?
...wait, what?
...Wherefores r teh laydeez?
...why we stopped the car?
...that men look manlier when they need to go the bathroom?
...that you're gonna need a good lawyer if you give your girlfriend a swift love kick to the chest?
...that seafood cake won't give you any benefits?
...that rising Shepard tone is the hot new jam?
...that I wish people would stop saying 'it's all in the mind'?
...that Drawception D got a hot date recently?
...THAT NEBBY STELL WUN'T GET EN THE FOCKEN BAG!?
...that reagent flux Snarglefoopiness doesn't cut it as an excuse for tardiness?
...that the Alaskan Separatist Movement has adopted the grinder as its official sandwich?
...that O Canada can be sung to the tune of O Christmas Tree if preferred?
...that the Voice in my head thinks farts are funny?
...that Australians can watch RTT live, but most choose to watch it on TV because the tickets are so expensive?
...that Liberty Mutual Group's president is a former sign-spinner?
...that the Pope in the year 2600 will be an atheist?
...that television still rules the nation?
...that I raq out of ideas for Did You Know this segment?
...GET IN DA FOCKEN BAG NEBBY
...that a meme helped someone recover from cancer?
...that this mailbox is mine, and this triagonal sign?
...that this town is quite a dangerous place to be due to its abundance of mines and triangles?
...GET IN THE BAG, NEBBY, OR I WILL MURDER YOU WITH MY OWN FINGERNAILS!
...that the Bhutanese passport is a passport of Bhutan?
...that Bush did the Moon landing, the Illuminati faked 9/11, White Star Line killed Harambe the Gorilla, and the Cincinnati Zoo sank the Titanic?
...that Stranger Things have happened, both before and after noon?
...that there's a new mental disorder in town:Scatoaifnidiastikepithesiphobia?
...that VIIIIIIIVAAAAAAA!!!
...that the world has been flushed down the drain.
...that Kim Gordon is secretly planning to kill Thurston Moore as revenge?
...that Isaac Asimov invented robot rape?
...the Tunguska Event was God vomiting?
...that nobody likes being carpet bombed?
...that a Welshman named Merlin held his breath when he slept?
...that pelicans eat other birds? Yeah, pelicans are dicks, guys.
...that a definitive list of the greatest songs ever probably has Bohemian Rhapsody somewhere in the top 10?
...the person peering in your window (right now!) is a regular contributor to Illogicopedia?
...the giant slugs at the end of the valley are worshiped?
...the thorax is preying upon your next blank cheque for Crustmas?
...that the tidings are high, but I'm holding on, I'm gonna be your associate?
...that St. Louis is not a parabola itself, but it has one?
...that Theresa May has continuously arisen for the past 59 years?
...that yes, seriously?
...that Pie does not taste like pie?
...that Theism is the product of a stateless society fuelled by Gemini-hate?
...that I agree?
...that I am trying to avoid edit warring?
...that o slot waddup here comes dat otha boi?
...that Felis Lupis ≠ Supastarrio?
...that Supastarrio is best YouTuber?
...that this section desperately needs more randomness?
...that I was joking, and what is defined as "best" is only a matter of opinion?
...that #TeamPopplio is best team?
...that only slightly more people say Rowlet is their favorite compared to Litten?
...that XY007 edited the fact-joke-thingie two down in order to mention Litten?
...that BANANA?!!??!!??!!??!!?
...that the starters for Pokémon Sun and Moon have been announced, and now it's nearly impossible to avoid spoilers ~~LITTEN!!!!~~ Oh wait... what?
...that Arthur is a water-dog?
...that... that... PANIC?
...that bees like flowers, so if you give a girl some flowers and she likes them, it's actually a swarm of bees in disguise?
...that Issara has defeated her enemies with weaponized dog farts on three occasions?
...that another name rejected for the UK research vessel was Moose Boobies?
...that Foals are more likely to steal your virginity than a narcotically intoxicated shark from Uranus?
...that Gamma Goo From Planet Nine was the lowest-earning film in cinematic history, with a box office total of 1.5 boxed mandrakes?
...that during a hiatus of festooneries during Shark Week, Hypostatic Precambrianism briefly reared it's Communist Mafioso in boisterous fashion?
...that a joke that is necessarily ethnic isn't necessarily offensive?
...that the joke about the piece of trivia below is that it is not a joke and I don't know why I'm bothering to let you know?
...that on April 1st of 2016, several webcomics posted pretty much the exact same thing?
...that Sentence is a mole, please?
...that Amir P. Hetamine has been sober his whole life?
...that... Um... See that hole?
...that swimmingly in black deuterium is unfair to the goat?
...that Anne Article. Not A N article, but Anne Article?
...that Nicolas Cage ate an entire three story chimney while on the set of "Please Stop Sniffing Me; You're Making Me Uncomfortable", a melodrama based on the life of a failed poet who had 17 extra nipples, and 4 pairs of eyebrows?
...that tsunamis cannot be prevented by anthropology?
...that anyway has been returned through the portal?
...that goats and houseflies are equally boring mascots?
...that Lebanese twat dodgers never have frogs on the Sabbath?
...that people die if they are killed?
...that daily application of Vicks VapoRub can turn you into Picasso with a string?
...that Roberto hacked into Illogicopedia?
...that it's 2016?
...that Nine Inch Nails redirects you to the metric system?
...that Joseph Stalin was sacked as a web developer because he would do nothing other than purge pages?
...that North Korea's national dish is nothing?
...that some idiot in Nevada tried to load her shotgun with Meringue?
...that The Rind of the Ancient Marinade is revisionist propaganda?
...that the Scat Man can win a game of truth or dare?
...that with every falling leaf and snapping twig, murder becomes 10^58 times more prevalent?
...that spinge is our least popular flavour?
...that bitcoin is the work of a witch from the 161st century?
...that these benches are pretty strong, but not as strong as your face, apparently?
...that the mysteries of the universe contain one Illogical Fallacy and six Logical Fallacies?
...that Billy is not a mountain of crack, nor is Ethel just a tree?
...that Ender's Game was a Google Glitch on a rampage?
...that it is not currently asshole at midnight?
...that Illogicopedia smells. The source of the smell, remains an unsolved mystery. Illogicopedian Scientists conclude it's all a bit fishy. You might wanna get that checked out love.
...that White Castle is good for home insecurity?
...that anything is possible when you eins zwei drei vier?
...that all's not fair use, and this is a candy floss stand?
...that I knew you were Trogdor when you walked in?
...that Appeal to the Force is a logical fallacy?
...that mind reading witches are on the prowl?
...that no house was ever constructed by Affirming The Consequent?
...that Barack Obama has moose spies watching Sarah Palin?
...that Past Frenzies are fodder for Present Tenseness?
...that when push comes to shove, Proof By Assertion always wins the day?
...that Dihydrogen monoxide is totally metal?
...that many well-known fractals contain hidden easter eggs? Just like DVDs!
...that breakdancing can result in actual breakages?
...that Theodor Adorno is a Mirror Universe clone of Francis E Dec?
...that Infinity-1 is an insane number in Crazy Mathematics?
...that participants in the Bowl of Steam could receive a banjo, a shrub shaped like a banjo, or even an unripe melon?
...that flippity floppity floop?
...that as the wind howls, √ 0 inhabits the folds between the strings?
...that Adolf Hitler quotes are a good source of vitamin D?
...that before attending the IllogiVersity, Illogicopedian childrens are enrolled in Crazy School to learn about epic poems?
...that late capitalism has been confused with "I 8 capitalism"?
...that Batmoose is rising, and all will be meet?
...that I am lying?
...that PaÃiii!?
...that the crowd will go wild for Bohemian Jellybean?
...that your new French neighbor living across the street from you is likely to be a snob?
...that Mormon film is a film genre notable for it's use of string-heavy orchestration combined with a calm, reflective male voiceover put through a strong reverb effect?
...that Subtitles is the official national language of Foreign?
...that thump results in bump?
...that Are you a polar bear? won no awards at the Stump Grudge Film Festival?
...that a young man with mild head injuries recently gave his opinion on the towering, almighty, revered, century old cactus of doom?
...that Nichola Tesla's last words were, "Are you a polar bear?‎‎?
...that the United Nations passed a resolution requiring that all floors have good gwipshon, yo?
...that Nero actually played an air guitar solo while Rome burned?
...that it smells funny in here?
...that Lord Kelvin almost choked to death on a Linux mint?
...that if Illogicopedia makes you so bat shit crazy that you must excape, just hit The Buzzer?
...that Lord Quinoa is 4' 7" tall?
...that many Vajrayana Buddhists fear the Mountain God Spookytubesock‎‎?
...that if you get hammered enough, the gruss vibrates?
...that once a doge, always a doge?
...that the song "The Final Countdown" is a coded message to aliens called BOOBLYFISH?
...that A Shot of Espresso Poured into Abraham Lincoln's Hat?
...that Animoose is watching you right now?
...that psychics are Stupiddupidupidpididd?
...that Bones K. McMillington is allergic to shellfish?
...that the best tube sock is the Spookytubesock?
...that IM SEXY AND YOUR JELLY?
...that Dolly the Llama is a Buddhist llama who lives in Tibet?
...will the Real Slim Shady please stand up?
...that Invader Zim is comfortable recommending animoose?
...that Skullcandy is not candy for your skull, nor candy made out of skulls (so disappointed), but a lobotomy using candied utensils?
...that J. R. R. Tolkien was a carnivore?
...that Fog the carousel, the belching melon horde approaches!?
...that Elemental Melons‎ are the official currency of Uzbekistan?
...that something something about a clock and something scenes something?
...that Shakespeare wants his ass kicked?
...that I am editing high?
...that Vladimir Putin was trained as a bomb sniffing dog?
...that there's a volcano in Anne Elk's garden?
...that Ataturk and 'atta boy are not interchangeable?
...that the most asked question during the 100 Years War was "What's that smell"?
...that I rule you!?
...that we love the Chosen One, loving Him is so much fun?
...that your woes provide the mechanism for cylidrical reasoning?
...that internecine warfare resulted in arf?
...that Pizza Warhol must not stand?!?!
...that cinnamon garages cloak thumbs otherwise devoid of all obfuscation?
...that Google is hiring for the position of Windschutzscheibenwischerreparaturwerkstattdirektor?
...that Donald Trump's guitar wants to burn your daddy?
...that Beth Behrs' guitar wants to kill your mama?
...that 45% of contestants on this year's MasterChef: Colosseum couldn't make it past the Great Hall of Utensils?
...that preparing for the Apocalypse can be fun?
...that a Model ID-10t Robot is the current host of Good Morning Illogicopedia?
...that a Minion can be destroyed?
...that No cheese! Kein Käse! لا الجبن! Sin queso! Pas de fromage! 何のチーズません！No juustu! קיין קעז! Walang keso! δεν τυρί! нет сыра! לא גבינה! पनीर नहीं! 没有奶酪!?
...that as Dada goes, Not an article has no bearing on balls?
...that bumpy wenches bent faster astonished creoles?

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