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...that this is a link?
...that putting a computer on Illogicopedia through a Banana portal will create a portal to IllogiLand?
...that Pete Townshend started the Deodorant Revolution?
...that the mangled shepherd surely weeps?
...that an infobabe is a female who appears on television to provide news and boobs?
...that Anonymousism is required to be bilingual in Quebec?
...that this statement is false?
...that Elvis bought an Atari right before he set off to die in the captains quarters?
...that Tom Nook can sell ice to an ice machine?
...that the enemy's gate is down?
...that as of 2007, one in fifty doctor's appointments resulted in performing an emergency carrot-ectomy?
...that today you have to display your passport to view the Sofa?
...that today be Internetitary Type Like A Pirate Day? Surrender yer booty!!
...that your soul will be in mortal peril if you dont join BOINC on bananaz?
...that you must construct additional Pylons?
...that I have forgotten my umbrella?
...that LINUX IS FOR FAGGOTS?
...that today we have some guests whose wonderful collections were collected collectively?
...that the meticulous are usually Germanese?
...that Phruunimbir the Picofarad stalks your dreams?
...that sightings and smellings of lethal X-14 have been reported?
...that colors can be heard on the audible spectrum of the Musical Rainbow?
- ...like Ear Skittles!
...that on the Internet, the NSA knows you're a dog?
...that excitement is proven to increase chances of purple cheese?
...that Double Fanucci is played with a remarkably small and thin deck of 696 cards?
...that The Divine Duct Tape of Jesus was used to repair Jimi Hendrix wah-wah pedal?
...that this site not only has an IllogiMeta, but also an IllogiMetaMeta now?
- ...that the above fact has got to indicate the world's weirdest case of OCD in The History of Ever?
...that The Master of Disguise is widely regarded as the greatest film ever made?
...that while you weren't paying attention, Illogicopedia partnered with Kim Jong-un to create True Korea Illogicopedia?
...that George Hamburg crawled out of his hole and wrote another poem?
...that, because he was indeed.... molasses, 96% of those surveyed would kick Jon Bon Jovi square in the balls?
...that when calling me Daphne doesn't kill me, it only makes me stronger?
...that you are seriously being immature... How Dare You?!
...that the longest word is longer than Longcat?
...that your meticulous next-door neighbour doesn't like the idea of deep cheese massage?
...that Cranch Dressing contains a transcendental number of calories?
...that it is impossible to illogicute while conducting a symphony in Portugal?
...that prolonged exposure to The Dramatic Article can enhance your ability to rock?
...that possession of an incoherent fraction is a felony in Idaho?
...that in your previous life, you were a Subservient Chicken?
...that Ear pirates platt your hair for free money?
...that every time nitrogen causes Robot Chicken?
...that hairballs are classified as a sexually transmitted disease in North Korea?
...that rookie cops often mistake Satan Bunny for applesauce?
...that Crankypants Satan has your number?
...that past the edge of our local group, the wily sexopotomas smokes and listens to opera?
...that metempsychotic solipsism is the chief export of the Grand Duchy of Fenwick?
...that all the popular kids want to know, "Why are ''you'' wearing pants"?
...that isn't isn't a stupid question?
...that Super Intelligent Kangaroos are even more feared than Peri-Apocalyptic Fanged Deli Meats?
...that the lady who gave you the faulty Sleepytime Relaxomagic Vibrating Chair was only trying to be helpful?
...that some people only talk a lot of shit but do nothing?
...that Universe in My Head was written in cranberry juice?
...that Zimizmizmists routinely sing Anh! Fingerpuppet! Anh! Anh! Anh! Anh! Fingerpuppet! as a ritual morning prayer?
...that flish flosh was mispronounced as flish floosh at a fancy cocktail party by Hunter S Thompson?
...that in Soviet Albania, Mobile Extension Feedback mixed with vodka?
...that space monkeys can consume up to 14 sexy anime girls per hour?
...that whenever a lumberjack stomps on a beaver, an angel gets its wings?
...that Illogipets is a wonderful website for children of all ages?
...that Winston Churchill once commissioned a coat made of babies for Fidel Castro on Boxing Day?
...that there's moose blood in the water?
...that as the French Revolution raged, Space Greeks ran a numbers racket in the garment district?
...that Space Rabbit ate yo mamma?
...that GAAAH!?
...that all of the Yorkshire pudding went missing during season two?
...that Mika's keyboard is one of the leading causes of clinical depression?
...that Rimonabant is dangerous, but fun?
...that no opera has ever been composed about the gopher turtle?
...that David Bowie is actually a teletubby?
...that in cases of eminent domain, Extreme Unction can be substituded for Kobe beef?
...that Scouse people go through my garbage?
...that poor little Bumpkins got lost in the canned food aisle?
...that cheese sandwiches have no reproductive organs, yet still lust for fuffy kiffy fuff?
...that it's a cookie for the puppy, fuck the kitties?
...that there is no cabal?
...that all you have to do is fuffy kiffy fuff?
...that demons are living in your pants?
...that North Korea covets our sock cheese?
...that Imaginarytheism is not purely imaginary?
...that discussion of chocolate cake often leads to pencil erasers?
...that at the Born Again Non-Denominational Auto Mile and House of Worship, LGBT patronage is only allowed for Subaru customers?
...that in Romania, meerkats worship Uncle Grampa?
...that a floating crap game almost resulted in a proof of the Riemann Hypothesis?
...that fuh-fuh-fuh-fishes really are phantasms of the sea?
...that your grocery list is of special interest to a joint NSA/MI6 task force charged with rooting out closet monsters?
...that the first subway in America was constructed in Boston in 1844? Passenger cars were pulled by chickenhorses and velociraptors.
...that opera once drove Napoleon to gouge his ears with a melon baller?
...that AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH, will you please stop with those tedious histrionics?!?!
...that in Spain, it is customary to give Velociraptors the right of way?
...that four out of five dentists recommend trousers?
...that many grammer nazis cannot digest apricots?
...that Herman Cain says North Korea said they landed on the Sun?
...that gargoyles do not believe in Salvation through works?
...that Roberto has finally left Illogicopedia.org behind in order to concentrate his efforts on HealthCare.gov?
...that Oscar Wilde was a puppet?

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