Teeney-bop love

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Teeney-bop love is a euphemism for lust invented by Lucifer in the Garden of Eden after Adam and Eve invented sin by eating the Forbidden Fruit. In the modern world, it is characterised by stalking via The Facebook and other such measures in young Ladies and Gentlemen not seeing the light of the Saviour. It inevitably leads to fornication and rejection of the King James Bible in favour of the Satanically inspired breasts or balls of the flesh of the other sinner. It then leads to offspring which in turn leads to more government handouts and Satanic welfare.