Liberal bias in academia

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In high school and college, you are much more likely to pass if your teacher is an old guy and you are a hot blonde female who would look excellent in a bikini.

Liberal bias in academia is rampant. If you criticize Marxism, you fail. Think tax cuts are a good way to stimulate the economy? FAIL!!!

Professors and teachers always put politics before fact and they are always liberal. Conservative teacher? What are you smoking, because I want some! Challenging Friedrich Nietzsche's ideas on nihilism and atheism? Go see your psychiatrist!

Think Obamacare is bad? Detention! Think Bush was a decent man? Suspension! Think co-ed dorms are not a Constitutional right? Expulsion! Disagree with gay marriage? FIND A NEW SCHOOL IN THE SOUTH!

Think Donald Trump will be elected? PRISON! Think Hillary Clinton is a bad person for being a woman? FILTHY MISOGYNIST REPUBLICAN SCUM! GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE!

Believe in God? BELIEVE IN GOD!? GOD IS A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION! GOD TELLS YOU TO DO HORRENDOUS THINGS IN HIS NAME! HOW CAN YOU BELIEVE IN THIS GOD!? He is DEAD!

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