libtard

libtard is a software library written in the U programming language, used to make software systems more tardy (that is, slower). Enterprise software often prides itself in being complex, resource-intensive, and using a lot of intricate trade secret code to get a little bit of work done. Using libtard is a popular way to help achieve that "enterprise" quality with minimal effort.

The libtard package comes with a rather unusual manual, which appears self-deprecating and features text on cultural and political issues. The developers of libtard, despite their use of the U language, appear to loathe it.

User manual

libtards are morans and their to stupid to except facts that dont sapport there narative cause they dont no anything u should of lisened in school than u would'nt be so dum your a discrase to are country get a brian loosers your littorally so stuped weather u no it or not I wish u new how stuped u are u have no sence u discust me and your dumness effects the rest of us cause it gets other libtards elected u should'nt be aloud to vote u should be band

According to the libtard manual, "libtard" is also a strain of the Maron's disease that warps brain tissue into containing the to-stupid-to-except-facts-that-dont-sapport-there-naratives cells. It is known to cause severe reactions from those that suffer from anything allergies. The disease is well known to circulate in the Republic of Are.

Prevention

As described, there are several precautionary measures to prevent catching libtards the illness, such as:

• Performing routine lisening sessions in schools.
• Establish a relationship with a person named Brian.
• Possessing sence.
• Preventing the letter "u" from voting loudly.
• Making the letter "u" a part of a band.