User:T3canolis/Best Vote Comments

The following are what I deem to be the best voting comments in the history of Illogicopedia. They're either funny, important, etc. Why did I do this? I honestly don't know.

The quotes are printed below in their original form with the voting page following behind it. Conversations are grouped together. Quotes separated by lines.

2007[edit | edit source]

Bravo! Bravo! *Claps loudly* This article had me "rolling onto thine floor laughing" - excellent stuff. Gunter! Get your lazy butt over here and rub my feet! --Testostereich • (ballsack) 16:27, 1 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC), Illogicopedia:A History

I dont mean to piss on anyone's fire, but who is this HelloMetalReich dude? cus he counts for nothing if he is a socky.--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 16:22, 17 Octodest 2007 (UTC)
HelloMetalReich is used when me, HelloolleH and MrMetalFLower all agree on something (a coalition if you may, this is easy seeing as we all go to the same school. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 16:30, 17 Octodest 2007 (UTC)
it are bloody confunding though, there is no proof you all agree, *hmms. :S --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 16:33, 17 Octodest 2007 (UTC)
- I can vouch for the fact HMR is actually a joint account. In fact, I requested it so the socks wouldn't get to it. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 19:58, 17 Octodest 2007 (UTC), Media

[For vote] *Quiet You!!!! Illogic needs you, even though you're quackers! *Slaps knee in mirth* --Testostereich • (ballsack) 06:12, 13 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

[Against vote] *Hahahahaa (NO) --Testostereich • (ballsack) 05:37, 18 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

[For vote] *For I'm an easily changeable man. Man? --Testostereich • (ballsack) 19:13, 21 Octodest 2007 (UTC), Memoirs of a quack face

I'm a mean cunt who is voting against without mentioning anything constructive. FEAR ME! --~~~~ 17:16, 20 Octodest 2007 (UTC), OoOoOo ANGRY RYAN!

^^^ I have to agree with the other 2/3 of me there - the voting is often rigged with/or in the favour of Fonchezzz and his band of ~~sockpuppet pals~~ merry men. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 16:39, 7 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)
hahahhahaha, actually, the only merry man here is oleelra. And they arent sockpuppets. I dont know I forgot, fashionista, those people.... ya, they voted on their own free will. Also, my quacking cult doesnt even effect this voting.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 00:12, 8 Novelniver 2007 (UTC), Sunflower with stomach flue

No offense to ya Manforman, but it's not the best article you have written. And it's just another anti-cheese article, which is a great sentiment but not a good article. You won't deny me your buttsecks will you?! , I hate cheese

"ABSTAIN!" I proclaim nobly, before walking proudly into the sunset... --THE 15:12, 25 Novelniver 2007 (UTC), Illogicopedia:VFH/DOES THIS BUS GO TO ORPINGTON?!

EXTREME FOR - Deleting this on Uncyclopedia's VFD is without doubt the worst thing I have ever done, probably the worst thing anyone has ever done. I deserve to die. Cs1987 2.0 13:03, 15 Novelniver 2007 (UTC), IllogiNews:Guy Gets Crazy

It just doesn't fit the bill. But always remember-Always look on the bright side of life *Whistles* Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it... [--Jojo Oddopedia], Commieism

Ermm' When I joined like 9 or something months ago my first action was to blank this page, I haven't blanked one since but either way, does that make me this site's first vandal? >:P --Testostereich • (ballsack) 08:47, 8 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC), Jesus

2008[edit | edit source]

Fonchezzz, you are the one who goes against everything I do or say, so how can I tell you are not just being your usual self, going against everything I say or do? --Ryan ~ ^{U T C} ~ 22:09, 18 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
I forgot, who cares? It's random, does it matter which words I use? --Ryan ~ ^{U T C} ~ 04:26, 19 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
I'll tell you what ryan, you come to my talk page and tell me a good article name and idea. We can then work on a huge project together using both our ideas. THEN we will have a great article.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 15:14, 20 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
It's getting very tense here! Ben ^Blade 15:45, 20 Jeremy 2008 (UTC), Trent in Spoonland

i really poop it i worte the page pooper [--Yaik7a]

Can u even bloody spell?Ben ^Blade 15:58, 20 Jeremy 2008 (UTC), Fuffy Kitty Fuff

4I added very slightly to it, you know to tidy it up a bit and add a bit more fluency and humour to it. But apart from that I initially wrote it anyway so this is just another shameless self for vote. --Testostereich 10:34, 14 Jeremy 2008 (UTC), Toilet

John Hancock--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 18:09, 12 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)
George Mason --~~~~ 20:37, 12 Farbleum 2008 (UTC), Toilet

F0R A brilliant trash rewrite by HelloolleH. If I didn't have a consiounse I too would don a poorly drawn MS Paint fake moustache and vote for it a few more times. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 19:14, 4 Arche 2008 (UTC), Sadiojfasioduipofas

Swinging Door (I'm sorry I couldn't come up with any better cockney rhyming slang...) --Testostereich • (ballsack) 11:57, 11 Aym 2008 (UTC), The Mel Gibson Conspiracy

You guys, the score doesn't change itself. Unless you do, I have to. Which makes me kinda cranky. *has orange juice* Ahhh, crankiness subsiding.... --Testostereich • (ballsack) 22:02, 15 Aym 2008 (UTC), There is no need

Testostereich would've probably voted no. But since I ate him, then I guess I can vote yess in his place. --The Monster that ate Testicles 12:55, 23 Yoon 2008, Monsters that live under your bed

for. the fact that I wrote this article has absolutely nothing to do with this vote in any way whatsoever. --THE 21:40, 22 Jumbly 2008 (UTC), Boris and the American Dream

Yuhuh yuhuh Yuhuh, love it. Kindof random, some how logical and thinking outside the box. Which is often how my rounds of golf are described. Handicap:56899890808900, hooo yeah! --Testostereich • (ballsack) 10:08, 31 Ergust 2008 (UTC), Golf

'Fraid it didn't tickle the knob on the end of my staff MMF!→talk←/→admin(:D) 11:48, 17 Octodest 2008 (UTC), Magic is Sissy Bullshit

what can i say? I wrote it. I think. Armpit. --THE 15:27, 20 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC), 2001: A Snail Odyssey

No, I got half way down and was almost listed to death :/ --.HelloolleH.Dot.Boi.iNiT.bLuD :P 23:12, 18 Jumbly 2008 (UTC), The OMG Scary Alien

Firstly sorry I don't think it's that good. Maybe I'm missing something. Secondly, MMF get yo sig sorted out boi! Or I'll pimp slap yo mumma - by that I mean tell on you to her >:P --Testostereich • (ballsack) 14:31, 22 Jeremy 2008 (UTC), Cantonese soap operas

What does SNF mean? Also I haven't read it fully so I can't vote for it yet. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 21:28, 1 Arply 2008 (UTC)
- Self-nom and for, silly duncan :P -- 08:44, 2 Arply 2008 (UTC)
  - Scottish National Farty. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 19:49, 2 Arply 2008 (UTC)
    - Swedish, actually. The Scots aren't organized or sober enough to organize a farty, let alone one of that magnitude.-Ljlego 17:15, 5 Arply 2008 (UTC)

Didn't do it for me. Neither did my wife.... *cries* :P --Testostereich • (ballsack) 10:06, 31 Ergust 2008 (UTC), Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

2009[edit | edit source]

mmmmnammmno - I hate to be the neigh sayer...again, but I really didn't get why it was interesting or funny, or for that fact featureable. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 09:40, 28 Farbleum 2009 (UTC)
- Don't you mean... neigh-sleigher? Hohoho... -- Hindleyite 13:05, 9 Arche 2009 (UTC), Snowman

Self fo I made this article by accident when trying to invent a new kind of cheese. --THE 18:46, 8 Arche 2009 (UTC), A Small Civilization

I was going to abstain on Readmesoon's principle, but then again I reckon it kinda has to be good if it's to get featured. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 15:26, 9 Aym 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for reminding me, Testicles. ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 19:42, 11 Aym 2009 (UTC), Time. Bedroom. Night. Fan.

Against as per Galanoth. CamelToe 20:03, 28 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
However, I assure you that it is very good. Inebriated 00:29, 29 Yoon 2009 (UTC), My inability to file my teeth down to nothing for your comfort

For I really like this. Like I always say, It's not the length that counts, it's where you stick it. --JonTehSexyMofo 12:59, 28 Yoon 2009 (UTC), Bob the sperm

Well if you guys like it. I was in a weird crazy mood and I'm not really sure why that came out. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 20:13, 28 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah, it's pretty good. I think I might actually vote for it. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here!
  - Hindles, don't feel obliged too. Unless you don't want me to delete the site and kill numerous pedestrians in a sour grapes fueled explosion :P Testostereich • (ballsack) 23:27, 11 Jumbly 2009 (UTC), Dearest Blog

@JonTehSexyMofo: You put your "abstain" in the against box. Just pointing it out. --T 3 04:08, 29 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
- Also, you did not sign. —rms talk 04:09, 29 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
  Well fuck-a-doodle-doo, lets all point out Jon's flaws ¬¬ --JonTehSexyMofo 00:34, 11 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
  Well, Jon is Jewish (I think). That is a flaw. Also, my shoes are unzipped. —rms talk 00:36, 11 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
  The Jews wish I was Jewish --JonTehSexyMofo 00:39, 11 Jumbly 2009 (UTC), Real Life Cops: The Reality Series

sorry dunc, but I find this article fun, imaginative and quite unique in style... MyMetalFunkybeat—talk 20:00, 15 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
- Don't sorry dunc me, just help me evolve scyther :P I really don't care, my opinion is just an opinion, and you shouldn't care either. I'm just some guy in a check shirt. Please don't care what I think. Your opinion's cool because your ga-back! Testostereich • (ballsack) 20:47, 15 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
  - eh, i wanna evolve scyther too. we need to trade to do that! MyMetalFunkybeat—talk 20:52, 15 Jumbly 2009 (UTC), List of Dead People

2 things: #1: Grow out your testicles. #2: Check out mah new article. By the way, none of this is meant to hurt your feelings, this is just the way I like to talk to you. --vaGinonater I exist! 07:50, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
- W/e newb. And I think I already read your latest article, was it yours or RMS's which was about Eisenhouer? Also, why should I grow out of my testicles, I've hopefully still got a long reproductive future of threesomes ahead of me. Testostereich • (ballsack) 07:52, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
  - Did you like it? And also, RMS and I are available for threesomes. I've been known to kick in bed. --vaGinonater I exist! 07:56, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
    - I think I'll stick with my Taiwanese ladyboyladyboyladyboyboyboyladyboyboyladydogboyboy, but thanks for the offer. *tries to remember what happens at the end, oh, oh yeah* Yeah it wasn't bad. Testostereich • (ballsack) 07:58, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
      - Can we both agree that your testicles need to grow out? --v a Ginonater I exist! 08:00, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
        But they're already 4ft, hang on, I've got an idea. Hold still. Testostereich • (ballsack) 08:03, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC)
        Better? Testostereich • (ballsack) 08:03, 5 Ergust 2009
        Haha. --v a Ginonater I exist! 08:04, 5 Ergust 2009 (UTC), Story

Don't vote against unless you want to or I will not trace this cut out so I can color it in and then think about your IP address and then I think about people going to your home and how I want to kill your anger. --T 3 19:19, 3 Ergust 2009 (UTC), Forum talk:Illogicopedian of the Month/archive/

I can't lie to myself, it's gay. And not in the fruity MMF way, more the lorry driver with one nipple lower than the other who smells of old paint way. Testostereich • (ballsack) 20:44, 13 Yoon 2009 (UTC), The gnomes plotting your death

ABSTAIN, just in case Readmesoon cries. Testostereich • (ballsack) 22:52, 5 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
- oo, I like those odds. Hehe. --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 22:58, 5 Jumbly 2009 (UTC), Is that what you call a knife?

: Boo random mashings of the keyboard, hooray beer!
--(ƒî)», This is what came out

Just dont get it. Its a sorta neat philosphiphy, if thats what it meant to be, but ifi'm honest the point won't get across very easily HOW it got featured. For all these reasons above, of which there are 3, I say Neigh--Ben ^Blade 19:28, 15 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
- BOO! Let's hate Ben because his opinion is contrary to mine! :P Testostereich • (ballsack) 20:42, 15 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
  - People take things like this seriously ... :p--Ben ^Blade 20:30, 16 Jumbly 2009
    - Boo Ben takes it up the bum seriously. Sorry, I'm just bored. Testostereich • (ballsack) 20:36, 16 Jumbly 2009 (UTC) (UTC), Is

...not gangsta enough :( Testostereich • (ballsack) 23:41, 18 Novelniver 2009 (UTC), Spud

2010[edit | edit source]

AGAINST - a lazy pandering to stereotypes, also, cousins are awsum. Testostereich • (ballsack) 20:11, 24 Arply 2010 (UTC)
- How long is this incest going to last--Ben ^Blade 20:31, 24 Arply 2010 (UTC), The Typical Redneck Conversation

[For]

nom - peer pressure, or something —rms talk 21:27, 1 Yoon 2010 (UTC)
Deer pressure or something along the lines of that... I don't know. --T 3 23:48, 1 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

[Against]

Queer Pressure - because this article is queer (i.e. terrible) Testostereich • (ballsack) 00:59, 2 Yoon 2010 (UTC)
Jeer Pressure--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 01:25, 2 Yoon 2010 (UTC)
Sneer Preassure--Ben ^Blade 18:38, 2 Yoon 2010 (UTC), A wizard did it

Нет - Американский написано «Ceiling Mop» является бла, и я приступила к производству компьютеров Краткое спутников цепи (ƒî)» 03:26, 22 Yoon 2010 (UTC)
- Vote nullified, cause we need a damn article to go through. Am I allowed to do this? If not, er, nothing happened. —rms talk 23:27, 19 Jumbly 2010 (UTC), Ceiling mop

Don't remember writing this. Must've been on a Tesco Value Lemonade bender or something. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 20:27, 21 Yoon 2010 (UTC), Ceiling mop

something tells me t3 didn't write this. —rms talk 21:02, 5 Ergust 2010 (UTC), Vidja game

For - Because I'm the Paula Abdul of VFF. --T 3 02:26, 21 Yoon 2010 (UTC)
- D'oh —rms talk 03:58, 21 Yoon 2010 (UTC), Advertising Epilepsy

Hate to be the bum on this one, but I found myself looking for something awesome, and left with something meh. Sorry, guys :( don't leave though! —rms talk 00:38, 25 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)
No worries; this was pretty much the reaction it met on uncyclopedia, too. You're not alone. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100925 - 00:48 (UTC)
Yeah, don't worry. RMS is a native of Douchebagistan so voting against is part of his culture. --T 3 05:16, 25 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC), Crossbow

Furry I didn't like it, but I inflicted it on my cats and they were delighted. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 02:35, 24 Novelniver 2010 (UTC), Egg sighted

2011[edit | edit source]

How funny is the word, "wang"? --Gomphog 23:51, 24 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
- Let's see... wang wang wang. Not very.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 07:06, 27 Jeremy 2011 (UTC), IllogiNews:Wang

Nom and 'Gainst This is totally not a joke nom! --Brainfart, Marxism

[Abstain] *SWITZERLAND knows not of the Nazis Testostereich • (ballsack) 13:33, 13 Jeremy 2011 (UTC), Egg sighted

Meh. Doesn't fit my standard of a featured article. I have good standards, too. Been here a while. Wrote a bunch of them. —rms talk 21:10, 13 Arche 2011 (UTC)
Cute, but again, not really a feature in my view. Although my standards suck. I stole most of them from Romartus on Uncyclopedia's VFH and then fed them to my cat and used the results to fertilise my plants. Eventually they bore fruit and... er... what was I saying? ~ 22:38, 13 Arche 2011
Against because my doctor told me to be more assertive. I like it, but IMO featured articles have to contain that little bit extra. I wouldn't be averse to changing my vote if it were neater and with more content. Hint hint. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:14, 8 Arply 2011 (UTC), Nock Clogg

Comment Athyria, did you really nom this drunk? I've tried to edit illogicopedia drunk a couple of times and it always ends at loading the main page so fair play there Testostereich • (ballsack) 17:20, 31 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC), Belching Hyena

An unofficial protest against the integrity of this article, on the grounds that it is unnecessarily logical. Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube' 03:45, 24 Jeremy 2012 (UTC), Childhood Realizations

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