User talk:P00psicle

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Whether it's through compulsory community service for crimes we won't go into or just personal choice, you've just joined illogicopedia. First and foremost, may I take your coat *rifles through the pockets*.

This greeting if not nailed to your forehead (or applied forcefully with No More Nails) is most likely from an admin/werewolf/Jonas the Happy Vandal/Sysop which makes it excellent, so RELAX. Now we're all relaxed, I'll quickly get through the bits you need to know (rules and where to go etc, and my bribe of course):

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Thanks for joining! --Ben Blade 13:05, 20 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Welcome back[edit]

Thanks. I'll concede that I was pestering you a bit too much earlier in the year, it's just that your edits happened to come at the same time as an article improvement drive thing we were doing (which seems to have ground to a halt now). Happy editing! -- Ben Blade 20:04, 1 Aym 2013 (UTC)

"If its marked for quick deletion I can blank it and completely rewrite it correct?"[edit]

Yes, usually, and especially if the page blatantly violates the content policy. Or if it is just one section that violates the rules you can remove it or rewrite that section so that it meets the site's standards.

In the case of the page you are talking about, there was really no way to have saved it except blanking it and rewriting the whole thing. --marbury (talk) 05:52, 3 Aym 2013 (UTC)

USERNAME Template[edit]

{{USERNAME}} will put the username on a page for users, not IPs

Kate (talk) 22:55, 27 Aym 2013 (UTC)

Account recovery[edit]

Your account recovery should be completed, with your second account renamed to this. Please log in as this now. Or something. -— Athyria User talk:AthyriaUser talk:AthyriaUser talk:Athyria 19:02, 15 Novelniver 2014 (UTC)

That's great and stuff. P00psicle (talk) 03:29, 8 Ditzimber 2014 (UTC)

Serious question[edit]

How does one use the SCRIPT tag within a wiki article? Lord Assbutt the Fourth |Talk to meh|BOINC! 20:32, 23 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

I'm not sure. Where did you see me use it? Maybe you should ask someone more knowledgable than me. P00psicle (talk) 01:25, 31 Arche 2015 (UTC)
Ask User:Iamawesome. He's a part time web developer apparently. XY007 T C 01:47, 31 Arche 2015 (UTC)
I didnt see you use it, just that I'd once had an idea for making an article with a crappy paint "program" using js and a grid of divs. I pasted the code here only to realize that MediaWiki doesent seem to accept the script tag. Ok I'll ask Iamawesome.
PS. Here's the article if you're interested:

CrapPaint Lord Assbutt the Fourth |Talk to meh|BOINC! 21:32, 31 Arche 2015 (UTC)

Thanks for the link[edit]

XY007 T C 22:21, 4 Arply 2015 (UTC)

You're welcome. -google internet search user P00psicle (talk) 00:43, 5 Arply 2015 (UTC)
OK. XY007 T C 00:48, 5 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Big Brrother 2015[edit]

It's starting tomorrow and we need one more contestant! Just checked Special:ActiveUsers and saw you there. Could you please join? Iamawesome  T | C | U  05:41, 18 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Sorry dude, I don't check this website regularly.

Hypostatic Precambrianism[edit]

I admit, I am jealous of your skillful usage of big, and sometimes not real, words. Masterful, I say. If you like, I have a recipe for Anomalocaris with hoisin sauce and peanut butter if you care to advance to the Cambrian times. Cheers! 21:47, 9 Arply 2016 (UTC)

Update: I had to substitute pork for anomalocaris, since they're extinct. I'd have stolen a fossil but I only had ingredients for one try, and I was broke at the time. Whether due to the substitution or just the recipe itself, I didn't like it. I also made another dish, interesting because of the ingredients, but it too was meh. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 00:52, 1 Aym 2016 (UTC)
I'm glad that someone appreciated what I was trying to do there! P00psicle (talk) 20:44, 20 Aym 2016 (UTC)

You are big editor![edit]

You are IOTM? Illogico! Illogically? 13:51, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

Illogicopedian of the Month? Did I win that? Am I a candidate? What's going on? P00psicle (talk) 13:53, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

No, I'm IOTM! I'm asking if you've been IOTM and if you want to be new (June) Illogico! Illogically? 14:00, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

I certainly wouldn't mind. P00psicle (talk) 14:01, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
Okay! Illogico! Illogically? 14:08, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

Please don't[edit]

This is just taking it way too far.--Noot noot!.pngRainbow.gifHayy-ya.gif 06:57, 12 Yoon 2017 (UTC)