Mortal! Surrender your will to the almighty Windows Vista! It's slow, it's insecure, but damn it makes us a lot of money!
Aha! You may have dodged Windows Vista you silly mortal, but there's no stopping The Windows, Seven! It's as crappy as ever, but you will be forced into submission, because we will stop supporting Windows XP with updates in 2014! Aha!
And Linux, no matter how cool 10.04 may be, is still C☭mmunist!