Windows 7
Damn. This is the third time I've been editing this page. You see, I have the famously infamous Windows 7. Shuts itself down about every other blinkin' minute. Is mostly seems to do it right when I'm in the middle of my deranged fantasties.
Microsoft only sold eight models of Windows 7, despite it's rabid rave reviews. It got One half of a star, and the price was a mere $1249.99. I thought it was a deal, so I pounced on it before anyone else could. Turns out it came broken.
It keeps shutting down. And it's happened three times while I've been writing this article. I don't think I can take it anymore! I'm better off dead than without a properly fucntioning coputer, and all of the other ones are just too damned expensive. Good bye, now!
Using Windows 7[edit | edit source]
*pulls gun*
