Windows 95

Windows 95 is an international cult based in Sofia, Not Bulgaria famous for orchestrating the 1803 Hong Kong plutonium bomb terrorist attack. Its members include such famous names as Vladimir Putin, Bear Grylls, Gordon Ramsay and Kool-Aid Man. Its name comes form the central principle of the cult: Each of the members is a disciple, otherwise known as a window. And there are in fact 94 of them. Bah.

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